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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Black History content update/Premium Gameplay

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Be Original, Dummy!

Be Original, Dummy! Pt. 1

After tapping on Dr. Hibbert's exclamation mark:
Dr. Hibbert Hey, Dad. I came to visit you. How's the Retirement Castle treating you?
Tapped Out Hibbert's Father Icon.png How do you think, you big dummy? I hate it. It's depressing, the food is bad, and I don't know if you know this, but old people smell weird.
Dr. Hibbert Oh, you don't say. I never noticed.
Tapped Out Hibbert's Father Icon.png Of course you don't. Cuz you're a dang fool. You were born a fool, and you're gonna die a fool. And you're just gonna fool it up all the days in between.
Task: Make Dr. Hibbert Clench His Teeth And Be Nice to His Dad (4h, Springfield Retirement Castle)
Dr. Hibbert Dad, I'm a well-respected doctor. The best one in town.
Tapped Out Hibbert's Father Icon.png The town of Springfield. That's like being the smartest guy at an ATV dealership. You still a dummy!
Dr. Hibbert Alright I've had enough! You need to drop this whole "dummy" thing!
Tapped Out Hibbert's Father Icon.png What "dummy" thing, dummy?
Dr. Hibbert You saw one episode of Sanford and Son forty years ago, and you've been doing this angry old man bit ever since. You're a total rip off of Redd Foxx!
Tapped Out Hibbert's Father Icon.png Redd who?
Dr. Hibbert Redd Foxx! One of the biggest Black comedians of all time!
Tapped Out Hibbert's Father Icon.png Never heard of him.
Dr. Hibbert If you don't think that you're ripping him off, then you're the dummy. Goodbye, Dad!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Be Original, Dummy! Pt. 2

If the user has Lucius Sweet: After tapping on Lucius Sweet's exclamation mark:
If the user doesn't have Lucius Sweet: After completing Be Original, Dummy! Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Lucius Sweet Icon.png Mr. Hibbert Sr. What brings you to the gym, old friend?
Tapped Out Hibbert's Father Icon.png Hey, Lucius. I just wanted to ask you a question. Do you think I'm a derivative rip-off of Redd Foxx?
Tapped Out Lucius Sweet Icon.png What? Heavens, no! That's an absurdity of the grandest scale! You're as original a character as myself, or Drederick, here.
Drederick Tatum Yes. Super original.
Tapped Out Hibbert's Father Icon.png Hmmm.
Task: Make Hibbert's Father Realize Something He Never Noticed Before (4h, Lugash's Gym, All Night Gym or Brown House)
Tapped Out Hibbert's Father Icon.png Wait a minute. You two are rip-off's also. Just like me!
Drederick Tatum I am completely unsure to what you are referring to.
Tapped Out Lucius Sweet Icon.png Your baseless accusation is as big and crazy as my very original hair style.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Be Original, Dummy! Pt. 3

After tapping on Hibbert's Father's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Hibbert's Father Icon.png I can't believe... Could it be? Have I been the... the big dummy... this whole time?
Professor Frink Excuse me, sir. Are you okay? You seem to be having a senior moment of some sort, talking incoherently, with the hoyvik and the glayvin, and the surplus of ellipseeees.
Tapped Out Hibbert's Father Icon.png I'm sorry. I'm just coming to terms with the idea that I'm not an original character. And my friends weren't either.
Professor Frink Good glayviiiiiinnn, what a startling realization. With the dawning, and the reckoning, and the eyes going wiiiiide.
Tapped Out Hibbert's Father Icon.png *Eyes go wide with dawning recognition*
Task: Make Hibbert's Father Remember Who Frink Reminds Him Of (4h, Brown House)
Tapped Out Hibbert's Father Icon.png Oh God. You're one of them too! Your whole look and vocal ticks! It's just a total rip-off of that nerd in the old movie. What was it called? The Legume-like Professor? The Nutty Adjunct?
Professor Frink Please! Stop guessing! I can't afford to get sued.
Tapped Out Hibbert's Father Icon.png Unoriginal characters! They're all over this town! Wolfcastle is the Exterminator! Mayor Quimby is a Kennedy! Homer Simpson used to sound like Walter Matthau!
Professor Frink What are you talking about?
Tapped Out Hibbert's Father Icon.png Take off those glasses and talk different, you! C'mere!
Professor Frink Police! Police!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Be Original, Dummy! Pt. 4

