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You Could Do Worse

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"You Could Do Worse"
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Song Information
Singers: Hank Azaria
Julie Kavner
Harry Shearer
Dan Castellaneta
Characters: Moe Szyslak
Marge Simpson
Lenny Leonard
Carl Carlson
Barney Gumble
Homer Simpson
Length: 0:25
Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen
Lyrics: Daniel Chun
Appearance(s): "Treehouse of Horror XX"

"You Could Do Worse" is a song sung by Moe, Marge, Lenny, Carl, Barney and Homer.

Lyrics

Moe:
My taste for romance,
Is kinda perverse.
I can only make love,
In the back of a hearse.
Plus I gotta be dressed,
As a Civil War nurse.
And then when I'm finished,
I'll go through your purse.
But you could do worse.
Marge:
I could do worse.
Lenny, Carl and Barney:
We're proof that you...
Moe and Marge:
You/I could do worse.
Homer:
She couldn't possibly do worse!

Appearances