| The Abe-ador
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Abe-ador is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Tap Ball content update. It requires Toreador Grampa to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark
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Bart, did I ever tell you about the time I was a Spanish bullfighter?
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Honestly, what's the best way to stop this story before it starts? Be straight with me, man.
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You don't believe me, is that it? Well, I'll prove it to ya! El Matador Americano Stupido is back!
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First I'll need a red cape.
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The confessional booths in the church have those lovely red curtains. Just the color a bull loves to charge...
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| Task: "Make Toreador Abe Steal Confessional Curtains". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 60 minutes.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Toreador Grampa's exclamation mark
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Now, the key to bullfighting is to get the bulls good and mad at ya. An angry bull makes mistakes.
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You gotta know how to insult a bull. Remember that bulls don't understand English. They speak Spanish.
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Which is why the best bullfighters are all Spaniards. Let me show you how it's done.
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Umm... Grampa, I don't know where you're going to find bulls around here.
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I don't know what you're talking about boy, they're everywhere!
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| Task: "Make Toreador Abe Taunt Springfielders". The job takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Toreador Grampa's exclamation mark
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Now, once the bull is hoppin' mad at ya, he'll charge. That's when you stick him with your sword, and wait for him to bleed to death.
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As a general rule, I approve of all violence. But even I think this sport is disturbing.
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I need to get me a sword. Isn't there a pirate that lives down by the shore?
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The Sea Captain? He's no pirate. I think he mainly leads whale-watching daytrips. Not a happy man.
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He talks like a pirate. That whole "argh" thing.
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Yeah, and it's annoying. Funny, you don't see him around much anymore, do you?
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It's like everybody just decided all at once they were tired of him.
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It happens. Disco Stu went that way. Sad. But, back to the mission at hand -- time to steal some swords!
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Task: "Reach Level 15 and Build the Frying Dutchman".
Task: "Make Abe Steal Swords from the Sea Captain". The job takes place at The Frying Dutchman and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Toreador Grampa's exclamation mark
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Got my sword, and I'm ready to execute some majestic animals in the slowest, most painful way possible, to the delight of everyone!
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Hey, watch it with that sword. You're swinging it around like a maniac.
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"Maniac" is my trademark! The crowd loved me because I was just as likely to kill myself as the bull.
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Most of me is replacement limbs stitched on by Spanish surgeons after I hacked off parts of my body.
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Lotta Dr. Frankenstein-types in Spain. Wonderful country, Spain. Great food, great architecture, and great Frankensteins.
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| Task: "Make Toreador Abe Practice Swordsmanship". The job takes 24 hours.
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Abe! You can't wave a sword around in public!
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Now, if it was an AR-15 assault rifle you were brandishing, that would be fine.
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It would be especially fine if you were to carry it openly into a restaurant --
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-- as if you were desperate for someone to challenge your Constitutional right to be a scary creep.
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Assault rifles are how we defend freedom and stop bad guys from ever committing any crimes.
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It's why crime has ceased to exist -- because everybody is armed to the teeth.
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But a SWORD???????? Swords are dangerous!
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Aw, come on, Clancy. When he's slicing and dicing, he's not talking. And when he's not talking, my life is wonderful.
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Fine. But if he hurts anyone, YOU have to arrest him. AND do the investigating and statement-taking and all that yucky police work stuff.
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Deal!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Toreador Grampa's exclamation mark
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Hey! Why am I waving a sword around? What's this cape around my neck?
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You were being a bullfighter. Just like in the old days.
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I was never a bullfighter! How could I possibly have had time, when I was the world's most celebrated pesterer of convenience store shoppers?
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Here, let me show you how it's done...
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| Task: "Make Toreador Abe Pester People in Kwik-E-Mart". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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