• Wikisimpsons needs more Featured Article, Picture, Quote, Episode and Comprehensive article nominations!
  • Wikisimpsons has a Discord server! Click here for your invite! Join to talk about the wiki, Simpsons and Tapped Out news, or just to talk to other users.
  • Make an account! It's easy, free, and your work on the wiki can be attributed to you.
TwitterFacebookDiscord

The Simpsons: Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror XXXII content update/This Means Dino War Gameplay

Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki

This Means Dino War[edit]

This Means Dino War Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on October 15th:
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Dinosaurs are destroying this town...not that it wasn't already in ruins!
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Don't blame me. Blame dinosaur me! And while you're at it, could you put dinosaur me out of its misery?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png There's no need for anything rash! City Hall has contingencies for situations like this.
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png The Springfield National Guard?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Something with even more firepower...the Springfield Militia!
Tapped Out Bumblebee Man Icon.png Son solo cinco hombres en camiones monstruo!
Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon.png Translating for our English-speaking audience: "That's just five guys in monster trucks!"
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png YEE-HAW! Translating for our non-Hillbilly-speaking audience: "YEE-HAW!"
Task: Collect Hilarium [x155]
Task: Tap Dinosaurs [x15]
If the user has Quimby: Task: Make Quimby Unleash the Springfield Militia (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Done, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
If the user has Sideshow Mel: Task: Make Sideshow Mel Dramatically Rev His Engine (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Done, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
Task: Make Homer Wish He Had a Monster Truck (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Done, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
If the user has Grampa: Task: Make Grampa Demand Dinosaur Him Be Killed (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Done, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
If the user has Grampasaurus: Task: Make Grampasaurus Chase Monster Trucks Out of Town (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Done, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
Tapped Out Grampasaurus Icon.png My dinosaur posse will never be stopped by a bunch of yokels!
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Hey, I resembles that remark!
Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon.png And I take offense! But I shall not be vexed, for I am no yokel!
Tapped Out Grampasaurus Icon.png Fine, four yokels and one pretentious Shakespearean-trained blowhard.
Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon.png That's better.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

This Means Dino War Pt. 2[edit]

After completing This Means Dino War Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Maybe we can, er, negotiate with this monstrous Grampasaurus.
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png This is America. We don't negotiate until AFTER we've dropped bombs.
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png It's time to mobilize our army base.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png What is this "army" you keep talking about?
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png We previously equipped an advanced military base to fight off the hideous, slime-ball Rigellians. No offense.
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png We've been on Earth long enough to know that "no offense" means we should very much be offended!
Task: Collect Hilarium [x115]
Task: Tap Dinosaurs [x15]
If the user has Chalmers: Task: Make Chalmers Demand a Military Response (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Done, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
Task: Make Homer Chant "USA! USA!" (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Done, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
If the user has Quimby: Task: Make Quimby Concede to Chalmers' Demands (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Done, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
If the user has Kodos: Task: Make Kodos Be Deeply Offended (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Done, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
If the user has Kang: Task: Make Kang Try to Settle Kodos Down (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Done, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

This Means Dino War Pt. 3[edit]

After completing This Means Dino War Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Springfield doesn't have a formal military, so who's leading this operation?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png I'd be happy to lead from my hidden command bunker at 1223 Cowards Lane in Shelbyville.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Damn it! Wipe that address from your memories.
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png The Springfield town charter specifically designates all military operations be led by a descendant of Jebediah Springfield, and that means me!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Is Chalmers really a descendant of Jebediah Springfield?
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png He does kind of look like the statue — stone-faced, always up on a pedestal, has pigeon poop on his shoulders...
Task: Collect Hilarium [x115]
Task: Tap Dinosaurs [x15]
If the user has Chalmers: Task: Make Chalmers Take Command (4h, Rigel 7 Military Base, Hover-Copter, Attack Helicopter, E.P.A. Hoverjet, WWII Tank, Marine One, Town Hall or Homes)
Task: Make Springfielders Enlist in the New Army [x3] (4h, Rigel 7 Military Base, Hover-Copter, Attack Helicopter, E.P.A. Hoverjet, WWII Tank, Marine One, Town Hall or Homes)
Task: Make Lisa Review the Town Charter (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Done, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
Tapped Out Mecha-Chalmers Icon.png Listen up troops...and trolls.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Callin' a troll a troll ain't very nice.
Tapped Out Mecha-Chalmers Icon.png Sorry, that's the school superintendent in me.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png When is it going to be time to blow things up?
Tapped Out Mecha-Chalmers Icon.png We're not blowing things up. We don't want to destroy the town.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png *fires rocket into the library*
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oopsie...
Tapped Out Mecha-Chalmers Icon.png Maybe you should sit this one out.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ohhh, I want to shoot more boom-booms!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

