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The Full Nelson

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The Full Nelson
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 21
Update: Tap Ball
Required characters: Football Nelson, Bart, Homer, Lisa, Apu

The Full Nelson is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Tap Ball content update. It requires Football Nelson to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Football Nelson's exclamation mark
Football Nelson - Annoyed Hey, Simpson! How come the field is measured in feet instead of Nelson steps?
Bart - Scared It's not my sport. My Dad invented it. If you want to change the rules, go bully him.
Football Nelson - Annoyed Maybe I will! I'll bully him good!
Bart - Happy Yes. Oh my God, yes. This is fantastic. Can I watch?
Football Nelson He's your dad. If you want to watch him get humiliated by a child, I got no right to say no.
Bart - Happy Yay!
Task: "Make Football Nelson Bully Homer". The job takes place at the Stadium Entrance, Football Field, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Chuckle To Himself". The job takes place at the Stadium Entrance, Football Field, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer - Angry Listen up, team. I'm not going to sugar coat this -- you're terrible Tap Ball players, and therefore terrible people.
Apu - Angry Mr. Homer, I am still not entirely clear on what I'm supposed to do with this bowling ball.
Homer - Furious YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WIN, THAT'S WHAT!
Lisa - Annoyed Maybe if the rules didn't change every five minutes, we could get better.
Homer - Furious IT'S THE SIMPLEST GAME EVER INVENTED! NOW WIN! APU, BOWL THAT BALL!
Homer - Furious BART, PUTT THE BOOMERANG INTO THE THING! NELSON, GO LONG! LISA THROW THE SOCCERBALL TO NELSON!
Homer - Furious I mean, I just can't make it any simpler for you people.
Task: "Make Lisa Kick The Soccer Ball". The job takes place at the Stadium Entrance, Football Field, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Football Nelson Go Long". The job takes place at the Stadium Entrance, Football Field, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Apu Bowl For Goal". The job takes place at the Stadium Entrance, Football Field, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Homer - WooHoo YES! THAT'S IT! NOW WE'RE PLAYING SOME TAP BALL!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Okay, team. You've really been looking sharp lately. I want to try a new play.
Homer - Furious Bart, run a hook-and-ladder. Nelson, you track down the Golden Snitch. Lisa, bunt the ball for a home run.
Lisa - Annoyed I understood precisely none of that.
Homer - Serious One-two-three hike!
Football Nelson - Sad What am I supposed to do, again?
Homer I said hike! The hike has happened! Now go go go!
Task: "Make Bart Run Into The Fence". The job takes place at the Stadium Entrance, Football Field, or a Brown House and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Trip Over The Ball". The job takes place at the Stadium Entrance, Football Field, or a Brown House and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Football Nelson Yell Angrily". The job takes place at the Stadium Entrance, Football Field, or a Brown House and takes 12 hours.
Homer - Angry I'm just...not...getting...through to you people.
Lisa - Annoyed I'd like to suggest that maybe you're an awful coach.
Homer - Angry That can't be it. No, we should just run the play again until we get it right.
Lisa - Confused But nobody understands--
Homer - Furious One-two-three hike!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa - Sad It's weird. I still have no idea how Tap Ball works, but I can somehow tell we're awful at it.
Bart - Rolling Eyes Eh, as long as Dad's unhappy, I'm happy.
Lisa - Annoyed Well, I'm sorry, but if I'm going to do something, I want to do it well.
Bart It's weird that the same DNA could make a you and a me.
Lisa - Sad We were doing so well before, though. What's the secret?
Bart All I know is, I tend to do my best when Nelson threatens to kick my butt if I don't.
Bart I've never really found any other reason to do well at anything.
Lisa He is a strangely good motivator...
Task: "Make Homer Eavesdrop On The Kids". The job takes place at the Stadium Entrance, Football Field, or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer - Serious Gather 'round, team! I've figured out how to make us great.
Homer - Serious Let's run the same play as before. This time, though, I'm authorizing Nelson to atomic wedgie anyone who messes up.
Homer No team can succeed if it doesn't bully itself. It worked for John Wooden's UCLA basketball teams, and it can work for us.
Homer Seriously, watch the tapes. If anyone ever missed a shot, the young Lew Alcindor would subtly purple nurple him on the way back up the court.
Task: "Make Lisa Kick The Ball". The job takes place at the Stadium Entrance, Football Field, or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Apu Bowl The Ball". The job takes place at the Stadium Entrance, Football Field, or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Throw The Ball". The job takes place at the Stadium Entrance, Football Field, or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Football Nelson Score A Ball Down". The job takes place at the Stadium Entrance, Football Field, or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20