| Hack to the Future
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Hack to the Future is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Secret Agents content update. It requires Benjamin, Doug, and Gary to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Doug's exclamation mark
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My stupid calculus professor gave me an "A", which would have been an "A+" if he bothered to calculate Pi to more than thirty-two places.
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Your GPA just dropped to a 3.9999. Not sure we can hang together anymore.
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The Professor won't change the grade, so that leaves us with only one recourse.
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Gentlemen, we're going rogue!
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Okay, but let's not go too late. I have an orthodontist appointment this afternoon.
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| Task: "Make Benjamin Hack University Test Scores". The job requires Doug and Gary and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Gary's exclamation mark
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We did it! Calculus grade successfully hacked!
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I feel peptides activating my body's opiate receptors!
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An endorphin rush! I had one too! I want to feel it again!
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But our test scores are all 100% already.
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But our social lives are all zeroes!
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We can hack those too!
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| Task: "Make Benjamin Hack the Ashley Madden Site". The job requires Doug and Gary and takes 4 hours.
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I don't think hacking that dating site was a good idea.
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Because of the ethical quandary?
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No, because now we know that 96% of the women on the internet aren't real!
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We have to post our data. It's up to us to save other nerds from falling prey to faux females!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Benjamin's exclamation mark
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Wow, guys look at these comments! The internet is blowing up!
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They love what we're doing – the first human love I've felt in a long time.
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And they want us to hack more stuff -- news outlets, the government, the Powerball Lottery.
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We truly are heroes of the internet community. We owe it to them to fight their battles... always behind the cloak of our online anonymity!
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But first, we have a much more important target to take down.
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| Task: "Make Benjamin Hack a Movie Studio Over Nerd Stereotypes". The job requires Doug and Gary and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Doug's exclamation mark
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Um, guys? We've got another 200 friend requests over on Springface...
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And more followers on Instaspring and Viewtube than our automated acceptance scripts can handle!
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Half of them want us to undo what the other half is demanding! They're unreasonable... insatiable!
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Our hacking requests have vastly outgrown capacity! What can we do?!
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I... I... I'm getting a stress nosebleed!
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That's it! Human maladies engage!
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Task: "Make Benjamin Get a Random Nosebleed". The job takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Doug Use an Asthma Puffer". The job takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Gary Use Ear Drops". The job takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Gary's exclamation mark
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I've deleted all our social media accounts and scrubbed the hard drives.
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I've erased all of our internet histories.
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From this point forth, Gary, Doug, and Benjamin do not exist...
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So choose a superhero avatar and let's get back online!
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Task: "Make Benjamin Roleplay Online". The job takes place at the Java Server and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Doug Roleplay Online". The job takes place at the Java Server and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Gary Roleplay Online". The job takes place at the Java Server and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter
The quest name is a reference to Back to the Future.