This Means Dino War Pt. 4[edit]

After completing This Means Dino War Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Chalmers couldn't lead those clowns to defeat Ralph Wiggum, let alone the dinosaurs — although Dad blowing up the library was cool.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No, it's not cool. It's very NOT cool.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Okay. Here's something "cool" — a monster from a trans-dimensional space called the "Over Under" is at the mall.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png In order to scare away the monster dinosaurs rampaging around town, we'll use a bigger monster like that to rampage around town.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png There is nothing that resembles logic in that plan.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You have something better?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I'm working on it.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Until then, let's get us a big, scary monster to fight for us!
Task: Collect Hilarium [x155]
Task: Tap Dinosaurs [x15]
Task: Make Lisa Go to the Mall With Bart (2h, Rats Court Mall, Springfield Mall, Heavenly Hills, Sprawl Mart or Shops)
Task: Make Bart Try to Recruit the Over Under Beast (2h, Rats Court Mall, Springfield Mall, Heavenly Hills, Sprawl Mart or Shops)
If the user has Over Under Beast: Task: Make the Over Under Beast Try to Eat the Kids (2h, Rats Court Mall, Springfield Mall, Heavenly Hills, Sprawl Mart or Shops)
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Hey, there's my guy, Mr. Over Under Beast.
Tapped Out Over Under Beast Icon.png REAAARAGH!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Right. I have trouble with "hellos" too.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png We were wondering...could we talk you into chasing some raging dinosaurs out of town?
Tapped Out Over Under Beast Icon.png Grohlorg?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Payment? Uh, I've got...like four dollars.
Tapped Out Over Under Beast Icon.png RHYEAARGHAR!!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png He's going to eat us!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Maybe you should chip in a couple more bucks?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png SHUT UP AND RUN!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

This Means Dino War Pt. 5[edit]

After completing This Means Dino War Pt. 4:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Go, Team Springfield! Blow those dinosaurs back to the Flintstones age!
Tapped Out Mecha-Chalmers Icon.png Do what the bald lout says! Attack!!
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png We're doing it, sir! They're falling back!
Tapped Out Mecha-Chalmers Icon.png One more push and we'll have won the—
Tapped Out Mecha-Chalmers Icon.png Why is my mech suit shutting down?
Tapped Out Barney Icon.png And my machine gun just stopped working!
Tapped Out Bumblebee Man Icon.png ¡Ay, ay, ay! ¿Por qué mi tanque no se mueve?
Tapped Out Barney Icon.png I agree with whatever the bee said. *burp*
Tapped Out Femme Fatale Icon.png Quimby's running away!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png No, I'm not. I'm er...going on a fact-finding trip to Aruba!
Task: Collect Hilarium [x195]
Task: Tap Dinosaurs [x15]
Task: Make Springfielders Battle Dinosaurs [x3] (4h, Cretaceous Park, Parking Lot Lot Lot, Homerball Pitch, Krustyland Parking Lot, Parking Lot, Catfish Lake or Homes)
If the user has Mecha-Chalmers: Task: Make Mecha Chalmers Watch Equipment Fall Apart (4h, Cretaceous Park, Parking Lot Lot Lot, Homerball Pitch, Krustyland Parking Lot, Parking Lot, Catfish Lake or Homes)
If the user has Quimby: Task: Make Quimby Try to Duck Out on the Battle (4h, Cretaceous Park, Parking Lot Lot Lot, Homerball Pitch, Krustyland Parking Lot, Parking Lot, Catfish Lake or Homes)
If the user has Grampasaurus: Task: Make Grampasaurus Lead Dinosaurs to Victory (4h, Cretaceous Park, Parking Lot Lot Lot, Homerball Pitch, Krustyland Parking Lot, Parking Lot, Catfish Lake or Homes)
If the user has Chalmers, but doesn't have Mecha-Chalmers: Task: Make Chalmers Watch Equipment Fall Apart (4h, Cretaceous Park, Parking Lot Lot Lot, Homerball Pitch, Krustyland Parking Lot, Parking Lot, Catfish Lake or Homes)
Tapped Out Mecha-Chalmers Icon.png Not so fast, Quimby! What happened to all of our anti-Rigellian military equipment?
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Awkward! Rigellians in the room.
Tapped Out Mecha-Chalmers Icon.png Uh, sorry. I mean, what happened to all of our "anti-dinosaur" military equipment?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Well, er...I, er...may have, er...diverted some equipment funds to, er...build hotel rooms for, er...Geriatric Park, er...
Tapped Out Mecha-Chalmers Icon.png That's a lot of "ers" Quimby!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Hotel rooms are very important to my, er, constituency outreach efforts.
Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon.png Am I a constituency effort, Joe?
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20