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The Mighty Bucks

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The Mighty Bucks
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 11
Update: Tap Ball
Required characters: Softball Mr Burns
Previous quest(s): It's Pronounced Nu-cular Pt. 4

The Mighty Bucks is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Tap Ball content update. It requires Softball Mr Burns to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
Smithers Excuse me, sir. Do you remember that traffic ticket we received for running a red light?
Mr. Burns - Angry Pah! Red lights only apply to the poor, the middle class, the rich, and the ultra-rich. I'm super-ultra-class-double-five-star-stupid rich!<
Mr. Burns - Angry Or does that title no longer hold any meaning in our society? We need to contest this ticket all the way to the United States Supreme Court!
Smithers We did. We lost 5-4.
Mr. Burns - Angry I thought when we got shadow arch-conservative Sonia Sotomayor appointed to the Court, they'd finally look out for us wealthy folk.
Mr. Burns - Angry I suppose we'll just have to content ourselves with owning the Executive and Legislative branches of government.
Smithers There's more, sir. As punishment for wasting millions of dollars of taxpayer money, they've sentenced you to community service.
Smithers You have to do 100 hours coaching a local youth softball team.
Mr. Burns - Happy Oh. Could be worse. Lovely game, softball. Played with a hoop, a tin can and a Winchester rifle, if memory serves?
Task: "Make Softball Burns Learn What Softball Is". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Softball Mr Burns' exclamation mark
Softball Mr Burns - Angry Listen up, you disgusting, malformed half-adults! This softball team does not tolerate losing!
Softball Mr Burns - Angry To that end, you ignorant pre-humans, you will follow my instructions at all times!
Softball Mr Burns When I dust my left sleeve, that means steal a base.
Softball Mr Burns When I touch my cap, cheat. I don't care how. I just want to see rules being broken.
Milhouse - Sad I thought sports were about doing your best and playing fair?
Softball Mr Burns When I tug at my ear, it means everybody slap the do-gooder and teach him a lesson!
Softball Mr Burns - Angry I'm tugging my ear right now, people...
Task: "Make Softball Mr. Burns Signal Plays". The job takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Kids Play Softball" (x5). The jobs take place at the Control Building and take 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Softball Mr Burns' exclamation mark
Milhouse I just wanted to thank you for devoting your valuable time to better the lives of us kids.
Softball Mr Burns Am I bettering them? That was not my intent.
Softball Mr Burns I'm here to win. But, if I can permanently scar some young minds in the process, well, that's all to the good.
Milhouse - Excited We're going to play our hardest for you, Coach.
Softball Mr Burns - Happy How very kind. Please, call me Generalissimo.
Task: "Make Softball Mr Burns Yell at Children". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Milhouse Look Up to a New Father Figure". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Softball Mr Burns' exclamation mark
Softball Mr Burns - Angry Why are you following me around like one of those small, non-lethal mini-hounds?
Milhouse You mean a puppy?
Softball Mr Burns Yes, those things.
Milhouse I thought maybe if I observed a successful man in action, it might help me.
Softball Mr Burns There's nothing that would upset me more than to help a fellow human.
Softball Mr Burns Life is about fighting and clawing and nuisance-suing for what you want.
Milhouse - Excited That's wonderful advice. You're very good at this.
Softball Mr Burns - Angry I do not wish to be, you annoying nitwit. I very sincerely don't.
Milhouse I was thinking maybe we could have a game of catch? You could dispense life lessons while we do it.
Softball Mr Burns Smithers could be made to throw and catch in my stead. There's a good lesson for you: lackeys make everything easier. Get one.
Milhouse - Excited Wow. Thanks, Coach.
Task: "Make Softball Mr Burns Bond with Milhouse". The job takes place at Burns Manor and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Softball Mr Burns' exclamation mark
Softball Mr Burns - Happy It's the day of the big game. Milhouse, my protégé, what are Burns' Rules of Sport?
Milhouse - Excited Play unfair, don't have fun, always be taunting, and keep your eye on your wallet.
Softball Mr Burns Excellent. Now go out there and make me proud. Or at least less disgusted with you than I currently am.
Softball Mr Burns Above all, be wary. Especially those who would call themselves your "teammates." They'll be the first to stab you in the back.
Task: "Make Softball Mr Burns Watch the Game". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Kids Play Softball" (x4). The jobs take place at the Control Building and take 12 hours.
Task: "Make Milhouse Compete with His Own Team". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 12 hours.
Softball Mr Burns - Happy It's the final inning. The Van Houten boy is coming up to bat.
Softball Mr Burns - Happy I feel like a proud tyrant, Smithers.
Smithers - Excited Sir, look at the time. Your 100 hours of community service just ended.
Softball Mr Burns Oh, good! Start the car.
Milhouse - Sad Coach Burns! You can't leave us now!
Softball Mr Burns Can and shall! It's called "Lane Kiffin's Law," and it goes like this:
Softball Mr Burns "Preach loyalty to your players, but abandon them the moment a better offer comes along." Ah, the beauty of sport!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Behind the Laughter

The quest name is a reference to The Mighty Ducks.