Dora the Endorser

Dora the Endorser

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 51 Update: Level 52 Required characters: Brockman, Skinner, Lunchlady Dora, Lisa, Parents, Youngsters Previous quest(s): The Ungrateful Dead Pt. 7

Dora the Endorser is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 52 content update. It unlock Lunchlady Dora and the Springfield Slaughterhouse.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark Kent Brockman, reporting live on the scene of my own studio with this urgent report! Outbreaks of bird flu, swine flu, and the once thought to be impossible hybrid – flying pig flu – are sweeping the nation, shutting down the town's restaurant industry. In the face of catastrophe, Krusty, can you tell us how your restaurant is coping? This wouldn't have been a problem if we were allowed to switch to all B.E.E.F. patties. Don't you mean “beef”? No, B.E.E.F. Byproducts of Endangered Entrails of…you know what, let's leave it a mystery. The upside is we're taking matters into our own hands and building a good old-fashioned slaughterhouse to produce our M.E.A.T. locally. Task: "Reach Level 52 & Build Springfield Slaughterhouse". It takes 4 hours. The slaughterhouse and Springfield Elementary have a lot in common. For example, neither perform background checks. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark It's great to have you back in the kitchen, Dora. The children were growing suspicious after a week straight of “Bring Your Parents' Lunches To School Day”. I'm happy to be back. Sorry, what I meant to say was I'm back. That's the spirit! We also need someone to fill in as school nurse. You up for the job? Can I steal all the tongue depressors I want? If that number is less than three, then yes! Task: "Make Dora Work a Nursing Shift". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Lunchlady Dora's exclamation mark It's your lucky day kids! We've got an all meat menu provided directly from the Springfield Slaughterhouse. But what are vegetarians supposed to eat? I dropped a few cigarettes in the pot. Tobacco's a plant. Why don't you put something nutritious on the menu? Like baby carrots. How about I meet you halfway with baby cow? Veal's nutritious and delicious. And not nutritious. That's disgusting! Good thing I never leave home without my Malibu Stacy “Mouthy B” portable protest kit. Task: "Make Lisa Protest the School Menu". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 12 hours. Task: "Make Lunch Lady Dora Serve Lunch". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Principal Skinner, the national standard for school lunches demands a balanced meal. Does a diet of all meat, all the time sound balanced to you? According to this food pyramid it does. That's just a pile of raw meat on your desk! Our new nurse, Dora, already branded her stamp of approval into this pyramid. Well if you believe it's so nutritious, you won't mind me inviting all the parents in town to sample this disgusting slop? Disgusting Slop was yesterday. Today is Disgusting Slop Surprise. Task: "Place a Meat Can". Task: "Make Dora Find Ingredients". The job takes place at a Meat Can and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Parents Eat Cafeteria Food" (x10). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary and take 4 hours. Is this the slop they've been feeding our kids? And more importantly, are there seconds? “Salisbury steak now with 100% less Salisbury”? “Chicken nuggets now with 20% more chicken face”? I don't like the sound of any of this. If my boy keeps gettin' steak at school, pretty soon he'll think he's too good for the rest of us. Frankly I think the word meat should be forbidden from school entirely. It's too sexual. I'm not joining this campaign just because I like shouting slogans… but FIX IT OR NIX IT! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark Young lady, this is no place for independent thought and creative problem solving – this is a school! All the parents are riled up, but where am I supposed to find fruits and vegetables? They don't grow on trees! You could try increasing the budget. Are you kidding? I can't even afford the red ink we need to tell us how in debt we are. Healthy eating is an important part of children's growth. It's like art or music. Of course – just like art or music! I'll cut lunches entirely! Task: "Make Parents Pack Lunches" (x5). The jobs take place at a Kwik-E-Mart and take 2 hours. After starting the jobs As a working mother, I never thought I would have to stoop so low as working as a mother. Doing this day in and day out has started to take a toll on my notes to Milhouse: “I packed extra cookies. I hope you choke on them. Love, Mom.” Homer keeps eating the lunches I pack the kids. I tried decoy lunches, but he got those too. Same for the hidden lunches, backup lunches, and emergency lunches. Won't somebody please think of the parents! After finishing the tasks Ah jeez, Ralphie. The evidence closet is all out of peanut butter and jelly taken from the scene of the Sandwich Strangler murders. What else do you want? How about sushi? It's like your body is a stream and the fish are swimming down it. Sushi, eh? Well as long as it can stay in an unrefrigerated sack for five hours, it's fine by me. Message Take a look at what's on the menu for Ralph at the Happy Sumo. Complete Akira's quests to find out! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 6

After tapping on Lunchlady Dora's exclamation mark Parents! I spent all night slaving away in the school kitchen and I've come up with an affordable meat-based recipe. Mmmm! This is both unusual and delicious! And I should know, I once ate a frozen pizza with the wrapper still on. Mama-mia! This is good enough to serve at my restaurant. And no, I don't have a child -- I thought this was a meet-up for single Italians. But what about me, what about my dietary needs? Please Lisa, this isn't about you. Who even remembers how this all started. I started it. I called you all in. This is completely about me! Lisa, there's no me in meat. Now apologize to Dora – I'm sure whatever she made this food out of is as healthy and nutritious as it is cheap. Task: "Make Dora Grind Gym Mats". The job takes place at the Springfield Slaughterhouse and takes 12 hours. Task: "Make Dora Mash Insects". The job takes place at the Springfield Slaughterhouse and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Spy on Dora's Operation". The job takes place at the Springfield Slaughterhouse and takes 8 hours. Apu! No one understands my choice to be a vegetarian. Why won't they listen? I learned long ago to accept people as they are without judgment, and to ignore all those meat-eating imbeciles. Huh. Then maybe I won't tell them that the lunch lady is feeding kids a mix of old gym mats and bugs. Disgusting…and intriguingly cost efficient. Do you think she'll share her recipe? I can't do it. I can't stand by and let my fellow students eat gym mats. I must report this to the press. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 7

After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark I'm Kent Brockman covering this hour's scandal of the century. Dora, is it true that you've been feeding Springfield Elementary children a mix of gym mats and bugs? No, Kent. It's also 10% pencil shavings. What about all the free meat from the Springfield Slaughterhouse? We had to sell it, along with that patch of fertile soil located behind the school and our robust seed collection, to afford enough gym mats and insects husks. Well there you have it – a problem without a solution. It'll be interesting to see how Springfield parents react, but not as interesting as this next clip of me jet skiing. Task: "Make Students Eat Cafeteria Food". The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary and take 60 minutes. Lisa, of all the mysteries you've solved, this is the one I most wished you hadn't. The truth hurts. But I am surprised how little parents seem to care that kids are eating grasshoppers and old wrestling mats. Lisa, raising kids is a lot like rear-ending a car in a grocery store parking lot. If no one sees it, it's a victim-less crime. Dad, did you rear-end someone in a parking lot? Not that anyone saw. Now pass the Malk! Quest reward: 5,000 and 500

Behind the Laughter

The quest name is a reference to Dora the Explorer.

The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 51-55 Quests
Dora the Endorser • A Drop in the Bucket • Higher Class of Politics • Physician, Heal Thyself • To Catch a Cougar • The Ungrateful Dead • A Woman's Work