Skinner's Sense of Snow/Quotes
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- Bart: [reading his permanent record] "An under achiever and proud of it." How old is this book?
- Nelson: [after Skinner's film burns] Ha-ha! Next time get a DVD.
- Skinner: This is a DVD!
- [a disc falls out of the projector]
- Skinner: Oh, dear God!
- Lisa: [Gasps In Shock] Principal Skinner, we're snowed in!"
- Bart: We're trapped in the school!
- All students: [Screaming Loudly]
- Milhouse: We're gonna miss Christmas!"
- All students: [Screaming Loudly Again]
- Skinner: I fixed the DVD.
- All students: [Screaming Once More]
- [Nelson throws his relish against the wall]
- Skinner: If you don't eat your relish, you're not getting any mayonnaise.
- Skinner: Defying orders, eh? Well I see you Scotsmen are thrifty with courage, too.
- Groundskeeper Willie: [taking umbrage] That's the last time you'll slap your Willie around--I quit!
- [Homer hallucinates belly dancing women who serve him]
- Homer: Excellent, excellent! Enough! I grow weary of your sexually suggestive dancing. Bring me my ranch dressing hose!
- [The women shoot the hose at Homer's mouth]
- Camel: Aah! Homer, Homer!
- [In real life where Ned wakes up Homer]
- Ned: Homer wake up the car is filling up with..[he is interrupted]
- Homer: I know, ranch dressing!
