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It's Not the Heat, It's the Humidity

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It's Not the Heat, It's the Humidity
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 20
Update: Homer's Chiliad
Required characters: Homer, Cletus, Mr. Burns, Wiggum
Optional characters: Moe, Lenny, Carl, Apu, Space Coyote, Roscoe
Previous quest(s): Can't Stand the Heat Pt. 2
Next quest(s): Insane in the Brain Flame

It's Not the Heat, It's the Humidity is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Homer's Chiliad content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Can't Stand the Heat Pt. 2
Apu The first step to creating fine cuisine is quality ingredients. So I'd advise against shopping at the Kwik-E-Mart.
Homer - Sarcastic Ingredients? BAH! The only thing that matters is heat! That's why we're using Guatemalan Insanity Peppers!
Lenny - Surprised But those peppers have been outlawed for years! Two!
Carl - Happy Laws are like roller coasters -- full of loopholes! We just have to make an Insanity Pepper puree!
Homer - Happy I love it!
Task: "Make Homer Look Up the Word "Puree"". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 3 hours.
Task: "Collect Insanity Peppers" (x20).
Roscoe Hot stuff coming through! This is meant for molten metal, but I guess you could use it for chili.
Message Turn up the heat and earn some extra Insanity Peppers with Roscoe and the Ajax Steel Mill - available now in the store!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10
Insanity Cauldron

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
Homer - Snobby This chili isn't hot enough! Steam came out of my nose... but my ears stayed steamless!
Cletus If you want more heat, we's gonna hafta bioengineer us some better seeds.
Cletus - Smiling I should know -- I'm a direct descendant of Mendel himself. On both sides!
Task: "Make Cletus Use His Knowledge of Sibling-Mating Genetics". The job takes place at Cletus's Farm and takes 3 hours.
Task: "Collect Insanity Peppers" (x40).
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10
Grow Insanity Peppers

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2
Homer - Confused These new Insanity Peppers are tiny. Is there any way to make them bigger?
Moe Well, I ain't no fancy pants farmer. Seriously, where do they get those fancy pants with built-in denim bibs?
Moe But I guess with the right hydroponic treatment we can grow bigger, fuller plants.
Homer - Confused I didn't realize you knew so much about hydroponics.
Moe - Sneaky I've been practicing. But if anyone asks, it's for my glaucoma. And to make hacky sack more bearable.
Task: "Make Homer Look Up "Glaucoma" and "Hacky Sack"". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 3 hours.
Task: "Collect Insanity Peppers" (x60).
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10
A Little Bit of Lenny

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
Homer - Thoughtful Steam came out of all my orifices, and I mean all of them, but I didn't make any train sounds. Still not hot enough!
Moe We could try distilling the stuff, make some kind of Insanity Pepper extract?
Cletus - Smiling I gots a still that would do the trick, but it's occupied with a half-made batch of 'shine.
Homer - Drunk Not a problem anymore.
Task: "Collect Insanity Peppers" (x70).
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10
Backwater Brewery

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4
Homer - Serious Steam – check! Train sound – check! But where are the hallucinations?
Homer - Snobby Insanity Peppers, please! These are Mildly Delusional Peppers at best.
Carl - Annoyed We could use radioactivity to rapidly mutate them, but that would be unforgivably reckless.
Homer - Happy You had me at reckless! Which was the end of the sentence, so I'm glad I listened all the way through.
Homer - Dreamy Nuclear power – the gift that keeps on giving, for thousands of half-lives.
Task: "Make Mr. Burns Spy on the Security Monitors". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 3 hours.
Task: "Collect Insanity Peppers" (x90).
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10
Hellfire Pepper Cactus

Pt. 6[edit]