If the user has Professor Frink: After tapping on Professor Frink's exclamation mark:
If the user doesn't have Professor Frink: After completing Be Original, Dummy! Pt. 3
Professor Frink Oh thank Glayvin you've arrived, officers. This man is accosting me. Accusing me of being some sort of imposter.
Tapped Out Hibbert's Father Icon.png He is! The whole town's full of them. They're just lazy rip-offs!
Wiggum Rip-off's, eh? Sounds like this fella's off his rocker, see.
Tapped Out Hibbert's Father Icon.png You're supposed to be Edward G. Robinson! The gangster from the movies.
Wiggum But I'm not a gangster, pal. I'm a copper. N'yeaahh!
Tapped Out Hibbert's Father Icon.png Ahhhhhhh!!!!
Task: Make Wiggum Help the Cops Calm Down Hibbert's Father (4h, Brown House)
Tapped Out Hibbert's Father Icon.png Whew. Thank you for calming me down, officer. I don't know what went through me. That dang fool son of mine put a crazy idea in my head. The big dummy!
Wiggum Happy to help, sir. Now, while you're calming down, I'm going to finish my crossword puzzle. Hey Lou, I need two more words. Cellist BLANK-Yo Ma, and Entourage star BLANK Grenier.
Lou Uh, Yo, and Adrian.
Wiggum Can you say that again, Lou? I couldn't hear you!
Lou YO ADRIAN!
Tapped Out Hibbert's Father Icon.png AHHHHH!!! The black cop talks like Sylvester Stallone for some reason! I'm losing my mind, ahahahahaha!!!!
Lou He knows too much.
Wiggum Get the stun gun, Lou.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Be Original, Dummy! Pt. 5

After tapping on Dr. Hibbert's exclamation mark:
Dr. Hibbert Thank you so much for bringing my father home, officers. I'll take good care of him.
Wiggum Make sure you do. We can't have him running up and down the street accusing people of being unoriginal. He's not a licensed TV critic, after all.
Dr. Hibbert You're right. Come on in, Dad. Let's make you some hot cocoa and go to bed.
Task: Make A Shaken Hibbert's Father Come In (4h, Springfield Retirement Castle)
Dr. Hibbert I'm sorry, I was so mad about you calling me a big dummy, that I lashed out and got you all confused. You're no rip-off. You're my dad and I love you.
Tapped Out Hibbert's Father Icon.png I love you too, son. Y'know, I may not be sure if I'm some rip-off or not, but one thing's clear. You're a one-of-a-kind original.
Dr. Hibbert Uh, yes. One hundred percent. I'm not based on anyone disturbing at all. *chuckles*
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Play Musty For Me

Play Musty For Me Pt. 1

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark:
Moe Uh, bad news, Stogie. My latest attempt at upscalin' this jernt has failed. I guess puttin' monocles on the rats was a misguided attempt at class. I'm gonna have to let ya go.
Tapped Out Stogie Icon.png That's a shame, Moe. You paid a lot for those tiny monocles. And got so many rat bites for your troubles.
Moe Yeah, you live and you learn I guess.
Tapped Out Stogie Icon.png Guess I've gotta go out and hustle up a new gig.
Moe Before you go, play me that favorite song o' mine.
Tapped Out Stogie Icon.png You got it, Moe-sephine Baker.
Task: Make Stogie Play Moonglow (12h)
Tapped Out Stogie Icon.png *singing*...and now when there's moonglow way up in the blue, look down at your hands, those rats are biting you...
Moe Ah. I love that song. Was that last lyric always there?
Tapped Out Stogie Icon.png No, I'm telling you the rats are back! Look down!
Moe Oh God!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Play Musty For Me Pt. 2

