| Couch Surfin' USA
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Couch Surfin' USA is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was released in the Level 29 content update.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark
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Why aye! Of course, ye can stay with me in me shack!
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Thanks, Willie. I knew I could count on you to say yes, since you work for me and my request was an order.
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I need this job for me work visa. So make yourself at home, you threatin’-to-call-INS bastard!
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| Task: "Make Skinner Crash at Willie's Shack". The task takes place at Willie's Shack and takes 12 hours.
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My Lord, man! The smell! The smell!
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Aye, it’ll get in ye. Inside these wood walls, you’ll age like a fine whiskey in a cask of Willie’s man musk.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Mrs. Krabappel's exclamation mark
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Ha! No way, Seymour.
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Please let me stay at your apartment, Edna. It’ll be fun. We can do our own version of Silhouette Night!
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I’m not playing “mommy” with you. No means no.
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| Task: "Make Skinner Crash at Willie's Shack". The task takes place at Willie's Shack and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Rev. Lovejoy's exclamation mark
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Certainly, Principal Skinner, you are welcome here. The humble of spirit may always crash in the Lord’s House.
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Thank you, Reverend. I haven’t been able to get a decent rest in days.
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Well, I only hope our evening activity won’t disturb you. It’s Bingo Night.
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Bingo Night! I must flee before Mother comes to clean you out.
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I’m sure God won’t mind if I leave the church ducking out through this stained glass window.
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Let’s get ready to roll them balls!
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| Tasks: "Make Skinner Crash at Willie's Shack" and "Make Agnes Hustle at Bingo". Skinner's task takes place at Willie's Shack and takes 12 hours and Agnes' task takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Carl's exclamation mark
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Sure, Skinner, stay as long as you need to. The Buddhist Temple is for all, especially those who want to upset their parents.
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It’s more that I want to avoid my parent. Not upset her.
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Same diff. Take any mat you like. Morning prayers start at 3am and never ends.
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Thanks. Wow, these mats are comfy. POW camp comfy!
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Yeah. We got them used.
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| Task: "Make Skinner Crash at the Buddhist Temple". The task takes place at the Springfield Buddhist Temple and takes 12 hours.
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Prayer chanting ohms everywhere. Constant buzzing taking over mind. Must ohm get ohm outta ohm...
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
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If you need a place to lay your head down, Principal Skinner, the Wiggum family would be delighted to help you out.
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Oh, thank you, thank you. Finally, an actual house.
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That is, if you promise to guarantee that little Ralphie gets A’s in every class from here on out.
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In all honesty, Chief, no one would ever believe that. It would turn our laughing-stock of a school into a veritable guffaw-cooperative.
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It’s called quid pro quo -- an old Latin phrase meaning “gimme what I want.”
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So you want me to trade all that's left of my integrity for a roof and a bed? You have a deal.
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Yay! I now have a Princey Pal!
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| Task: "Make Skinner Crash at the Wiggum House". The task takes place at the Wiggum House and takes 12 hours.
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After I get into UCLA, I'm going to get into the rest of the letters of the alphabet! Like Q and smiley face and gumball!
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I'm sorry, Chief, but I can’t be party to this. I just can’t.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Behind the Laughter
The quest name is a reference to the song "Surfin' U.S.A." by The Beach Boys.