After completing Pt. 5
Moe - Worried I dunno about this, Homer. This isn't just ignoring some silly fire code, like hanging exit signs over brick walls. This chili might actually hurt someone.
Homer - Sarcastic Don't worry, Moe. You only lose all your senses momentarily. They come back. Except for smell. And who really needs smell?
Wiggum - Serious Simpson, I heard you ignored my warning. How about we place a wager on whose chili is better?
Wiggum - Serious Whaddya say, Homer? My chili tent against your precious tasting spoon.
Homer - Sarcastic You're on! Although I dropped that spoon in the garbage disposal, so it's more of a spork now.
Task: "Make Wiggum Ignore Five Burglar Alarms Making His Chili". The job takes place at the Police Station and takes 3 hours.
Task: "Collect Insanity Peppers" (x100).
Wiggum Okay Homer, give my chili a try.
Homer - Mouth Full *slurp* This is perfect... if today was Opposite Day! Which it isn't!
Homer - Thoughtful Although me saying it isn't is exactly what I would say if it was Opposite Day.
Wiggum - Confused Really? No reaction? My chili took down a Kodiak bear!
Homer - Sarcastic I've got twice as much fat and three times the body hair of a Kodiak. Now it's your turn, Wiggum!
Wiggum - Surprised *slurp* Ahhh! My mouth! My face! My insides are shutting down faster than an arts program during a budget crisis!
Lisa Wow, I think Wiggum's last words might've been his best.
Wiggum - Surprised Somebody call my mommy!
Lisa - Nagging I stand corrected.
Message Enjoy mind-melting peppers every day! You've unlocked Homer's "Eat Insanity Peppers" animated job.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20
King Chili Tent

Currency Earning Jobs[edit]

Job Item Time and Cost Reward
Knocking it Up a Notch Five Alarm Chili 8h Insanity Peppers Icon.png6
Insanity Peppers Cletus's Farm 3h
Cash.png40

Job Characters Building
Homer, Moe, Lenny, Carl, Apu and Cletus Reward: Insanity Peppers Icon.png2 / Space Coyote and Roscoe Reward: Insanity Peppers Icon.png4
It's Not the Heat, It's the Humidity Pt. 1
Look Up the Word "Puree" Homer Simpson House
Download Illegal Insanity Peppers
Smuggle Illegal Insanity Peppers Moe
Help Carl Find Illegal Peppers Lenny
Help Lenny Find Illegal Peppers Carl
Contact his Spice Wholesaler Apu
Guide the Quest Space Coyote
Refine Illegal Insanity Peppers Roscoe
It's Not the Heat, It's the Humidity Pt. 2
Use Knowledge of Sibling-Mating Genetics Cletus Cletus's Farm
Collect Insanity Pepper Seeds Homer, Moe, Lenny, Carl, Apu, Cletus, Space Coyote, Roscoe
It's Not the Heat, It's the Humidity Pt. 3
Look Up "Glaucoma" and "Hacky Sack" Homer Cletus's Farm
Fertilize Insanity Pepper Seeds
Water Insanity Pepper Seeds Moe
Weed Insanity Pepper Fields Lenny
Prune Insanity Pepper Plants Carl
Sing to Insanity Pepper Plants Apu
Plant Insanity Pepper Seeds Cletus
Dig Around Plants Space Coyote
Dance with Pepper Plants Roscoe
It's Not the Heat, It's the Humidity Pt. 4
Drink a Case of Duff to Keep His Buzz Going Homer Cletus's Farm
Ferment Insanity Pepper Extract Moe
Make Insanity Pepper Mash Lenny
Roll Extract Casks Carl
Press Insanity Peppers Apu
Distill Insanity Pepper Extract Cletus
Purify Extract Space Coyote
Simmer Extract Over Molten Steel Roscoe
It's Not the Heat, It's the Humidity Pt. 5
Bake Peppers in the Reactor Homer Control Building
Sprinkle Plutonium on the Plants Moe
Expose Peppers to Uranium Rods Lenny
Bombard Plants with Particles Carl
Leave Peppers in the Microwave Apu
Spread Radioactive Manure Cletus
Weep For Peppers Space Coyote
Expose Peppers to Blast Furnace Roscoe
It's Not the Heat, It's the Humidity Pt. 6
Inhale Chili Fumes Homer Brown House
Have a Shot of Chili Moe
Magnetically Contain Chili Lenny
Pour Chili With Protective Gloves Carl
Pretend to Taste Chili Apu
Try Chili on a Cracker Cletus
Oversee Chili Tasting Space Coyote
Cast Tempered Tasting Spoon Roscoe