You Could Do Worse

"You Could Do Worse"

Song Information

Singers:	Hank Azaria Julie Kavner Harry Shearer Dan Castellaneta
Characters:	Moe Szyslak Marge Simpson Lenny Leonard Carl Carlson Barney Gumble Homer Simpson
Writer(s):	Music: Alf Clausen Lyrics: Daniel Chun
Appearance(s):	"Treehouse of Horror XX"

"You Could Do Worse" is a song sung by Moe, Marge, Lenny, Carl, Barney and Homer.

Lyrics

Moe:

My taste for romance

Is kinda perverse.

I can only make love

In the back of a hearse.

Plus I gotta be dressed

As a Civil War nurse.

And then when I'm finished,

I'll go through your purse.

But you could do worse.

Marge:

I could do worse.

Lenny, Carl and Barney:

We're proof that you...

Moe and Marge:

You/I could do worse.

Homer:

She couldn't possibly do worse!