Love, Springfieldian Style/Quotes
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- Homer: Happy Valentine's Day, and shut your gob.
(Comic Book Guy kicks Sid [Nelson] and Nancy [Lisa] out of his bar.)
Comic Book Guy: Your music violates everything punk stands for, which is nothing! You are no longer welcome at CBGB's--Comic Book Guy's Bar.
Homer: They were the Bonnie and Clyde of their day. Their names were Bonnie and Clyde.
Marge: A carnival? What's so romantic about this?
Lisa: Bye!
Bart: See you later!
(Bart and Lisa run off into the carnival.)
Homer: For the next two hours, we'll be kid-free. It'll be just like the time we lost them at the mall. (Homer and Marge chuckle.) That was the best Christmas ever.
(Shady releases Goofy from the gas chamber at the dog pound.)
Goofy: This place is no picnic, but it sure beats working for Disney. (laughs Goofy-style)
Announcer: Here they are, all the way from outside of Texas, the Sex Pistols!
Franklin Roosevelt: To deal with the menace of Bonnie and Clyde, I'm recalling all our air defense forces from Pearl Harbor. (The crowd cheers) Somebody please remind me to move them back.
Japanese Ambassador: I would be honored to perform that duty.
Bart (as Johnny Rotten): When I hired a guy named Sid Vicious, I assumed it would be a 30-year business relationship!
Jimbo (as Steve Jones): I told you, we should have gone with Tom Responsible.
Bart (as Johnny Rotten): Slag off!
[After Nelson (Sid Vicious) causes the speaker to fall on Dolph (Paul Cook)]
Rich Texan: Dang it! I wanted to know what else was bullocks!
Dolph (Paul Cook) [to Nelson (Sid Vicious)] : Sidney Sheldon Vicious! Where've you been, chomping Wonka?
