| Million Donut Baby
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Million Donut Baby is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Tap Ball content update. It requires Boxing Drederick Tatum to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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*sniff, sniff*
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Former heavyweight boxing champ Drederick Tatum, are you crying?
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Please excuse my tears, fat person. I find myself consumed by melancholia.
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You've permanently disfigured countless young men! What do you have to be sad about?
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The life of a pugilist was so simple. They would put a brain in front of me, and I would concuss it posthaste. It was quite enjoyable.
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God gave me fists that can pound living tissue to a bloody pulp, and I have spurned that holy gift.
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Even my menagerie of rare birds and high-end giraffes can no longer fill the hole in my brain.
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You mean the hole in your heart...
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That too.
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Well, there's only one thing to do! We've got to get you back in the ring!
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| Task: "Make Boxer Tatum Get Back Into Shape". The job takes 24 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Boxing Drederick Tatum's exclamation mark
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It's not working, Coach Homer. I've lost the drive that made me a peerless psychopath. I've barely killed any sparring partners.
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We'll figure something out. Here, drink this glass full of raw eggs.
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Can we cook the eggs first? I so enjoy a perfectly shirred egg. Don't you concur?
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SHIRRED EGGS? A killing machine doesn't eat shirred eggs!
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That does it! From now on, we're doing this right! Raw eggs at every meal!
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You'll wear those boxing gloves day and night, until you remember how to use them!
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And you'll spend every night sleeping next to your pet tiger, relearning what it means to be a killer!
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Cohabitating with a tiger would seem to be a dangerous notion.
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Yeah, well a boxer is nothing without "the eye of the tiger." Or would you question the wisdom of Frank Stallone?
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Task: "Make Boxer Tatum Fumble Around with his Gloves On". The job takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Boxer Tatum Bond with his Pet Tiger". The job takes place at Springfield Coliseum and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Perfect his Raw Egg Recipe". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 1 day 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Drederick, I've been a fool. Obviously, I'm a world-class boxing trainer. No one doubts that.
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But if the "Rocky" movies taught us anything, it's that no boxer can win without a Burgess Meredith-type in his corner.
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We've got to find a cantankerous, gravel-voiced, wrinkly weirdo to complete your entourage.
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HELLO!
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Moe! You're perfect!
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I remain sceptical of this gentleman's credentials.
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Listen here, you lily-livered, sorry excuse for a boxer. I've been in the fight game since your Daddy was gettin' beat up by the milkmaid!
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Whoa. Moe, is that true?
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Nah, not really. Just caught up in the--
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Coach Homer, the words of this man are making me quite upset. May I hit him, please?
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Now wait a second--
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That's the Drederick Tatum I've been waiting to see! Finally, SOMETHING that makes you angry.
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Let's get you and Moe in the ring right away!
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Hold on, hold on. Moe's not fightin' nobody...
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| Task: "Make Moe and Boxer Tatum Have a Boxing Match". The job takes place at Springfield Coliseum and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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You're back on top again Drederick!
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| The following dialogue was only available during the Tap Ball content update
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I hope to see you playing Tap Ball, we could use your skills on the court-field-greens-pitch.
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Do the rules of Tap Ball allow for the pummelling of your fellow man's stupid face?
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I'm sorry, but the rules are very clear: you can only punch people who aren't me.
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Oh, and Lisa. No hitting my daughter.
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Not to worry. I am the one and only boxer on the face of the earth who restricts his violence to men.
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| Task: "Make Boxer Tatum Shadowbox". The job takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter
The quest name is a reference to the sports drama Million Dollar Baby.
