Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes
Past Nominations: 1 |
Featured Quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.
Rules
- You can only nominate once a month.
- The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.
How to nominate
Do your quote like this:
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If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
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The episodes don't need square brackets.
Nominations
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- "I call the big one Bitey"
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
Support (0)
Neutral (4)
- Doesn't seem right without the rest of the conversation. ☆The Solar Dragon 20:13, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
- Agreed with Solar. It needs more context to make sense. -- Mythigator 04:23, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
- Agreed with both of you. Duncan Crook
- It's not that great of a quote! --Will k 09:27, 31 January 2011 (UTC)
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Comments
One of fan's and Matt Groening's favourite quotes. — TheHomer (Talk • Contributions) 19:29, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
- It is a good one, but not on it's own, with the rest of the conversation. --Will k 09:28, 31 January 2011 (UTC)
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- "I like men now"
- ―Ralph Wiggum[src]
Support (1)
- >D'oh! ¡Ay Carumba! D'oh! (Talk Page This-Away!) 22:32, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
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- "The way I see it, if you raise three children who can knock out and hogtie a perfect stranger, you must be doing something right."
- ―Marge Simpson[src]
Support (2)
- Very good quote from my favourite character, Marge. Got my support, Mythigator! Effluvium talk contributions email 13:07, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
- It does seem like a good quote! --Will k 09:26, 31 January 2011 (UTC)
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- A genuine, albeit offbeat, nugget of wisdom from Marge. The quote put a nice capper on the first season. -- Mythigator 21:53, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
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- "I'm shaving my shoul-ders. I'm getting it all shaved off."
- ―Homer Simpson singing[src]
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- Don't really like the quote. That scene never made me laugh. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 17:40, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
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- "But Marge, it's uter-us, not uter-you"
- ―Homer Simpson to Marge Simpson[src]
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11
- "Science? What has science ever done for us? TV off!"
- ―Moe Szyslak[src]
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- Once again, doesn't stand out to me and I don't find it that funny. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 17:41, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
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- "English instructions ruined! Must read French instructions...."La grille"? What the hell is that?!"
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
Support (3)
- A great quote from a great episode. Josegiraffio 14:07, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
- Love this scene. So funny. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 17:39, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
- I just love how Homer is failing... yet again! --Will k 09:24, 31 January 2011 (UTC)
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- "Bushes are nice 'cause they don't have prickers. Unless they do. This one did. Ouch!"
- ―Ralph Wiggum after being pushed into a bush[src]
Support (2)
- Ralph quotes are always hilarious. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 21:14, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
- I like this quote. Ralph's great. Brassbandplayer 13:39, August 25, 2010 (UTC)
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- "I'll miss that Ralph Wiggum. He reminds me of my boy."
- ―Queen Elizabeth II
- "Mommy, my cat's breath smells like cat food."
- ―Prince Charles[src]
Support (1)
I LOVE IT! —Preceding unsigned comment added by 173.24.145.219 (talk) 03:14, 1 September 2010
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- "I can't go to juvie! They use guys like me as currency!"
- ―Milhouse Van Houten[src]
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- I don't know, it just doesn't really stand out to me. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 06:22, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
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19
- "You made me bleed my own blood."
- ―Nelson Muntz[src]
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20
- "I'd hate to be a Nervous Pervis, but if he falls couldn't that make him a paraplegerino?"
- ―Ned Flanders
- "Shut up Flanders."
- ―Homer and Bart Simpson[src]
Support (2)
- Really like this quote. Ned is a funny character at times and has his moments. Josegiraffio Want to talk 19:55, 2 December 2010 (UTC)
- Yeah, good quote. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 19:57, 2 December 2010 (UTC)
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- "I've got three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?"
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
Support (2)
- Think this quotes pretty good. Josegiraffio Want to talk 20:18, 20 December 2010 (UTC)
- What a good example of Homer's stupidity. --Will k 09:25, 31 January 2011 (UTC)