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The Simpsons: Tapped Out 4th July 2013 content update

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Revision as of 02:52, June 29, 2013 by AleWi (talk | contribs) (The Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 5)

At the June 28, 2013 was an update released to The Simpsons: Tapped Out. The update was adding two new character, Abraham Lincoln and Rex Banner and a new costume for Apu. It will also adding new decorations and a new building called, Nighthawk Diner.

Decorations

Decoration Picture Requires Reward
Liberty bell Tapped Out Liberty bell.png
American Flag Tapped Out American Flag.png Cash.png5,600 Improves your Vanity rating.
Pinwheel Firework Tapped Out Pinwheel firework.png Donut Tapped Out.png30 0.75% bonus money and XP to all Jobs.
Box of Fireworks Tapped Out Crate of fireworks.png Donut Tapped Out.png50 2.25% bonus money and XP to all Jobs.
Lisa Statue of Liberty Tapped Out Lisa statue.png Donut Tapped Out.png65 2.50% bonus money and XP to all Jobs

Buildings

Image Name Building time Costs Task Character(s) unlocked when built Level required
Tapped Out Lincolns cabin.png Lincolns cabin 6s Donut Tapped Out.png150 Income Tax Abraham Lincoln 5
Tapped Out Nighthawk Diner.png Nighthawk Diner 24h Cash.png15,000 Giving Insomniacs a Place to Go Rex Banner 5

Characters

Image Name Unlocked when/costs Level required
150px Abraham Lincoln Lincolns cabin
150px Rex Banner Nighthawk Diner 5
Tapped Out Apu 4th July 2013.png All-American Apu (Costume)

Gameplay

Tapped Out Apu Icon.png The Fouth of July is coming! When Americans celebrate their country by brazenly flaunting their contempt for its anti-fireworks ordinances!
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png And Apu's All-American Kwik-E-Mart and Fireworks Megastore leads the way! I'd better get in costume.
Sign You'll find a new outfit for Apu in your inventory!

The Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 2

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
Tapped Out All-American Apu Icon.png My fireworks customers demand the biggest explosions, triggered by the most unpredictable fuses money can buy!
Tapped Out All-American Apu Icon.png If this town doesn't lose at least there fingers every year, I haven't done my job.
The player receives "The Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 2" which is to "Make All-American Apu Stock Up on Illegal Fireworks". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total Cash.png1,700 and XP.png160 in reward.

The Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 3

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
Tapped Out All-American Apu Icon.png Stocking this many explosives in such close proximity to cigarette-smoking twelve-year-olds is dangerous.
Tapped Out All-American Apu Icon.png I better sell these fireworks fast!
The player receives "The Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 3" which is to "Make All-American Apu Turn a Profit" and "Send Springfield Residents to Buy Fireworks x15". It takes 12 and 1 hours. The player receives total Cash.png1,570 and XP.png365 or more in reward.


The Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png *yawn* I can't sleep -- the noise from all these fireworks is keeping me awake.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You're the one lighting them! You can stop any time you like!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png If I stop blowing up M-80s even for a moment, then the Soviet Union wins and our Founding Fathers got their heads chopped of for nothing.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Maybe some coffee will wake you up. And help you make some sense.
The player receives "The Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 4" which is to "Build the Nighthawk Diner". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total Cash.png100 and XP.png10 or more in reward.

The Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png *yawn* I can't sleep -- the noise from all these fireworks is keeping me awake.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You're the one lighting them! You can stop any time you like!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png If I stop blowing up M-80s even for a moment, then the Soviet Union wins and our Founding Fathers got their heads chopped of for nothing.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Maybe some coffee will wake you up. And help you make some sense.
The player receives "The Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 4" which is to "Build the Nighthawk Diner". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total Cash.png100 and XP.png10 or more in reward.

The Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 5

After tapping on Rex Banner's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Rex Banner Icon.png Citizens of Springfield, fear not! No longer will airborne displays of Technicolor splendor haunt your nights!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Federal agent Rex Banner!?
Tapped Out Rex Banner Icon.png Here to stop the flow of illegal fireworks into Springfield and bring the Bottle Rocket Barons to their knees.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Well, that be nice. They're kind of a nuisance.
Tapped Out Rex Banner Icon.png Nuisance? You call sporadic incidents of mild to moderate noise pollution a NUISANCE?
Tapped Out Rex Banner Icon.png It's the greatest threat to the American way of life since loitering! Time to round up the likely suspects.
The player receives "The Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 5" which is to "Make Rex Banner Interrogate Flanders". It takes 8 hours. The player receives total Cash.png650 and XP.png150 or more in reward.

Happy 4th of July

Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Please enjoy this most dangerous box of firework, free of charge. It is far too unsafe to keep in my stores inventory, so I put it in yours.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png To Americans everywhere, Happy Fourth of July! And to the rest of you sorry for our behavior the last ten years.

Abraham Lincoln

Honest Abe Pt. 1

After tapping on Abraham Lincoln's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon.png Four scores and seven years ago, our fore fathers---
Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon.png WHAT THE? WHERE DID GETTYSBURG GO? WHAT LAND IS THIS AND WHATS WITH ALL THE BLUE HOUSES?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Good glaven, it's Abraham Lincoln!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png The cashing-in of so many expensive donuts must have opened a wormhole to the past, ensnaring our sixteenth President!
Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon.png By Jingo, my good nerd! Are you talking about t-t-t-t…time travel?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png I am. Tell me – in your own time period, have you ever had contact with the ancestors of the Simpsons?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png He did once. It was only a few lines of dialog, though. Its kind of hard to see how that justifies him appearing here.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png It does seem odd. Odd and desperate!
Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon.png This is a lot to digest. I need to relax, by doing the funnest, most rewarding activity in the world...
The player receives "Honest Abe Pt. 1" which is to Make Abraham Lincoln Split Rails'. It takes 8 hours. The player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png115 in reward.

