You Could Do Worse

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"You Could Do Worse"

Song Information Singers: Hank Azaria Julie Kavner Harry Shearer Dan Castellaneta Characters: Moe Szyslak Marge Simpson Lenny Leonard Carl Carlson Barney Gumble Homer Simpson Length: 0:25 Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen Lyrics: Daniel Chun Appearance(s): "Treehouse of Horror XX"

"You Could Do Worse" is a song sung by Moe, Marge, Lenny, Carl, Barney and Homer.

Lyrics

Moe:

My taste for romance,

Is kinda perverse.

I can only make love,

In the back of a hearse.

Plus I gotta be dressed,

As a Civil War nurse.

And then when I'm finished,

I'll go through your purse.

But you could do worse.

Marge:

I could do worse.

Lenny, Carl and Barney:

We're proof that you...

Moe and Marge:

You/I could do worse.

Homer:

She couldn't possibly do worse!

Appearances

• THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XX" (There's No Business Like Moe Business)