| Presidential Primaries
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Presidential Primaries is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the SciFi content update. It requires President Lisa to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on President Lisa's exclamation mark
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What's going on?! I can breathe the air, but I can't taste it! And the climate doesn't seem as globally warmed.
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And the sea level, although several miles away, seems a lot lower.
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We came back in time, Sis! This is the Springfield of our childhood!
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*gasp* But in the future, I was President of the United States! I was helping lead America out of economic and social turmoil!
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Stuff's happening here, too. You wanna help me blackmail Krusty?
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No! We can't do anything, or we might change history! And then I might never get elected President! Just sit perfectly still and don't interact with any molecules!
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| Task: "Make President Lisa Avoid Molecules". The job takes place at the PolyVac or Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
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It's no use! Everywhere I turn it's molecules, molecules, molecules!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on President Lisa's exclamation mark
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Everything we do is affecting the timeline! I think I just accidentally sat on a butterfly!
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So what? You said yourself the future was an environmental and economic disaster. Why not let things change?
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Because I want to be President! Plus, your future might be completely changed too! You might never have an ex-wife, or weekend custody of your kids!
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And the downside is...?
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| Task: "Make President Lisa Disrupt the Timeline". The job takes place at the PolyVac or Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on President Lisa's exclamation mark
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I give up. I guess I just have to accept that history is changing and I'll never get to be President.
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Why not run for President here, in the past? It's an election year!
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It's too late for that. I'm sure both parties already have highly popular, uncontroversial candidates.
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| Task: "Make President Lisa Look Up Who's Running for President this Year". The job takes place at the PolyVac or Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
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Holy crap! I'm throwing my hat in the ring!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on President Lisa's exclamation mark
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I need to decide who my running mate will be. Should I pick a safe choice from a swing state, or double down with someone who shares my exact thoughts and opinions.
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How about me?
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Oh my gosh! You're me, back before I learned not to dress like Pebbles Flintstone!
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As you know, I've always wanted to be President. But I might be willing to start as Vice President. What do you say?
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I'm not sure the country is ready for an all-female ticket, let alone one consisting of time clones, one of whom is eight years old.
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But sure... why not!
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| Task: "Make President Lisa Run for President". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on President Lisa's exclamation mark
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If ever there were a year when a third-party candidate could get elected, this is it!
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Yeah! So what's our party called? The Green Party?
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The Yellow Party.
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And what's our platform?
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We're strongly opposed to the Venusian trade pact! The Venusians are just trying to take our jobs and beryllium!
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Uhm, that hasn't happened yet.
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And it never will, if I get elected!
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| Task: "Make President Lisa Oppose the Venusian Trade Pact". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on President Lisa's exclamation mark
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This is the big night! The election returns are coming in!
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We're leading in North Carolina, South Dakota, and West Virginia!
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What about East Googlia?
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That's not a state yet.
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It isn't? Then why did we spend a hundred million dollars in TV ad buys there?
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Task: "Make President Lisa Watch the Election Returns". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Watch the Election Returns". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
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Rats. We lost badly, and to a candidate less popular than liver.
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On the bright side, maybe we didn't change history after all. So I can still run again when I'm old enough to be you!
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The system works!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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