Honest Abe Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Mr. Lincoln, did you know that our country now has its first African-American president? Pretty amazing, huh?
Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon.png Well, it took long enough. I would’ve thought itd happen by 1920. 1930 at the latest.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Well there were some setbacks along the way...
Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon.png No, no! You go right on patting yourselves on the back for being a bit less racist after 150 years. Well done. Seriously, you guys rock.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Uh… hey look! Over there! Unsplit rails!
Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon.png Unsplit rails? Let me at 'em!
The player receives "Honest Abe Pt. 2" which is to Make Abraham Lincoln Split Rails'. It takes 8 hours. The player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png115 in reward.

Honest Abe Pt. 3

Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon.png So when do I get to go back to my own time?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Soon. I just need to de-gloiven the hoyvenmaven, then its a simple matter of breaking every law of the physical universe, and pressing this big red button.
Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon.png Excellent. Really looking forward to finishing up the Civil War, serving my term in office, then enjoying a long retirement.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Abraham Lincoln: What? What did I say? Why are you looking at me all weird?
The player receives "Honest Abe Pt. 2" which is to Make Abraham Lincoln Split Rails'. It takes 8 hours. The player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png115 in reward.

Honest Abe Pt. 4

Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon.png How come every time I mention how much Im looking forward to retiring, starting an alpaca farm and living to a ripe old age, people get awkward and change the subject?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png So... how IS the weather in D.C. this time of year?
Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon.png Now youre doing it! Why? Are alpacas not a sound investment?
Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon.png You can be honest -- Im not married to the idea. It just seemed like a fun way to pass my many, many Golden Years.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png
The task is Make Abraham Lincoln feel paranoid

Honest Abe Pt. 5

Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon.png Okay, something terrible happens to me sometime after I go back to 1865. What is it?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Uh... I dont think Im allowed to tell you.
Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon.png Then I’ll use your public library to find the answer for myself!
The task is Reach level 12 and build Springfield Library and Make Abraham Lincoln Research Abraham Lincolns Fate

Honest Abe Pt. 6

Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon.png Unbelievable! Your library stocks nothing but romance novels and books of something called Sudoku.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That’s all anyone reads anymore
Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon.png Kid, you gotta tell me what happens to me. Am I in danger? Do I die or something? Because I will do literally ANYTHING to prevent that.
Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon.png Nothing is more precious to me than my life. I would gladly let the South win the war if it meant five seconds more of precious, precious living for Honest Abe.
Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon.png History remembers what a huge coward I was, right?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Uh... no. We have a pretty high opinion of you.
Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon.png reat. Listen, Im gonna get this beard trimmed. While I do, I suggest you seriously reconsider telling me the truth!
The task is Reach level 16 and Build Jake's Unisex Hair Palace and Make Abraham Lincoln Get a Beard Trim

Honest Abe Pt. 7

Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Mr.Lincoln I’ll make a deal.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I’ll tell you what happens to you if, as one of historys greatest debaters, you give a few pointers to Springfield Elementarys Debate Team.
Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon.png ure. Make your President jump through hoops before you answer a simple question. How patriotic of you.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Im precocious. Its not a crime.
Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon.png Well, when I get back Im gonna MAKE it one. Well call it the Lisa Simpson Amendment.
The task is Make Abraham Lincoln Coach the Springfield Elementary Debate Team

Honest Abe Pt. 8

Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Okay, Mr. Lincoln -- a deals a deal. Heres what happens to you. On the night of April 14, 1865
Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon.png You know what? If what Ive seen of Springfield is typical of the rest of America in 2013, let some other sucker preserve this crappy Union. Im staying here.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Im afraid we cant let you do that, Mr. President.
Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon.png Yeah, well good luck catching me. Lincoln away!
The task is Make Lincoln run for it!

Honest Abe Pt. 9

Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon.png Good day, kind sir. I wish to purchase a beverage from your fine establishment.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png I have never encountered such a polite customer. I can only assume there is something deeply wrong with you. Please do not kill me.
Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon.png You've got it all wrong! I'm just an average American from this time period. Like everybody, I enjoy man caves, candy and debilitating laziness.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Wait! I know you! You are the man from the Take-a-Penny-Leave-a-Penny tray!
Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon.png I must remember to be as rude and boorish as the rest of these horrible people
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Man, that Lincoln guy is fast! Did you see where he went, pal?
Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon.png Uh, no! By my top hat, mustache-less beard and frock coat, I havent seen anyone matching the description of this Abraham Lincoln.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey, youre the him I was talking about!
Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon.png Drat! I need to modernize my look!
The task is Make Abraham Lincoln Attempt to Blend In

Honest Abe Pt. 10

Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png If it isnt my boyhood pal, Abraham! Fancy meeting you here!
Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon.png Hiya, Monty. Could you keep your voice down? Im kind of lying low.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Of course. Say, didnt something happen with you at a theater a few years back? I thought I heard that.
Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon.png No, Im fine now. Listen, do you think I could hole up at your place for a few years? Just until the heat dies down.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png I suppose that could be arranged. If someone were to take an interest in the large pile of unsplit rail in my backyard.
Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon.png It’s a deal!
The task is Make Abraham Lincoln Attempt to Blend In

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