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The Italian Grenadessance!

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The Italian Grenadessance!
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Winter 2014
Required characters: Giuseppe

The Italian Grenadessance! is an Event-exclusive premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2014 content update. It required Giuseppe to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Giuseppe's exclamation mark
Giuseppe Mama Mia! It's-a New Years Eva!
Lisa Also known as the January Kalends in Italy. A time of food, gifts, and excessive hand gestures.
Giuseppe You're'a mistaken! It's the January Kleanse, where we celebrate the New Year by blowing up everything of the old year.
Giuseppe It's-a great Italian tradition dating back to the intentional demolition of the Roman Empire.
Lisa - Deadpan I don't think that-
Giuseppe Or Pompeii, where we blew up Mt. Vesuvius totally on-a purpose!
Giuseppe You can still see-a the smiling, happy faces of the people of Pompeii frozen in ash, mid-party.
Lisa - Annoyed Are we talking about the same Pompeii?
Giuseppe But-a nothing compares to the expressions of the people when they see my New Year party-poppers.
Lisa - Shocked I'm starting to think maybe I WON'T do my year abroad in college in Italy.
Task: "Make Giuseppe Construct Fireworks". The job takes place at Giuseppe's Workshop and takes 12 hours.
Legs It looks like there's a new guy in town trying to edge in on our illegal fireworks racket! Is nothing sacred?
Fat Tony Take him out, nice and clean. Send him a gift-wrapped package that will go boom.
Legs A subwoofer? So thoughtful.
Louie He means a bomb. But boss, he's full-blooded Italian – how do we know he's not untouchable?
Fat Tony I'll touch who I want, when I want, however I want!
Louie Can't we just kill the guy?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Giuseppe's exclamation mark
Giuseppe Someone has sent me a great gift!
Lisa - Deadpan This package looks very suspicious. The return address is "Mafia HQ." And it's ticking...
Lisa - Alarmed Also it says "Do Not Jostle Bomb" on the side.
Giuseppe Just like momma used to make in The Old Country, which was the name of our bomb factory.
Task: "Make Giuseppe Admire the Gift Bomb's Craftsmanship". The job takes place at Giuseppe's Workshop and takes 24 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Giuseppe's exclamation mark
Giuseppe Lisa, I have a special surprise for you!
Lisa - Alarmed Is it dangerous?
Giuseppe No! Now-a just put on that padding and approach slowly.
Giuseppe I've-a turned the bomb into the biggest firework that-a Springfield has ever seen!
Giuseppe And I had enough left over to make the second biggest firework Springfield has ever seen!
Fat Tony Giuseppe, your kindness and ingenuity has made me want to turn over a new leaf.
Fat Tony Legs, don't dump that body. Recycle it instead.
Task: "Make Giuseppe Wow the Town with a Huge Firework Display". The job takes place at Giuseppe's Workshop and takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20