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The Simpsons: Tapped Out "Super Bowl" content update

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The forty-one content update, known as the "Super Bowl" for The Simpsons: Tapped Out was released on January 29, 2013. The update gives player that not has the Duff Racer or Duff Party Bus to buying it. The player that completes the gameplay will be reward with the Duff Blimp and Donut7.

Decorations

Image Name Costs Character(s) unlocked when built Level required
Tapped Out Duff Racer.png Duff Racer Cash250,000
Tapped Out Duff Party Bus.png Duff Party Bus Donut50
Tapped Out Duff Blimp.png Duff Blimp Free

Gameplay

Stupor Bowl Weekend Pt. 1

After the player log in
Homer Lisa, come in here and pray with Daddy.
Lisa Pray? Oh no! Dad, are you dying?
Homer With my lifestyle? Probably. But that's not why I'm praying. I'm praying because it's almost Sunday... Super Bowl Sunday!
Homer I just want the game to goo off without any lockouts, blackouts or Sum of All Fears-esque nuclear attacks.
Lisa But all of those problems are completely avoidable or fictional. They're just created by playes, owners, and TV stations to make more money.
Lisa In fact, when you think about it, the whole Super Bowl seems about making money.
Homer Shut your blasphemous mouth! God loves football. How dare you question God! Now get me another beer.
Lisa You're out of beer.
Homer WHY, GOD? WHY?
The player receives "Stupor Bowl Weekend Pt. 1" which is to "Make Homer Go on a Beer Run" and "Make Lisa Investigate Super Bowl Financials". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total Cash240 and XP44 in reward.
Homer Okay Lisa, put down those fiancial magazines and help me carry this stuff to the car. I got two cases of Duff and three cases of Duff Lite!
Lisa That's a lot of berr. Are you having a Super Bowl party?
Homer Ooh, that's a good idea! Apu, get me another four cases of each.
Homer Also, that barrel of Duff-flavored cheese blurgs and this industrial-sized tub of Duff-brand chicken swagns.
Lisa Cheese blurgs and chicken swangs? Is that even food?
Apu Of course. They're made from all-natural cardboard and organic liposuction waste.
Homer Mmmmm... rich lady fat.

Stupor Bowl Weekend Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa This just dosen't add up - Super Bowl tickets are expenstive, but don't cover team salaries.
Lisa The ads coast a fortune, but are miniscule compared to the licensing deal. And suprplus revenue falls way short of operating costs.
Homer What are you talking about?
Lisa This Super Bowl is generating billions of dollars, yet somehow no one's making money from it.
Homer What about FOX? FOX whouldn't run something year after year if it wasn't making them money.
Lisa So you'd think, but I'm just not seeing it. Maybe I missed something is these balance sheets.
Homer Awww, kids and their balance sheets.
Homer Now, as the consummate host, I must taste the snacks to ensure the highest quality of food for my guests.
The player receives "Stupor Bowl Weekend Pt. 2" which is to "Make Lisa Crunch the Numbers" and "Make Homer Crunch Duff Warm Ranch Chips". It takes 2 hours and the player receives total Cash320 and XP64 in reward.

Stupor Bowl Weekend Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Lisa, help! The seagulls are back– they think I'm a beached whale. And they're not the only ones…
Sea Captain Yarr, not a drip of ambergris on him.
Lisa Dad, did you eat all the party snacks and pass out on the floor?
Homer Judging me isn't going to get rid of these gulls.
Lisa Please Dad, I'm still busy tracking the Super Bowl profit stream from media ad sales through to player's salaries.
Homer Can you re-describe that as a famous movie quote?
Lisa I'm following the money.
Homer Hmm, I haven't seen “All The President's Men”. I'll have to take your word for it.
Lisa Why don't you get up and take a shower? It smells like the sea in here, and it's not coming from the gulls.
Homer Probably because of all the salt I ate. Don't worry — I know how to fix that.
The player receives "Stupor Bowl Weekend Pt. 3" which is to "Make Homer Drink Duff Beer" and "Make Lisa Request Subpoenas of NFL Tax Documents". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash350 and XP90 in reward.

Stupor Bowl Sunday

After the player logs in on Super Bowl day
Homer Can you believe it? Kick-off is nearly here.
Homer Soon our house will be filled with all of our friends, which means zero Flanders.
Lisa But I still haven't figured out who profits off the Super Bowl. Are there any financial experts coming to the party?
Homer Well, sometimes Moe's my bookie. But sometimes he's just a bartender.
Homer Now help Daddy put up these Duff Game-Day Decorations and set up the Duff Deluxe nacho cheese fountain.
Lisa Are all these decorations new?
Homer Of course. You can't re-use Super Bowl decorations — they're not calendars.
The player receives "Stupor Bowl Sunday" which is to "Host a Football Bash" and "Make Springfielders Attend Homer's Football Bash (x5)". It takes 4 hours.
Lisa Everyone here just wants to eat, drink and watch football instead of answering questions about macroeconomics.
Duffman And what if I were to give you a Duff blimp?
Lisa That wouldn't change any–
Homer Deal!
Message The Duff Blimp has been placed in your inventory. Happy Super Bowl!
Lisa Has the world turned on its head?
Homer Lisa, honey. Can you make another beer run to the Kwik-E-Mart?
Lisa Again? It feels like you are really taking advantage of Apu's No Id/No Problem policy.
Homer And make sure to get Duff — they're the official sponsor of the Super Bowl, you know.
Lisa That's it! That's who makes money at the Super Bowl — Duff!
Lisa It's like they invented a holiday just to sell beer, snacks and overpriced merchandise!
Duffman Oh no! Our cover is blown! This little girl has figured out Duff is the majority shareholder of the phony shell corporation known as the NFL!�
Lisa Actually I hadn't figured that out. But now that you've told me, the world needs to know!

A Blimp In A Blimp

After the player has placing the "Duff Blimp".
Lisa I can't believe that getting a blimp in our inventory constituted a legally binding gag order.
Homer Please. Lisa. Everything you've said this update is so hard to understand. You're a kid — can't you use small words?
Lisa Stensibly.
Homer Plus we got a free blimp! That's my third favorite form of transportation after fan boat and falling.
Homer You want to take it for a spin?
Lisa No, it was a bribe — I want nothing to do with it. Also, you've been drinking. Also, the blimp's tied down with hundreds of complicated knots.
Homer Yeah, there're a million ways this can go wrong. See you when I get back!
The player receives "A Blimp In A Blimp" which is to "Make Homer Blimp Around". It takes 3 hours and the player receives total Cash235 and XP45 in reward.
Homer I went nowhere, but still got horribly nauseous. *retches*
Homer I love you, free blimp!

See also