| The Emperor's New Lows
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Emperor's New Lows is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Bart Royale content update. It requires Emperor Moe to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Hey barkeep, where's the beer I haven't asked for yet but was thinking about?
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Now where is it already?
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Listen Homer, I'm not some lowlife, minimum-wage booze slinger you can boss around.
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On second thought, I'm all of those things.
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You know, I think it's time for some confidence boosting over here.
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Time to break out the ol' Emperor getup from when I was running the town and remind people how I helped them through tough times.
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| Task: "Make Moe Dig Up Emperor Moe Outfit". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 60 minutes.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Emperor Moe's exclamation mark
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Was this it? No, too highfalutin.
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Here we go.
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What'd you do, get a second job as a traffic cone?
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I'm going to go survey my kingdom, so I'm closin' up.
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I hope you're talking about your robe. ‘Cause your crown jewels are showing.
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| Task: "Make Emperor Moe Survey His Kingdom". The job takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Emperor Moe's exclamation mark
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Ugh, my kingdom is looking rough.
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Rats, roaches, and rubbish as far as the eye can see. And that's what I call the Clean District.
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It's time to give gunk and grime the bum's rush. I'll get my subjects to scrub out this stink hole.
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| Task: "Make Emperor Moe Speak to Businesses". The job takes place at Visitable Businesses and takes 8 hours.
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Subjects of Kwik-E-Mart! I decree that ye shall clean this joint up.
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Crazy talk from an abominable man in a bath robe?
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I better do as the gargoyle says, before he tries to eat my face.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Emperor Moe's exclamation mark
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All right, I gave all the businesses the business so that outta do it.
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Those places sure were givin' me a lot of weird looks though.
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I ain't the prettiest princess in the kingdom, but most of ‘em were just rude.
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Anyhoo… time to hear the exaltation of the people.
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| Task: "Make Emperor Moe Defend His Title". The job takes 60 minutes.
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| After starting the job
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Okay, who threw the Molotov cocktail? You trying to make me into a Flaming Moe?
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We hardly listen to Mayor Quimby, what makes you think we'd listen to you?
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Excuse me for trying to give this town some positive direction.
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| After finishing the task
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All right, maybe the people aren't ready for my leadership again.
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I was able to drain the dregs from all those booze bottles the haters tossed at me though!
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Time to go water it down and refill the royal coffers.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter
The quest name is a reference to the fairy tale "The Emperor's New Clothes" by Hans Christian Andersen.
