The Wreck of the Relationship/Quotes
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"The Wreck of the Relationship"
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- Homer: You're my son and you will hate what I hate. Angled parking, lemons, Kickstarters by famous guys who already have lots of money, and this boat!
- Marge: They've been at it all night.
- Lisa: I know, but they're not gonna waste a whole Saturday inside.
- Homer: Marge, I want you—my wife—to draft my fantasy football team.
- Marge: I-I don't really know that much about the...
- Homer: My team name is "Somewhere Over the Dwayne Bowe" and my password is "Annoyed Grunt." Draft with God, honey.
- Marge: This has got to stop. If you don't go to work, you're going to get fired.
- Homer: I can get another job. Who wouldn't want to hire a man who won't back down? I could be a prison warden or a Southern anything.
- Bart: Hey, lame ass, Thanks to you, we're stuck on a stupid therapy boat.
- Homer: I'm the lame ass? The only lame ass on this boat is you and all the other lame asses!
- Homer: Brief Nudityyyy!!
