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Cover Squirrel

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Cover Squirrel
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 37
Update: Treehouse of Horror 2015
Required characters: Squirrel Luann, Regular Female, Premium Female

Cover Squirrel is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror 2015 content update. It requires Squirrel Luann to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Squirrel Luann's exclamation mark
Lenny - Yay Whoa, Carl, check out that chick dressed like a squirrel.
Carl - Happy Hey, baby, I must be part Labrador because I wanna chase you up a tree!
Lenny - Yay Yeah, cutie! You can break into my bird feeder any time!
Squirrel Luann - Angry That is so sexist!
Squirrel Luann - Annoyed A woman should be able to walk down the street dressed like a giant squirrel without having to hear comments about it!
Task: "Make Squirrel Luann Petition for Women's Rights". The job takes 4 hours.
Miss Springfield You're right, Luann, people are always saying I'm easy just cause-a the way I dress.
Miss Springfield I am not easy! I make guys buy me stuff first!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Squirrel Luann's exclamation mark
Squirrel Luann - Angry Ladies, it's time we teach the men a lesson!
Squirrel Luann - Angry Boycott sexy Halloween costumes!
Squirrel Luann - Annoyed This year, we'll all wear sexless, non-form-fitting ghost costumes.
Task: "Make Springfield Women Buy Ghost Costumes" (x5). The jobs take place at a Kwik-E-Mart and take 60 minutes.
Marge - Sad This is basically a white burka. Oh, I had such a pretty witch costume this year.
Patty I feel like I'm wearing a muumuu. A drab, non-festive muumuu.
Luann - Excited Perfect! That's exactly the look we're going for!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Squirrel Luann's exclamation mark
Luann - Ghost Hello Kirk!
Kirk - Sad Uh, hello. Who is that?
Luann - Ghost It's me, Luann. I'm going as a ghost this Halloween – you know, because of sexism.
Kirk - Sad Oh, that's great. Good job. I can't even tell you're a woman right now.
Luann - Ghost Well, my voice...
Kirk No! That doesn't give it away. I would totally believe there was a man under there.
Task: "Make Squirrel Luann Cut up her Ghost Outfit". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 2 hours.
Squirrel Luann - Happy Oh look, something destroyed my ghost costume. Looks like I'll have to go back to being a sexy squirrel.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Squirrel Luann's exclamation mark
Squirrel Luann Actually, I'm glad I'm back in this outfit.
Squirrel Luann - Annoyed I didn't eat bread for a month – I deserve to be ogled and objectified.
Squirrel Luann I choose it – so actually it's empowering.
Squirrel Luann - Happy Being a feminist is fun!
Task: "Make Squirrel Luann Show Off Her Squirrel Costume". The job takes 8 hours.
Patty - Angry What's going on? How come you get to wear a cute costume?
Squirrel Luann I'm making a feminist statement – If I'm the one doing the degrading – it doesn't matter if it's me that's being degraded...
Patty - Happy Yeah, yeah, chitter, chatter little squirrel. C'mon ladies, let's get our sexy on!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Squirrel Luann's exclamation mark
Bernice Hibbert If you got it, flaunt it!
Selma - Happy Even if you have too much of it, flaunt it!
Marge - Wink Halloween only comes once a year! Live it up!
Task: "Make Springfield Women Sexify Their Outfits" (x5). The jobs take place at a Kwik-E-Mart and take 8 hours.
Marge - Happy I have an idea – Let's objectify the men!
Homer - Happy Yes, please!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20