Super Franchise Me/Quotes
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- Ned: Homer! This is my Freezerino.
- Homer: Seriously, I am getting so tired of those stupid Flandersisms.
- Ned: [pointing to the label] It's the name of the freezer!
- Homer: Okily Dokahama?
- Lisa: Hey, mom, can you pack me a dozen sandwiches in my lunch tomorrow? Meat, no meat, it's all good.
- Bart: Sandwiches, mom, fill 'er up... And the garment bag.What's going on?
- Marge: Are you kids eating your feelings?
- Lisa: No, whenever anything bothers me, I harmlessly vent it to Maggie.
- Bart: I smash fluorescent lights at the gravel pit. [coughs dust]
- Marge: But that's so many sandwiches.
- Lisa: Kids love them. We trade them at school.
- Bart: They replaced cigarettes as our currency.
- Marge: Bubble gum cigarettes?
- Bart: Yeah, sure.
[doorbell rings]
- Homer: [to Ned] What are you doing here, freezer stealer?
- Marge: Ned's letting us use his freezer to store the extra sandwiches.
- Ned: Well, I felt a little guilty for taking back what belonged to me.
- Homer: Woo Hoo! Flanders isn't perfect!
- Ned: [chuckling] Never claimed to be.
- Homer: Yeah, and aren't.
- Marge: Professor, could you say, "Welcome to Mother Hubbard's Sandwich Cupboard" without making any other noises?
- Professor Frink: Of course I can, my dear child. Welcome to... Mother Hubbard's... uh... Sandwich—MCBOING BOING GLAVIN FLYVY HYVY GOYVYN. And now I'm running to the unemployment office... Blervyk.
- Marge: [groans]
