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The Level 45 content update for The Simpsons: Tapped Out is a content update that was released on September 17, 2014.
Level Up Message
The level-up message is said by Lugash:
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| You reach level 45. Zhat is good. Now, do it for 100!
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Characters
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Character
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Unlock message
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Notes
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Artie Ziff
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Unlocked with Ziff Corp Sign.
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| 100px
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Üter
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Unlocked with The Hungry Hun.
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Buildings
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Name
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Cost
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Build time
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Task
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Notes
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ZiffCorp Office Building
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 1,016,000
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Indoor Tennis Courts
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516,000
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The Hungry Hun
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 160
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Unlocks Uter.
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Fortress of Choclitude
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10,000,000
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3 days
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Is an aspirational building.
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Decorations
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Name
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Cost
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Notes
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ZiffCorp Sign
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550,000
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Unlocks Artie Ziff.
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BBQ Pig
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60
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Gameplay
The Way I Wish We Was Pt. 1
| After tapping on Patty's exclamation mark
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Why the frown, Selma?
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This better be because we were ousted from the MacGyver Fan Club for indecency, and not man problems again!
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My boyfriend got an electrolarynx and now says he's too good for me.
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For God's sake, Selma – there're plenty of handsome men in the sea.
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Desperate, lonely, ugly, handsome men.
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Look at the facts, Patty. We're past 44 and still alone.
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Even my green card marriage fell apart – how am I supposed to compete with Haiti?
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I have a feeling 45 will take us to a whole new level.
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And that level is rock bottom, with hunks like Artie Ziff.
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You mean the guy who's crazy about Marge?
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A desperation only a loving sister can take advantage of.
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| The player receives "The Way I Wish We Was Pt. 1" which is to "Build ZiffCorp Sign".
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The Way I Wish We Was Pt. 2
| After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
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Oh no... Artie!
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Don't take this the wrong way...
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...but you're the last person I ever wanted to see again.
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| Artie Ziff
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If I had a nickel every time someone said that to me, I'd still be rich!
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But don't worry your corn cob shaped head, I'm just here for a helping hand...
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| Artie Ziff
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...in marriage?
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Kidding!
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| Artie Ziff
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Just a helping hand. No funny business...
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...unless you like a man who's funny.
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| Artie Ziff
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Kidding again!
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| Artie Ziff
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Just the help.
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Maybe I can help you.
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Homer! Really?
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It's so rare to help someone worse off than me.
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I'm always the bottom left of New York Magazine's Approval Matrix.
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Every week!
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| Artie Ziff
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I humbly accept your offer of help, Homer. You clearly are the bigger man.
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I offer you help and you insult my weight. How dare you!
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He means that as a compliment, Dad.
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In that case, let's do the manliest thing I know -
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Destroy our livers!
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| The player receives "The Way I Wish We Was Pt. 2" which is to "Make Homer Drink at Moe's", "Make Moe Serve Drinks", and "Make Artie Have a Glass of Soy Milk at Moe's" It takes 8 hours.
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The Way I Wish We Was Pt. 3
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Now that you have some Liquid Courage, and I've had some alcohol, let's find you a date!
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First, you'll need a wingman, one who is both uglier than you and less attractive.
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Lucky for us, we have Moe.
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I know it, but it still hurts.
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What exactly does being a wingman entail?
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For starters, I can help you collect intel on the prey...
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...I mean victim...
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...I mean woman...
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...I mean object.
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Then you can use that information to manipulate her!
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And all this time I've been foolishly selling personal information to the government, when I could have been using it to get dates?
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| The player receives "The Way I Wish We Was Pt. 3" which is to "Make Moe Spy on Midge" and "Make Artie Spy on Everyone" It takes 12 hours.
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