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Contents 1 Rules 2 How to nominate 3 Nominations 4 1 4.1 Support (2) 4.2 Neutral (0) 4.3 Oppose (1) 4.4 Comments 5 3 5.1 Support (0) 5.2 Neutral (2) 5.3 Oppose (0) 5.4 Comments 6 4 6.1 Support (3) 6.2 Neutral (0) 6.3 Oppose (0) 6.4 Comments 7 5 7.1 Support (3) 7.2 Neutral (0) 7.3 Oppose (0) 7.4 Comments 8 6 8.1 Support (1) 8.2 Neutral (0) 8.3 Oppose (0) 8.4 Comments 9 7 9.1 Support (3) 9.2 Neutral (0) 9.3 Oppose (1) 9.4 Comments 10 8 10.1 Support (1) 10.2 Neutral (0) 10.3 Oppose (0) 10.4 Comments 11 9 11.1 Support (0) 11.2 Neutral (0) 11.3 Oppose (1) 11.4 Comments 12 10 12.1 Support (0) 12.2 Neutral (0) 12.3 Oppose (1) 12.4 Comments 13 11 13.1 Support (0) 13.2 Neutral (0) 13.3 Oppose (1) 13.4 Comments 14 12 14.1 Support (2) 14.2 Neutral (0) 14.3 Oppose (0) 14.4 Comments 15 13 15.1 Support (0) 15.2 Neutral (0) 15.3 Oppose (0) 15.4 Comments

Featured Quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.

Rules

1. You can only nominate once a month.
2. The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.

How to nominate

Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}

The episodes don't need square brackets.

Nominations

1

"Young man, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours."

―Homer to Bart^[src]

Support (2)

1. One of my favourite quotes! Its a yes from me!    Effluvium    talk    contributions    email   18:45, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
2. The quote is funnier in context, but it's OK by itself, too. -- Mythigator 05:57, July 23, 2010 (UTC)

Neutral (0)

Oppose (1)

1. I don't know why but I don't really like that quote. ☆The Solar Dragon 20:13, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

Comments

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"I call the big one Bitey"

―Homer Simpson^[src]

Support (0)

Neutral (2)

1. Doesn't seem right without the rest of the conversation. ☆The Solar Dragon 20:13, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
2. Agreed with Solar. It needs more context to make sense. -- Mythigator 04:23, July 17, 2010 (UTC)

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Comments

One of fan's and Matt Groening's favourite quotes. — ^TheHomer ^{(Talk • Contributions)} 19:29, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

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Ralph is using a urinal in the gas station

"Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want"

―Ralph Wiggum

"Ralph, are you almost finished"

―Seymour Skinner

"I finished before we came in"

―Ralph Wiggum^[src]

Support (3)

1. One of my favorite Ralph moments. >D'oh! ¡Ay Carumba! D'oh! (Talk Page This-Away!) 22:32, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
2. My favourite Ralph quote and better than the others. Josegiraffio 16:21, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
3. Great. Really makes me smile unlike the other Ralph moments. Shows his potential and troubles. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 91.111.69.145 (talk) 13:57, July 18, 2010

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• This is one of my favourite Ralph moments of all time. ☆The Solar Dragon 20:11, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

5

"Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark"

―Nelson Muntz^[src]

Support (3)

1. Good quote. ☆The Solar Dragon 20:37, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
2. Agree. >D'oh! ¡Ay Carumba! D'oh! (Talk Page This-Away!) 22:32, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
3. I like this one. -- Mythigator 04:25, July 17, 2010 (UTC)

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"I like men now"

―Ralph Wiggum^[src]

Support (1)

1. >D'oh! ¡Ay Carumba! D'oh! (Talk Page This-Away!) 22:32, July 6, 2010 (UTC)

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"They have the Internet on computers, now?"

―Homer Simpson^[src]

Support (3)

1. I think this is great! Got my support!    Effluvium    talk    contributions    email   16:08, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
2. I think the full quote was "Didn't you hear Marge? They have the Internet on computers now!" --Smiley12 was here at 21:48, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
3. I like it locke97 6:04 july 8 2010

Neutral (0)

Oppose (1)

1. Once again, I don't think it is that funny. I tried imagining it in that voice Homer does but still no. ☆The Solar Dragon 16:11, July 6, 2010 (UTC)

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"The way I see it, if you raise three children who can knock out and hogtie a perfect stranger, you must be doing something right."

―Marge Simpson^[src]

Support (1)

1. Very good quote from my favourite character, Marge. Got my support, Mythigator!    Effluvium    talk    contributions    email   13:07, July 18, 2010 (UTC)

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• A genuine, albeit offbeat, nugget of wisdom from Marge. The quote put a nice capper on the first season. -- Mythigator 21:53, July 7, 2010 (UTC)

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"I'm shaving my shoul-ders. I'm getting it all shaved off."

―Homer Simpson singing^[src]

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1. Don't really like the quote. That scene never made me laugh. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 17:40, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

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"But Marge, it's uter-us, not uter-you"

―Homer Simpson to Marge Simpson^[src]

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1. This quote doesn't really seem that good to me. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 17:40, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

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"Science? What has science ever done for us? TV off!"

―Moe Szyslak^[src]

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1. Once again, doesn't stand out to me and I don't find it that funny. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 17:41, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

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"English instructions ruined! Must read French instructions...."La grille"? What the hell is that?!"

―Homer Simpson^[src]

Support (2)

1. A great quote from a great episode. Josegiraffio 14:07, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
2. Love this scene. So funny. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 17:39, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

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Comments

• Changed the quote as it is La grille, not Le grille. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 17:39, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

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"Bushes are nice 'cause they don't have prickers. Unless they do. This one did. Ouch!"

―Ralph Wiggum after being pushed into a bush^[src]

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