New Kids on the Blecch/Quotes
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"New Kids on the Blecch"
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- [Bart is deciding whether to get beat up by the angry mob or escape with the stranger.]
- Bart: Mob, stranger, mob, stranger... Stranger.
- Bart: Who are you?
- L. T. Smash: Oh, you'll find out, in due time.
- Bart: Well it says here your name is L. T. Smash.
- L. T. Smash: The time has come. I'm L. T. Smash.
- Bart: Hello, Springfield! Now here's a song that your principal Skinner doesn't want us to play!
- Audience: Boo!
- Principal Skinner: That's not true! This assembly was my idea. I like your inoffensive brand of pop-rock!
- Bart: Screw you man, we're gonna play it anyway!
- L. T. Smash: Man, they're gonna be big... and you stood in their way!
- Principal Skinner: No I didn't. I even came in early and made orange drink!
- L. T. Smash: Orange drink? What, do you live with your mama?
- Principal Skinner: She lives with me.
- Ralph: I'm wearing a bath robe, and I'm not even sick!
- Lisa: What does it mean?
- Homer: Ah, It doesn't mean anything. It's like Rama Lama Ding-dong or Give Peace a Chance.
- L. T. Smash: It's a three-pronged attack. Sub-liminal, liminal and super-liminal.
- Lisa: Superliminal?
- L. T. Smash: I'll show you. [leans out of window] Hey, you! Join the Navy!
- Carl: Uh, yeah, all right.
- Lenny: I'm in.
- L.T. Smash: Now that you know, Lisa, I'm afraid I can't let you leave. [sees Lisa outside, walking away] Oh.
- Nelson: They called me Smellson. Ha ha!
- Homer: Smellson, that's funny 'cause you smell.
- Milhouse: The Statue of Liberty? Where are we?!
- Homer: I'm the jealousy bug! I'm gonna get ya! Gonna get ya!
- Lisa: Ow. Cut it out! You're a grown man.
- Homer: [sulking] I wanna go home now!
- Admiral: The Hippy Dream, again?
- L. T. Smash: They've been getting less frequent, sir.
