Difference between revisions of "The Simpsons: Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror XXXII content update/This Means Dino War Gameplay"

== This Means Dino War ==

=== This Means Dino War Pt. 1 ===

{{THT|After the user logs in on October 15th:|colspan=2}}

{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon}}

{{TB|Dinosaurs are destroying this town...not that it wasn't already in ruins!}}

{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}

{{TB|Don't blame me. Blame dinosaur me! And while you're at it, could you put dinosaur me out of its misery?}}

{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}

{{TB|There's no need for anything rash! City Hall has contingencies for situations like this.}}

{{Tapped Out Chalmers Icon}}

{{TB|The Springfield National Guard?}}

{{TB|Something with even more firepower...the Springfield Militia!}}

{{TB|YEE-HAW! Translating for our non-Hillbilly-speaking audience: "YEE-HAW!"}}

{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Hilarium [x155]<br>'''Task: '''Tap Dinosaurs [x15]<br>If the user has Quimby: '''Task: '''Make Quimby Unleash the Springfield Militia (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Done, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)<br>If the user has Sideshow Mel: '''Task: '''Make Sideshow Mel Dramatically Rev His Engine (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Done, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)<br>'''Task: '''Make Homer Wish He Had a Monster Truck (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Done, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)<br>If the user has Grampa: '''Task: '''Make Grampa Demand Dinosaur Him Be Killed (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Done, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)<br>If the user has Grampasaurus: '''Task: '''Make Grampasaurus Chase Monster Trucks Out of Town (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Done, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)|colspan=2}}

{{Tapped Out Grampasaurus Icon}}

{{TB|My dinosaur posse will never be stopped by a bunch of yokels!}}

{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}

{{TB|Hey, I resembles that remark!}}

{{Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon}}

{{TB|And I take offense! But I shall not be vexed, for I am no yokel!}}

{{Tapped Out Grampasaurus Icon}}

{{TB|Fine, four yokels and one pretentious Shakespearean-trained blowhard.}}

{{TB|That's better.}}

=== This Means Dino War Pt. 2 ===

{{THT|After completing This Means Dino War Pt. 1:|colspan=2}}

{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}

{{TB|Maybe we can, er, negotiate with this monstrous Grampasaurus.}}

{{Tapped Out Chalmers Icon}}

{{TB|This is America. We don't negotiate until AFTER we've dropped bombs.}}

{{TB|It's time to mobilize our army base.}}

{{TB|What is this "army" you keep talking about?}}

{{Tapped Out Chalmers Icon}}

{{TB|We previously equipped an advanced military base to fight off the hideous, slime-ball Rigellians. No offense.}}

{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}}

{{TB|We've been on Earth long enough to know that "no offense" means we should very much be offended!}}

{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Hilarium [x115]<br>'''Task: '''Tap Dinosaurs [x15]<br>If the user has Chalmers: '''Task: '''Make Chalmers Demand a Military Response (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Done, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)<br>'''Task: '''Make Homer Chant "USA! USA!" (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Done, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)<br>If the user has Quimby: '''Task: '''Make Quimby Concede to Chalmers' Demands (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Done, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)<br>If the user has Kodos: '''Task: '''Make Kodos Be Deeply Offended (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Done, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)<br>If the user has Kang: '''Task: '''Make Kang Try to Settle Kodos Down (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Done, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}

{{THT|After completing This Means Dino War Pt. 2:|colspan=2}}

{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}

{{TB|Springfield doesn't have a formal military, so who's leading this operation?}}

{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}

{{TB|I'd be happy to lead from my hidden command bunker at 1223 Cowards Lane in Shelbyville.}}

{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}

{{TB|Damn it! Wipe that address from your memories.}}

{{TB|The Springfield town charter specifically designates all military operations be led by a descendant of Jebediah Springfield, and that means me!}}

{{TB|Is Chalmers really a descendant of Jebediah Springfield?}}

{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}

{{TB|He does kind of look like the statue — stone-faced, always up on a pedestal, has pigeon poop on his shoulders...}}

{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Hilarium [x115]<br>'''Task: '''Tap Dinosaurs [x15]<br>If the user has Chalmers: '''Task: '''Make Chalmers Take Command (4h, Rigel 7 Military Base, Hover-Copter, Attack Helicopter, E.P.A. Hoverjet, WWII Tank, Marine One, Town Hall or Homes)<br>'''Task: '''Make Springfielders Enlist in the New Army [x3] (4h, Rigel 7 Military Base, Hover-Copter, Attack Helicopter, E.P.A. Hoverjet, WWII Tank, Marine One, Town Hall or Homes)<br>'''Task: '''Make Lisa Review the Town Charter (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Done, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)|colspan=2}}

