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Kamp Krustier/Quotes

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Season 28 Episode Quotes
611 "The Cad and the Hat"
612
"Kamp Krustier"
"22 for 30" 613


Homer: You don't name a company Microsoft if you're getting some.

Lisa: They made us watch The Parent Trap every night! Who has twins and doesn't tell them the other exists?
Child Therapist: That's just Disney magic. [Lisa shudders]

Marge: It's been six weeks since we've seen our kids.
Homer: I wonder if Bart has a moustache.

Marge: You know what children who go thorugh a traumatic experience get?
Bart, Lisa and Homer: Ice-cream!
Marge: Counseling!
Homer: [Disappointed] D'Oh!

Homer: I can't sleep, I can't snuggle... it's time to do the unthinkable.
Marge: Where are you going?
Homer: I'm going to work early. [Marge gasps]

Homer: There are so many parking spots when you come in early.
[At the cafeteria]
Homer: There are so many donuts when you come early.
[serves himself coffee]
Homer: Hot coffee? Is there such a thing?

Security Guard: Can you keep a secret?
Bart: I can, but Lisa can't.
Lisa: I told you that in confidence!

Marge: Look at all those stars. Did you ever wonder how many worlds are out there?
Homer: Pizza. Want pizza. And you.
Marge: That's the man I love.
Season 28 Quotes
Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus Friends and Family The Town Treehouse of Horror XXVII Trust but Clarify There Will Be Buds Havana Wild Weekend Dad Behavior The Last Traction Hero The Nightmare After Krustmas Pork and Burns The Great Phatsby: Part One The Great Phatsby: Part Two Fatzcarraldo The Cad and the Hat Kamp Krustier 22 for 30 A Father's Watch The Caper Chase Looking for Mr. Goodbart Moho House Dogtown