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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 45 content update

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The Level 45 content update for The Simpsons: Tapped Out is a content update that was released on September 17, 2014.

Level Up Message

The level-up message is said by Lugash:

Level Up Message
You reach level 45. Zhat is good. Now, do it for 100!

Characters

Image Character Unlock message Notes
Artie Ziff.png Artie Ziff Tapped Out Artie Ziff.png Unlocked with Ziff Corp Sign.
100px Üter Unlocked with The Hungry Hun.

Buildings

Image Name Cost Build time Task Notes
Tapped Out ZiffCorp Office Building.png ZiffCorp Office Building Cash1,016,000
Tapped Out Indoor Tennis Courts.png Indoor Tennis Courts Cash516,000
Tapped Out The Hungry Hun.png The Hungry Hun Donut160 Unlocks Uter.
Tapped Out Fortress of Choclitude.png Fortress of Choclitude Cash10,000,000 3 days Is an aspirational building.

Decorations

Image Name Cost Notes
Tapped Out ZiffCorp Sign.png ZiffCorp Sign Cash550,000 Unlocks Artie Ziff.
Tapped Out BBQ Pig.png BBQ Pig Donut60

Gameplay

The Way I Wish We Was Pt. 1

After tapping on Patty's exclamation mark
Patty Why the frown, Selma?
Patty This better be because we were ousted from the MacGyver Fan Club for indecency, and not man problems again!
Selma My boyfriend got an electrolarynx and now says he's too good for me.
Patty For God's sake, Selma – there're plenty of handsome men in the sea.
Patty Desperate, lonely, ugly, handsome men.
Selma Look at the facts, Patty. We're past 44 and still alone.
Selma Even my green card marriage fell apart – how am I supposed to compete with Haiti?
Patty I have a feeling 45 will take us to a whole new level.
Patty And that level is rock bottom, with hunks like Artie Ziff.
Selma You mean the guy who's crazy about Marge?
Patty A desperation only a loving sister can take advantage of.
The player receives "The Way I Wish We Was Pt. 1" which is to "Build ZiffCorp Sign".

The Way I Wish We Was Pt. 2

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
Marge Oh no... Artie!
Marge Don't take this the wrong way...
Marge ...but you're the last person I ever wanted to see again.

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If I had a nickel every time someone said that to me, I'd still be rich!

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But don't worry your corn cob shaped head, I'm just here for a helping hand...

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...in marriage?

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Kidding!

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Just a helping hand. No funny business...

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...unless you like a man who's funny.

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Kidding again!

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Just the help.
Homer Maybe I can help you.
Marge Homer! Really?
Homer It's so rare to help someone worse off than me.
Homer I'm always the bottom left of New York Magazine's Approval Matrix.
Homer Every week!

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I humbly accept your offer of help, Homer. You clearly are the bigger man.
Homer I offer you help and you insult my weight. How dare you!
Lisa He means that as a compliment, Dad.
Homer In that case, let's do the manliest thing I know -
Homer Destroy our livers!
The player receives "The Way I Wish We Was Pt. 2" which is to "Make Homer Drink at Moe's", "Make Moe Serve Drinks", and "Make Artie Have a Glass of Soy Milk at Moe's" It takes 8 hours.

The Way I Wish We Was Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Now that you have some Liquid Courage, and I've had some alcohol, let's find you a date!
Homer First, you'll need a wingman, one who is both uglier than you and less attractive.
Homer Lucky for us, we have Moe.
Moe I know it, but it still hurts.

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What exactly does being a wingman entail?
Moe For starters, I can help you collect intel on the prey...
Moe ...I mean victim...
Moe ...I mean woman...
Moe ...I mean object.
Moe Then you can use that information to manipulate her!

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And all this time I've been foolishly selling personal information to the government, when I could have been using it to get dates?
The player receives "The Way I Wish We Was Pt. 3" which is to "Make Moe Spy on Midge" and "Make Artie Spy on Everyone" It takes 12 hours.

You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 1

After tapping on Uter's exclamation mark
Lisa Welcome back, Uter!
Lisa So much has changed since you've been gone. Mostly the locations of things and that our currency is donuts now.
Uter Donuts? Sweet sugary donuts?
Lisa You can't eat them. They're legal tender.
Lisa Well, semi-legal -- legal tender is usually transferable.
Uter Then I will have to forgo donuts, and eat a healthy breakfast instead.
The player receives " You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 1" which is to "Make Uter Enjoy Candy for Breakfast" It takes 8 hours.

You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 2

After tapping on Uter's exclamation mark
Uter Oh no, ze first day of school and my lederhosen are filthy!
Uter What else can I wear? Pants WITHOUT suspenders?
Uter The children will make fun of me for sure.
Uter Perhaps I can make a fresh pair out of ze curtains, just like ze Von Trapps!
Uter Oh no – these curtains are filthy too! Back to Plan Acht!
The player receives " You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 2" which is to "Make Uter Wash Lederhosen" It takes 1 hour.

You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 3

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark
Skinner Hello, Uter. Or as they say in your country -- Hallo, Uter.
Skinner I honestly thought Springfield being destroyed would make you want to go back home.
Uter No no, I must attend your American school system to get grade A American education, Principal Skinner!
Skinner Well, the Department of Education actually gave our grade A American education a D minus.
Skinner But no “learning” today, Uter.
Skinner While in Europe you might learn on Saturdays, and give wine to babies, here in America Saturdays are strictly for non-learning.
Skinner I'm just here to supervise a Sci-Fi convention in the school gym.
Uter I love sci-fi! Almost as much as deep fry!
Skinner Then come on in, Uter – your enthusiasm and girth will fit right in.
The player receives " You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 3" which is to "Make Uter Attend Sci-Fi Convention" It takes 4 hours.