{{TB|Listen up troops...and trolls.}}

{{TB|Callin' a troll a troll ain't very nice.}}

{{Tapped Out Mecha-Chalmers Icon}}

{{TB|Sorry, that's the school superintendent in me.}}

{{TB|When is it going to be time to blow things up?}}

{{TB|We're not blowing things up. We don't want to destroy the town.}}

{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>fires rocket into the library<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}

{{TB|Oopsie...}}

{{Tapped Out Mecha-Chalmers Icon}}

{{TB|Maybe you should sit this one out.}}

{{TB|Ohhh, I want to shoot more boom-booms!}}

=== This Means Dino War Pt. 4 ===

{{THT|After completing This Means Dino War Pt. 3:|colspan=2}}

{{TB|You have something better?}}

{{TB|I'm working on it.}}

{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}

{{TB|Until then, let's get us a big, scary monster to fight for us!}}

{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Hilarium [x155]<br>'''Task: '''Tap Dinosaurs [x15]<br>'''Task: '''Make Lisa Go to the Mall With Bart (2h, Rats Court Mall, Springfield Mall, Heavenly Hills, Sprawl Mart or Shops)<br>'''Task: '''Make Bart Try to Recruit the Over Under Beast (2h, Rats Court Mall, Springfield Mall, Heavenly Hills, Sprawl Mart or Shops)<br>If the user has Over Under Beast: '''Task: '''Make the Over Under Beast Try to Eat the Kids (2h, Rats Court Mall, Springfield Mall, Heavenly Hills, Sprawl Mart or Shops)|colspan=2}}

{{TB|Hey, there's my guy, Mr. Over Under Beast.}}

{{Tapped Out Over Under Beast Icon}}

{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}

{{TB|Right. I have trouble with "hellos" too.}}

{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}

{{TB|We were wondering...could we talk you into chasing some raging dinosaurs out of town?}}

{{Tapped Out Over Under Beast Icon}}

{{TB|Grohlorg?}}

{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}

{{TB|Payment? Uh, I've got...like four dollars.}}

{{TB|RHYEAARGHAR!!}}

{{TB|He's going to eat us!}}

{{TB|Maybe you should chip in a couple more bucks?}}

=== This Means Dino War Pt. 5 ===

{{THT|After completing This Means Dino War Pt. 4:|colspan=2}}

{{TB|Go, Team Springfield! Blow those dinosaurs back to the Flintstones age!}}

{{TB|No, I'm not. I'm er...going on a fact-finding trip to Aruba!}}

{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Hilarium [x195]<br>'''Task: '''Tap Dinosaurs [x15]<br>'''Task: '''Make Springfielders Battle Dinosaurs [x3] (4h, Cretaceous Park, Parking Lot Lot Lot, Homerball Pitch, Krustyland Parking Lot, Parking Lot, Catfish Lake or Homes)<br>If the user has Mecha-Chalmers: '''Task: '''Make Mecha Chalmers Watch Equipment Fall Apart (4h, Cretaceous Park, Parking Lot Lot Lot, Homerball Pitch, Krustyland Parking Lot, Parking Lot, Catfish Lake or Homes)<br>If the user has Quimby: '''Task: '''Make Quimby Try to Duck Out on the Battle (4h, Cretaceous Park, Parking Lot Lot Lot, Homerball Pitch, Krustyland Parking Lot, Parking Lot, Catfish Lake or Homes)<br>If the user has Grampasaurus: '''Task: '''Make Grampasaurus Lead Dinosaurs to Victory (4h, Cretaceous Park, Parking Lot Lot Lot, Homerball Pitch, Krustyland Parking Lot, Parking Lot, Catfish Lake or Homes)<br>If the user has Chalmers, but doesn't have Mecha-Chalmers: '''Task: '''Make Chalmers Watch Equipment Fall Apart (4h, Cretaceous Park, Parking Lot Lot Lot, Homerball Pitch, Krustyland Parking Lot, Parking Lot, Catfish Lake or Homes)|colspan=2}}

{{Tapped Out Mecha-Chalmers Icon}}

{{TB|Not so fast, Quimby! What happened to all of our anti-Rigellian military equipment?}}

{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}

{{TB|Awkward! Rigellians in the room.}}

{{Tapped Out Mecha-Chalmers Icon}}

{{TB|Uh, sorry. I mean, what happened to all of our "anti-dinosaur" military equipment?}}

{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}

{{TB|Well, er...I, er...may have, er...diverted some equipment funds to, er...build hotel rooms for, er...Geriatric Park, er...}}

{{Tapped Out Mecha-Chalmers Icon}}

{{TB|That's a lot of "ers" Quimby!}}

{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}

{{TB|Hotel rooms are very important to my, er, constituency outreach efforts.}}

{{Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon}}

{{TB|Am I a constituency effort, Joe?}}

 

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