| The Mighty Bucks
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Mighty Bucks is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Tap Ball content update. It requires Softball Mr Burns to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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Excuse me, sir. Do you remember that traffic ticket we received for running a red light?
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Pah! Red lights only apply to the poor, the middle class, the rich, and the ultra-rich. I'm super-ultra-class-double-five-star-stupid rich!<
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Or does that title no longer hold any meaning in our society? We need to contest this ticket all the way to the United States Supreme Court!
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We did. We lost 5-4.
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I thought when we got shadow arch-conservative Sonia Sotomayor appointed to the Court, they'd finally look out for us wealthy folk.
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I suppose we'll just have to content ourselves with owning the Executive and Legislative branches of government.
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There's more, sir. As punishment for wasting millions of dollars of taxpayer money, they've sentenced you to community service.
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You have to do 100 hours coaching a local youth softball team.
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Oh. Could be worse. Lovely game, softball. Played with a hoop, a tin can and a Winchester rifle, if memory serves?
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| Task: "Make Softball Burns Learn What Softball Is". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Softball Mr Burns' exclamation mark
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Listen up, you disgusting, malformed half-adults! This softball team does not tolerate losing!
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To that end, you ignorant pre-humans, you will follow my instructions at all times!
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When I dust my left sleeve, that means steal a base.
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When I touch my cap, cheat. I don't care how. I just want to see rules being broken.
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I thought sports were about doing your best and playing fair?
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When I tug at my ear, it means everybody slap the do-gooder and teach him a lesson!
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I'm tugging my ear right now, people...
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Task: "Make Softball Mr. Burns Signal Plays". The job takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Kids Play Softball" (x5). The jobs take place at the Control Building and take 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Softball Mr Burns' exclamation mark
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I just wanted to thank you for devoting your valuable time to better the lives of us kids.
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Am I bettering them? That was not my intent.
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I'm here to win. But, if I can permanently scar some young minds in the process, well, that's all to the good.
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We're going to play our hardest for you, Coach.
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How very kind. Please, call me Generalissimo.
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Task: "Make Softball Mr Burns Yell at Children". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Milhouse Look Up to a New Father Figure". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Softball Mr Burns' exclamation mark
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Why are you following me around like one of those small, non-lethal mini-hounds?
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You mean a puppy?
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Yes, those things.
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I thought maybe if I observed a successful man in action, it might help me.
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There's nothing that would upset me more than to help a fellow human.
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Life is about fighting and clawing and nuisance-suing for what you want.
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That's wonderful advice. You're very good at this.
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I do not wish to be, you annoying nitwit. I very sincerely don't.
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I was thinking maybe we could have a game of catch? You could dispense life lessons while we do it.
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Smithers could be made to throw and catch in my stead. There's a good lesson for you: lackeys make everything easier. Get one.
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Wow. Thanks, Coach.
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| Task: "Make Softball Mr Burns Bond with Milhouse". The job takes place at Burns Manor and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Softball Mr Burns' exclamation mark
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It's the day of the big game. Milhouse, my protégé, what are Burns' Rules of Sport?
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Play unfair, don't have fun, always be taunting, and keep your eye on your wallet.
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Excellent. Now go out there and make me proud. Or at least less disgusted with you than I currently am.
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Above all, be wary. Especially those who would call themselves your "teammates." They'll be the first to stab you in the back.
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Task: "Make Softball Mr Burns Watch the Game". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Kids Play Softball" (x4). The jobs take place at the Control Building and take 12 hours.
Task: "Make Milhouse Compete with His Own Team". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 12 hours.
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It's the final inning. The Van Houten boy is coming up to bat.
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I feel like a proud tyrant, Smithers.
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Sir, look at the time. Your 100 hours of community service just ended.
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Oh, good! Start the car.
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Coach Burns! You can't leave us now!
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Can and shall! It's called "Lane Kiffin's Law," and it goes like this:
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"Preach loyalty to your players, but abandon them the moment a better offer comes along." Ah, the beauty of sport!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to The Mighty Ducks.
