The Simpsons: Tapped Out 4th July 2013 content update

At the June 28, 2013 was an update released to The Simpsons: Tapped Out that will be active on 4th July 2013. The update will adding two new character, Abraham Lincoln and Rex Banner and a new costume for Apu. It will also adding new decorations and a new building called, Nighthawk Diner.

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Happy 4th of July

Please enjoy this most dangerous box of firework, free of charge. It is far too unsafe to keep in my stores inventory, so I put it in yours. To Americans everywhere, Happy Fourth of July! And to the rest of you sorry for our behavior the last ten years.

Honest Abe Pt. 1

Abraham Lincoln Four scores and seven years ago, our fore fathers Abraham Lincoln WHAT THE? WHERE DID GETTYSBURG GO? WHAT LAND IS THIS AND WHATS WITH ALL THE BLUE HOUSES? Good glaven, its Abraham Lincoln! The cashing-in of so many expensive donuts must have opened a wormhole to the past, ensnaring our sixteenth President! Abraham Lincoln By Jingo, my good nerd! Are you talking about t-t-t-t…time travel? I am. Tell me – in your own time period, have you ever had contact with the ancestors of the Simpsons? He did once. It was only a few lines of dialog, though. Its kind of hard to see how that justifies him appearing here. It does seem odd. Odd and desperate! Abraham Lincoln This is a lot to digest. I need to relax, by doing the funnest, most rewarding activity in the world! The task is Make Abraham Lincoln Split Rails

Honest Abe Pt. 2

Mr. Lincoln, did you know that our country now has its first African-American president? Pretty amazing, huh? Abraham Lincoln Well, it took long enough. I would’ve thought itd happen by 1920. 1930 at the latest. Well there were some setbacks along the way Abraham Lincoln No, no! You go right on patting yourselves on the back for being a bit less racist after 150 years. Well done. Seriously, you guys rock Uh… hey look! Over there! Unsplit rails! Abraham Lincoln Unsplit rails? Let me at em! The task is Make Abraham Lincoln Split Rails

Honest Abe Pt. 3

Abraham Lincoln So when do I get to go back to my own time? Soon. I just need to de-gloiven the hoyvenmaven, then its a simple matter of breaking every law of the physical universe, and pressing this big red button. Abraham Lincoln Excellent. Really looking forward to finishing up the Civil War, serving my term in office, then enjoying a long retirement. Abraham Lincoln: What? What did I say? Why are you looking at me all weird? The task is Make Abraham Lincoln feel paranoid

Honest Abe Pt. 4

Abraham Lincoln How come every time I mention how much Im looking forward to retiring, starting an alpaca farm and living to a ripe old age, people get awkward and change the subject? So... how IS the weather in D.C. this time of year? Abraham Lincoln Now youre doing it! Why? Are alpacas not a sound investment? Abraham Lincoln You can be honest -- Im not married to the idea. It just seemed like a fun way to pass my many, many Golden Years. The task is Make Abraham Lincoln feel paranoid

Honest Abe Pt. 5

Abraham Lincoln Okay, something terrible happens to me sometime after I go back to 1865. What is it? Uh... I dont think Im allowed to tell you. Abraham Lincoln Then I’ll use your public library to find the answer for myself! The task is Reach level 12 and build Springfield Library and Make Abraham Lincoln Research Abraham Lincolns Fate

Honest Abe Pt. 6

Abraham Lincoln Unbelievable! Your library stocks nothing but romance novels and books of something called Sudoku. That’s all anyone reads anymore Abraham Lincoln Kid, you gotta tell me what happens to me. Am I in danger? Do I die or something? Because I will do literally ANYTHING to prevent that. Abraham Lincoln Nothing is more precious to me than my life. I would gladly let the South win the war if it meant five seconds more of precious, precious living for Honest Abe. Abraham Lincoln History remembers what a huge coward I was, right? Uh... no. We have a pretty high opinion of you. Abraham Lincoln reat. Listen, Im gonna get this beard trimmed. While I do, I suggest you seriously reconsider telling me the truth! The task is Reach level 16 and Build Jake's Unisex Hair Palace and Make Abraham Lincoln Get a Beard Trim

Honest Abe Pt. 7

Mr.Lincoln I’ll make a deal. I’ll tell you what happens to you if, as one of historys greatest debaters, you give a few pointers to Springfield Elementarys Debate Team. Abraham Lincoln ure. Make your President jump through hoops before you answer a simple question. How patriotic of you. Im precocious. Its not a crime. Abraham Lincoln Well, when I get back Im gonna MAKE it one. Well call it the Lisa Simpson Amendment. The task is Make Abraham Lincoln Coach the Springfield Elementary Debate Team

Honest Abe Pt. 8

Okay, Mr. Lincoln -- a deals a deal. Heres what happens to you. On the night of April 14, 1865 Abraham Lincoln You know what? If what Ive seen of Springfield is typical of the rest of America in 2013, let some other sucker preserve this crappy Union. Im staying here. Im afraid we cant let you do that, Mr. President. Abraham Lincoln Yeah, well good luck catching me. Lincoln away! The task is Make Lincoln run for it!

Honest Abe Pt. 9

Abraham Lincoln Good day, kind sir. I wish to purchase a beverage from your fine establishment. I have never encountered such a polite customer. I can only assume there is something deeply wrong with you. Please do not kill me. Abraham Lincoln Youve got it all wrong! Im just an average American from this time period. Like everybody, I enjoy man caves, candy and debilitating laziness. Wait! I know you! You are the man from the Take-a-Penny-Leave-a-Penny tray! Abraham Lincoln I must remember to be as rude and boorish as the rest of these horrible people Man, that Lincoln guy is fast! Did you see where he went, pal? Abraham Lincoln Uh, no! By my top hat, mustache-less beard and frock coat, I havent seen anyone matching the description of this Abraham Lincoln. Hey, youre the him I was talking about! Abraham Lincoln Drat! I need to modernize my look! The task is Make Abraham Lincoln Attempt to Blend In

Honest Abe Pt. 10

Abraham Lincoln If it isnt my boyhood pal, Abraham! Fancy meeting you here! Abraham Lincoln Hiya, Monty. Could you keep your voice down? Im kind of lying low. Of course. Say, didnt something happen with you at a theater a few years back? I thought I heard that. Abraham Lincoln No, Im fine now. Listen, do you think I could hole up at your place for a few years? Just until the heat dies down. I suppose that could be arranged. If someone were to take an interest in the large pile of unsplit rail in my backyard. Abraham Lincoln It’s a deal! The task is Make Abraham Lincoln Attempt to Blend In

See also

• The Simpsons: Tapped Out
• The Simpsons: Tapped Out content updates

References

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