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Contents 1 Rules 2 How to nominate 3 Nominations 4 3 4.1 Support (0) 4.2 Neutral (3) 4.3 Oppose (0) 4.4 Comments 5 6 5.1 Support (1) 5.2 Neutral (0) 5.3 Oppose (0) 5.4 Comments 6 8 6.1 Support (2) 6.2 Neutral (0) 6.3 Oppose (0) 6.4 Comments 7 9 7.1 Support (0) 7.2 Neutral (0) 7.3 Oppose (1) 7.4 Comments 8 10 8.1 Support (0) 8.2 Neutral (0) 8.3 Oppose (1) 8.4 Comments 9 11 9.1 Support (0) 9.2 Neutral (0) 9.3 Oppose (1) 9.4 Comments 10 12 10.1 Support (3) 10.2 Neutral (0) 10.3 Oppose (0) 10.4 Comments 11 13 11.1 Support (2) 11.2 Neutral (0) 11.3 Oppose (0) 11.4 Comments 12 15 12.1 Support (1) 12.2 Neutral (0) 12.3 Oppose (0) 12.4 Comments 13 16 13.1 Support (0) 13.2 Neutral (1) 13.3 Oppose (0) 13.4 Comments 14 19 14.1 Support (0) 14.2 Neutral (0) 14.3 Oppose (1) 14.4 Comments 15 20 15.1 Support (2) 15.2 Neutral (0) 15.3 Oppose (0) 15.4 Comments 16 21 16.1 Support (2) 16.2 Neutral (0) 16.3 Oppose (0) 16.4 Comments

Featured Quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.

Rules

1. You can only nominate once a month.
2. The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.

How to nominate

Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}

The episodes don't need square brackets.

Nominations

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"I call the big one Bitey"

―Homer Simpson^[src]

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Neutral (3)

1. Doesn't seem right without the rest of the conversation. ☆The Solar Dragon 20:13, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
2. Agreed with Solar. It needs more context to make sense. -- Mythigator 04:23, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
3. Agreed with both of you. Duncan Crook

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One of fan's and Matt Groening's favourite quotes. — ^TheHomer ^{(Talk • Contributions)} 19:29, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

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"I like men now"

―Ralph Wiggum^[src]

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1. >D'oh! ¡Ay Carumba! D'oh! (Talk Page This-Away!) 22:32, July 6, 2010 (UTC)

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"The way I see it, if you raise three children who can knock out and hogtie a perfect stranger, you must be doing something right."

―Marge Simpson^[src]

Support (2)

1. Very good quote from my favourite character, Marge. Got my support, Mythigator!    Effluvium    talk    contributions    email   13:07, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
2. It does seem like a good quote! --Will k 09:26, 31 January 2011 (UTC)

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• A genuine, albeit offbeat, nugget of wisdom from Marge. The quote put a nice capper on the first season. -- Mythigator 21:53, July 7, 2010 (UTC)

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"I'm shaving my shoul-ders. I'm getting it all shaved off."

―Homer Simpson singing^[src]

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1. Don't really like the quote. That scene never made me laugh. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 17:40, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

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"But Marge, it's uter-us, not uter-you"

―Homer Simpson to Marge Simpson^[src]

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1. This quote doesn't really seem that good to me. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 17:40, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

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"Science? What has science ever done for us? TV off!"

―Moe Szyslak^[src]

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1. Once again, doesn't stand out to me and I don't find it that funny. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 17:41, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

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"English instructions ruined! Must read French instructions...."La grille"? What the hell is that?!"

―Homer Simpson^[src]

Support (3)

1. A great quote from a great episode. Josegiraffio 14:07, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
2. Love this scene. So funny. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 17:39, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
3. I just love how Homer is failing... yet again! --Will k 09:24, 31 January 2011 (UTC)

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• Changed the quote as it is La grille, not Le grille. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 17:39, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

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"Bushes are nice 'cause they don't have prickers. Unless they do. This one did. Ouch!"

―Ralph Wiggum after being pushed into a bush^[src]

Support (2)

1. Ralph quotes are always hilarious. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 21:14, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
2. I like this quote. Ralph's great. Brassbandplayer 13:39, August 25, 2010 (UTC)

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"I'll miss that Ralph Wiggum. He reminds me of my boy."

―Queen Elizabeth II

"Mommy, my cat's breath smells like cat food."

―Prince Charles^[src]

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I LOVE IT! —Preceding unsigned comment added by 173.24.145.219 (talk) 03:14, 1 September 2010

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"I can't go to juvie! They use guys like me as currency!"

―Milhouse Van Houten^[src]

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1. I don't know, it just doesn't really stand out to me. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 06:22, September 21, 2010 (UTC)

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"You made me bleed my own blood."

―Nelson Muntz^[src]

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1. ----- It's Magic - Kingcjc 21:18, November 2, 2010 (UTC)

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"I'd hate to be a Nervous Pervis, but if he falls couldn't that make him a paraplegerino?"

―Ned Flanders

"Shut up Flanders."

―Homer and Bart Simpson^[src]

Support (2)

1. Really like this quote. Ned is a funny character at times and has his moments. Josegiraffio ^{Want to talk} 19:55, 2 December 2010 (UTC)
2. Yeah, good quote. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 19:57, 2 December 2010 (UTC)

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"I've got three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?"

―Homer Simpson^[src]

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1. Think this quotes pretty good. Josegiraffio ^{Want to talk} 20:18, 20 December 2010 (UTC)
2. What a good example of Homer's stupidity. --Will k 09:25, 31 January 2011 (UTC)

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