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Career Aspirations

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Career Aspirations
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 35
Update: Level 35
Required characters: Homer, Patty, Selma
Previous quest(s): For the Love of Marge Pt. 4
Next quest(s): Up In Smoke Pt. 1

Career Aspirations is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 35 content update. It unlocks the DMV.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Don’t you she-trolls have anywhere else to be?
Patty Sorry, Chunky Cheese. There’s no DMV anymore, so we don’t have jobs.
Selma That’s right, so we're just going to hang out all day and-- Hey, where’d he go?
Patty There, through that Homer-shaped hole in the wall. Weird to see the Crisco Kid move so fast.
Selma Yeah, it's like watching a walrus juggle.
Patty I wonder what he was in such a hurry to do.
Task: "Build the DMV". It takes 4 hours.
Build: DMV
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Patty's exclamation mark
Patty Back at the DMV. Let the slow dying begin.
Selma Hey, there were parts of this job we loved. Like that time the line stretched out the door while you stood at your window stapling papers.
Patty I am pretty proud of that.
Selma Everyone in line was fuming! You wouldn’t even make eye-contact.
Patty I ran out of staples in the first minute, but I “stapled” ‘til my lunch-break. That was pure sense-memory acting.
Selma A lot of people don’t realize -- a big part of this job is mental.
Tasks: "Make Patty Work at the DMV" and "Make Selma Work at the DMV". The tasks take place at the DMV and take 8 hours.
Patty Next!
Smithers Finally! This line is so long! Let’s get this done quickly -- Mr. Burns is already gonna kill me.
Patty This is gonna be a gooooood day!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Marge! Where’s my driver’s license?
Marge How would I know?
Homer Because you know where everything is. Remember when I couldn't find my sandwich last week?
Marge I happened to see it in the soap dish when I was cleaning the shower.
Homer Please help me find my license! My wallet feels so naked without it.
Marge Sure. It’ll give me an excuse to take the couch pillows off and put them back again.
Marge It makes me feel like I work in a couch pillow factory!
Homer We all have our little fantasies!
Task: "Make Marge Look for Homer's License". The task takes place at the Simpson House and takes 12 hours.
Marge I found your license, Homie, but it’s expired. You’ll have to renew it.
Homer Eh, what’s the point? Nobody drives here anymore.
Marge Well, you’d need it if we were at a bar and wanted to order a-- Hey, where'd he go?
Homer Now there are two Homer-shaped holes in the wall!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Patty's exclamation mark
Patty Selma! Look who’s stumbled into our web!
Homer I’m here to renew my license.
Selma You were right, Patty. Combining our birthday wishes made it come true!
Patty He’s ours to torture for as long as we want!
Homer Will you two Lady Shreks just get on with it.
Task: "Make Homer Take Driver Training". The task takes place at the DMV and takes 4 hours.
Selma Congratulations, Fat Boy Fat, you’ve passed your four hour road test.
Homer I’m pretty sure the officially sanctioned road test does not include driving back and forth in front of your ex-boyfriend’s house.
Selma You should be glad that I give extra credit for throwing rocks at his window because you suck at parallel parking.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Finally out of that car! Both of you blowing smoke in my face… *coughs* I think you gave me asthma.
Homer Great. The one thing I had going for me was my sexy, clear airways.
Patty Relax, Lard Hamilton, I’ll show you how to fix that.
Patty Cross your eyes. Now let your mouth go slack until a little bit of drool dribbles out… Perfect!
Homer What was that flash?
Homer You took my license photo?! C'mon, take a non-drooly one!
Patty Sorry, it’s time for our break.
Tasks: "Make Patty Take a Smoke Break" and "Make Selma Take a Smoke Break". The tasks take 24 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10