| A Tough Nut to Crack
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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A Tough Nut to Crack is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out, It was introduced in the Poochie's Dog Dayz content update. It requires the Disapproving Squirrel to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After obtaining Disapproving Squirrel
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Homer, what happened to your head?
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Oh, it's nothing. Maggie dropped a bowling ball on my head.
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What?!
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It was an accident -- it rolled off the shelf. I mean, Maggie had to take it out of the bag and push it, but I blame the laws of gravity.
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This was no accident! Bringing all these cartoon characters to life is a bad influence on the kids!
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Don't you worry, Marge. I'm way ahead of you on this and I have the perfect solution.
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You're going to get rid of the cartoons you brought to life?
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Don't be SILLY. I'm going to bring another character to life: Disapproving Squirrel!
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| Task: "Make Disapproving Squirrel Silently Judge Springfielders". The job takes place at Visitable Homes and takes 60 minutes.
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See? Disapproving Squirrel's not very funny, or friendly, but she proves you don't have to be violent just because you're a cartoon.
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And she kept everyone on their best behavior.
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Yes, in many ways, the judgmental stare is even more cutting than an axe to the cabeza, as it were.
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...!
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See what I mean?
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Disapproving Squirrel's exclamation mark
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Hey Scratchy, now that I've fed your eyeballs to that bird, you're... EAGLEY blind!
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Don't do that!
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But that's in the script.
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Believe me I don't like it either, but we're professionals.
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No, no, no! No more violence!
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Step aside, squirrel, we've got a very important job to do. Now where's my mallet so I can play croquet with Scratchy's eyes.
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| Task: "Make Disapproving Squirrel Picket Disapprovingly". The job takes 4 hours.
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You ruined the scene!
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And you scared away the eagle. Now I'm never gonna find my eyes!
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No! No violence!
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Cartoons with no violence are no fun! I'm gonna go stab ketchup bottles in my trailer and pretend it's blood.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After completing Pt. 2
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*groans* These new Itchy & Scratchy cartoons are boring! Where's Itchy?!
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That Disapproving Squirrel isn't that bad, is she?
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She's worse than Poochie! All she does is scold Scratchy to balance his check book and clean the lint out of his dryer...
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Why does a cat have a dryer?!
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I don't know, it is kind of funny to see her boss Scratchy around like that.
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See? She doesn't ruin the show.
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| Task: "Make Disapproving Squirrel Ruin the Itchy & Scratchy Show". The job takes place at Krustylu Studios or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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| After starting the job
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Your sock drawer is a mess, Scratchy!
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I don't wear socks.
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Before you go out to play, I want you to iron and fold every pair, twice.
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A well-starched pair of socks is a step in the right direction.
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*laughs* ...That was a cue for me to laugh at your joke, right?
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Less laughing, more starching!
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| After finishing the task
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Well, that didn't take long. How many times can one show get ruined?
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It was funny when she made him iron his socks at least.
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*gasp* I was hoping a good role model would help you shape up, not turn you into a completely different person.
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That squirrel has got to go before you turn into *shudder* the Flanders kids!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After completing Pt. 3
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Order! We've had a number of complaints about this "Disapproving Squirrel". All from the same person: Marge Simpson.
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I don't like the way that squirrel is making my kids act!
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Really now Marge, I would have thought you'd be in favor of Disapproving Squirrel. The two of you could practically be twins.
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What? We have nothing in common.
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You do sorta have the same hair, and make the same face when you scold me.
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Don't do that!
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*chuckles* See? I almost kissed the squirrel thinking it was you! Do it again!
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| Task: "Make Disapproving Squirrel Imitate Marge". The job takes place at the Town Hall or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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Yes, I can, er, really see the resemblance. I don't know whose vote to solicit.
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Is that squirrel single??
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*holds up x-rays* Even the bone structure is the same!
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That squirrel and I are nothing alike! I'll prove it to you.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Disapproving Squirrel's exclamation mark
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Don't do that! Don't do that!
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No YOU don't do that! Don't tell me what to do!
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Is this really what everyone thinks I'm like when I give them sensible advice?
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Don't do that!
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I am NOT some ridiculous, killjoy nag. And my hair looks nothing like yours!
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Your hair is the only thing about you I don't disapprove of.
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That does it! I won't be mocked by some demented cartoon. Get out! GET OUT!
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| Task: "Make Disapproving Squirrel Get Chased Away by Marge". The job takes 8 hours.
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I don't need any of you! You're all beneath me, you don't even deserve my scorn.
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Now there's a girl after my own heart. *smoker's cough*
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I agree. How would you like a job over at the DMV? Best place in town to judge all the nuts.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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