First Church of Springfield marquee
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The First Church of Springfield Marquee is a running gag in The Simpsons. It is a noticeboard outside of the First Church of Springfield that changes every episode it appears in.
List of marquees
| Season | Episode number | Episode name | Marquee | Note | Picture |
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| 2 | 26 | "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment" | God, The Original Love Connection | 
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| 27 | "Principal Charming" | 2:00 Peterson Wedding 8:00 Hayride To Heaven |
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| 3 | 49 | "Lisa the Greek" | Every Sunday Is Super Sunday | 
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| 4 | 62 | "Homer the Heretic" | Today's Topic: When Homer Met Satan |
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| 5 | 82 | "Homer's Barbershop Quartet" | Today: What A F iend We Have In God Also: The Be Sharps |
Someone stole the "R" from "Friend" | 
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| 88 | "Bart's Inner Child" | Today's Topic: Be Like Unto The Boy | 
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| 97 | "Homer Loves Flanders" | Loosest Bingo Cards In Town | The marquee looks a lot different to normal | 
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| 102 | "Lady Bouvier's Lover" | Private Wedding, Please Worship Elsewhere | 
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| 6 | 110 | "Bart's Girlfriend" | Evil Women In History: From Jezebel To Janet Reno | 
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| 7 | 132 | "Bart Sells His Soul" | No Shoes No Shirt No Salvation |
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| 8 | 161 | "Hurricane Neddy" | God Welcomes His Victims | 
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| 170 | "My Sister, My Sitter" | No Synagogue Parking | 
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| 175 | "In Marge We Trust" | Next Sunday: The Miracle Of Shame | Lovejoy reveals that they give you 5 "Q"s and only 2 "U"s | 
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| The Listen Lady Is In | 
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| Today's Sermon: Conquest Of The County Of The Apes | 
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| 9 | 182 | "Treehouse of Horror VIII" | Today's Sermon: Homer Rocks! | Homer wrote this after being the last human left alive | 
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| 10 | 213 | "Viva Ned Flanders" | Today's Topic: He Knows What You Did Last Summer | 
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| 221 | "Simpsons Bible Stories" | Today's Topic: Christ Dyed Eggs For Your Sins |
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| 11 | 230 | "Treehouse of Horror X" | Ned Flanders: Husband, Father, Wacky Neighbor | 
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| 234 | "Take My Wife, Sleaze" | Today's Topic: There's Something About The Virgin Mary | Play on the movie There's Something About Mary | 
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| 237 | "Faith Off" | Today's Topic: Life In Hell |
Reference to Matt Groening's comic Life in Hell. | 
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| 241 | "Missionary: Impossible" | Bingo 7PM | 
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| 13 | 290 | "The Frying Game" | If You Were A Pastor, You'd Be Home By Now! | 
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| 291 | "Papa's Got a Brand New Badge" | Tomorrow: Homer Simpson Funeral | 
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| 14 | 298 | "Special Edna" | Welcome Pissed-Off Catholics | First time a swear word is used on a marquee | 
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| 300 | "The Strong Arms of the Ma" | No Outside Eucharist | 
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| 301 | "Pray Anything" | God: The Original Tony Soprano | 
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| Housewarming Party: Let There Be Light Beer | 
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| 15 | 328 | "Co-Dependent's Day" | We Welcome Other Faiths (Just Kidding) | 
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| 334 | "Bart-Mangled Banner" | Is God Patriotic Enough? | 
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| 16 | 337 | "All's Fair in Oven War" | Church Pot Luck: What A Friend We Have In Cheese Puffs | 
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| 343 | "Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass" | Rapture Threat Level: Orange | 
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| 355 | "Home Away From Homer" | Today: Bobble-Head Moses Giveaway | 
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| 356 | "The Father, the Son, and the Holy Guest Star" | Are You A James The Lesser Or A James The Greater? | 
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| 17 | 359 | "Milhouse of Sand and Fog" | Quit St3aling Our L3tt3rs | Nelson then steals the 3s | 
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| Quit St aling Our L tt rs | 
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| 365 | "Simpsons Christmas Stories" | Christmas Service Jesus: 2005 Years Young |
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| 372 | "Million Dollar Abie" | Today's Topic: Jesus Hates You |
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| 377 | "The Monkey Suit" | Today: Church Council Meeting Topic: Religion | 
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| 18 | 380 | "Jazzy and the Pussycats" | Funeral Today: Homer Simpson's Vegas Wife | 
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| The Simpsons Movie | Thou Shalt Turn Off Thy Cell Phone | 
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| We Told You So | First Church of Springfield title is missing | 
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| 19 | 402 | "The Homer of Seville" | Today's Topic: Jesus: The Real American Idol | 
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| 405 | "Treehouse of Horror XVIII" | 
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Changes from skull and crossbones to "Scaredy Cats Not Wanted" | 
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| Scaredy Cats Not Wanted | 
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| 20 | 435 | "Wedding For Disaster" | Today: Shadrach, The Other Friend Of Meshach | 200px | |
| 21 | 446 | "The Devil Wears Nada" | Today's Topic: Marge | 
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| 455 | "Postcards From the Wedge" | Free Wi-Fi During Sermon | 
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| 462 | "Moe Letter Blues" | Get Your Ass In Here, Tim | 
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| 22 | 469 | "Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life" | Tomorrow: Bart's Funeral | 
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| The Simpsons: Hit and Run | "Level 1" and "Level 4" | Next Sunday: The Miracle of Shame | 
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| "Level 7" | No Shoes, No Shorts, No Salvation. | 
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| The Simpsons Winter Wingding | Issue 2 | "The Christmas That Lasted Forever!" | Today's Topic: Joy To The World Again | 
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| Issue 3 | "Yes Flanders, There is a Santa Claus" | Christmas Sermon! Welcome Once A Year Congregants! | 
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| Issue 4 | "Off the Grid" | To Everything There Is A Season. And It's The Season To Turn Turn Turn Up The Heat | |||
