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Contents 1 Rules 2 How to nominate 3 Nominations 3.1 "Itchy and Scratchy Land" 3.1.1 Support (0) 3.1.2 Neutral (0) 3.1.3 Oppose (2) 3.1.4 Comments 3.2 "Team Homer" 3.2.1 Support (0) 3.2.2 Neutral (0) 3.2.3 Oppose (1) 3.2.4 Comments 3.3 "Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)" 3.3.1 Support (0) 3.3.2 Neutral (0) 3.3.3 Oppose (1) 3.3.4 Comments 3.4 "The Man Who Came To Be Dinner" 3.4.1 Support (1) 3.4.2 Neutral (0) 3.4.3 Oppose (0) 3.4.4 Comments 3.5 "The Man Who Came To Be Dinner" 3.5.1 Support (1) 3.5.2 Neutral (0) 3.5.3 Oppose (0) 3.5.4 Comments 3.6 "Co-Dependent's Day" 3.6.1 Support (1) 3.6.2 Neutral (0) 3.6.3 Oppose (0) 3.6.4 Comments 3.7 "The Color Yellow" 3.7.1 Support (0) 3.7.2 Neutral (0) 3.7.3 Oppose (1) 3.7.4 Comments 3.8 "The Color Yellow" 3.8.1 Support (0) 3.8.2 Neutral (1) 3.8.3 Oppose (0) 3.8.4 Comments 3.9 "Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play" 3.9.1 Support (1) 3.9.2 Neutral (0) 3.9.3 Oppose (0) 3.9.4 Comments 3.10 "The Girl Who Slept Too Little" 3.10.1 Support (0) 3.10.2 Neutral (1) 3.10.3 Oppose (0) 3.10.4 Comments 3.11 "The Girl Who Slept Too Little" 3.11.1 Support (1) 3.11.2 Neutral (0) 3.11.3 Oppose (0) 3.11.4 Comments

Featured quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.

Rules

1. You can only nominate once a month.
2. The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.

How to nominate

Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}

The episodes don't need square brackets.

Nominations

"Itchy and Scratchy Land"

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"Which one of you is the mailman?"

―Grampa (staring at Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II)^[src]

The brackets won't even be needed if the picture goes with it.JThomas (talk) 09:49, December 6, 2014 (EST)JThomas

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1. If it needs the picture to be funny or to make sense, then it won't work as a featured quote. -- Mythigator (talk) 02:38, January 6, 2015 (EST)
2. Same reason as above. The Solar Dragon 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)

Comments

"Team Homer"

"You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what?!"

―Moe Syzlak^[src]

JThomas (talk) 09:49, December 6, 2014 (EST)JThomas

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1. Meh. The Solar Dragon 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)

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"Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)"

"Slow down. The sidewalk's for regular walkin', not for fancy walkin'."

―Jasper Beardley^[src]

JThomas (talk) 09:49, December 6, 2014 (EST)JThomas

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1. Out of context, I don't think it works that well. The Solar Dragon 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)

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"The Man Who Came To Be Dinner"

"Look at all these knobs and buttons... it clearly means they're a superior race."

―Homer Simpson^[src]

A good quote. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 15:47, January 5, 2015 (EST)

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1. I like it. The Solar Dragon 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)

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• Fixed a typo. It should be "knobs", not "nobs". -- Mythigator (talk) 02:37, January 6, 2015 (EST)
  • I literally took it from Twitter, but they must have misspelled it. Thanks for fixing it! / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 03:25, January 6, 2015 (EST)

"The Man Who Came To Be Dinner"

"Well I guess we've learned that of all the countless planets in the universe, we have evolved into the most inedible species. Like three bean salad at a barbecue, we will remain untouched."

―Lisa Simpson^[src]

I like this quote more than the other from this episode. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 03:43, January 6, 2015 (EST)

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1. I also like this one. The Solar Dragon 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)

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"Co-Dependent's Day"

"I'm in no condition to drive. Wait, I shouldn't listen to myself. I'm drunk!"

―Homer Simpson^[src]

This makes me laugh every time. The Solar Dragon 15:16, February 25, 2015 (EST)

Support (1)

1. Heh. This is a good one. --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 12:06, February 28, 2015 (EST)

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"The Color Yellow"

"Our ancestors were kicked out of Australia."

―Grampa Simpson^[src]

A nice quote. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 19:03, February 25, 2015 (EST)

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1. I just don't think it works that well. The Solar Dragon 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)

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"The Color Yellow"

"If I were you I wouldn't take it to the past. I lived in part of that past, and I got out for a reason."

―Homer Simpson^[src]

A nice quote. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 19:03, February 25, 2015 (EST)

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1. Meh. The Solar Dragon 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)

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"Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play"

"We've been through more hardships than the Jews and Charlie Brown put together!"

―Homer Simpson^[src]

A nice quote. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 19:03, February 25, 2015 (EST)

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1. I like this quote. The Solar Dragon 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)

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"The Girl Who Slept Too Little"

"Whatever happened to "please" and "thank you"?"

―Marge Simpson

"I think they killed each other. You know, one of those murder-suicide deals."

―Homer Simpson^[src]

A fun quote. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 19:03, February 25, 2015 (EST)

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1. Meh. The Solar Dragon 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)

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"The Girl Who Slept Too Little"

"Lisa, when you've sustained as many blows to the head as I have, consistency becomes a.. something... something.. I love you Bart!"

―Homer Simpson^[src]

A fun Homer quote. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 19:03, February 25, 2015 (EST)

Support (1)

1. Made me laugh. The Solar Dragon 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)

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