After tapping on Stogie's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Stogie Icon.png Mr. Flanders, I need a regular gig and I was wondering if the church's weekly Bingo game could use a little zazz-a-matazz.
Ned Well, I don't know what that is, but it could be nice to hear some solemn, depressing hymns during the game.
Tapped Out Stogie Icon.png Oh, I don't really know any hymns, church cat. I'll just groove to the vibe of the place and do my own thang.
Ned Um, okely dokely?
Task: Make Stogie MC Bingo Night (4h, First Church of Springfield)
Tapped Out Stogie Icon.png *sings* ...although they say they don't like sin / they'll still cheat to get a win...
Tapped Out Stogie Icon.png Mrs. Skinner hates to lose / She's got a flask that's full of booze.
Agnes ow dare you! That's medicinal gin!
Rev. Lovejoy You know, Ned, I'm thinking we don't need a piano player for Bingo Night after all.
Ned Amen!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Play Musty For Me Pt. 3

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
Krusty A jazzy piano player like you could really class up the Krusty Burger! Maybe bring in some richer, more discerning fatsos.
Tapped Out Stogie Icon.png Right on. But I need to get a feel for this place so I can bring it to my work, man. My art is always a reflection of my surroundings.
Krusty I dig it. You've got artistic integrity. I used to have that. Now I'm obscenely rich instead! Hahaha! *blows cigar smoke at Stogie*
Task: Make Stogie Kroon at the Krusty Burger (4h, Krusty Burger)
Tapped Out Stogie Icon.png *sings* Though the food, it may be fast / Health Inspection, it won't pass.
Tapped Out Stogie Icon.png There's a monkey working fries / and he's scratching his behind...
Mr. Teeny *screech screech*
Carl This silver-tongued crooner is right! Let's get outta here!
Krusty Alright, Snitch Corea, get your enormous piano and scram!
Tapped Out Stogie Icon.png Hey, that's a pretty good reference. Did you write that joke?
Krusty No, I had Mel write me some jazz puns while you were playing.
Sideshow Mel These should count as billable hours!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Play Musty For Me Pt. 4

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark:
Comic Book Guy I am not sure I need a piano player in my comic book shop. It would be like the Dark Knight doing a crossover with Huckleberry Hound.
Tapped Out Stogie Icon.png Come on, man. This place needs a little sophistication. We both know the future of sequential art is manga and original graphic novels for the youth market.
Comic Book Guy Hm. You make a fair point. But if you want to play my "scene", you'll need to absorb this vast quanta of source material.
Tapped Out Stogie Icon.png I'm on it.
Task: Make Stogie Read Piles of Comic Books (8h, Android's Dungeon)
Tapped Out Stogie Icon.png *sings* ...plenty of power fantasies for boys / but when women and people of color share the toys...
Tapped Out Stogie Icon.png ...the fanboys get all steamed with rage / acting well below their age...
Comic Book Guy Though the melody is jaunty, I will not have such apt criticisms voiced in my store. Begone!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Play Musty For Me Pt. 5

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark:
Mr. Burns I'd prefer a daring harpsichordist, but I suppose a pianiste would add a certain air of dignity to this filthy atom factory.
Tapped Out Stogie Icon.png Say no more. But before I begin to play, I need to connect with the soul of your operation so I can express it in song.
Mr. Burns Connect away, my good man. I once had Anton LaVey come in to do the same thing.
Task: Make Mr Burns Hide Nuclear Waste In Stogie's Piano (4h, Control Building)
Tapped Out Stogie Icon.png *sings* ...He's a misanthropic mummy, all he cares about is money...
Tapped Out Stogie Icon.png ...he'll burn the Earth down to an ash, just to make a little cash...
Smithers Shall I release the hounds on him, sir?
Mr. Burns What for? Never has my essence been so grandly expressed through the sultry medium of smooth jazz.
Tapped Out Stogie Icon.png ...and he's as ugly as he's rich/ Let's toss him into a ditch/ And cover it with wet cement...
Mr. Burns On second thought, get the hounds ready. But wait til the end. It is a catchy tune.
Smithers Yes, sir.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Mega Church Gil Deal

After tapping on Gil's exclamation mark:
Gil Ever since I became a church-goer, things are looking up.
Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon.png You can't just come to the breakfasts after service. You have to come to the part where you give money to us as well!
Gil Help Ol' Gil pay his tithes and get in good with the deacons. Whaddya say?
Mega Church Gil Deal.png
On offer accepted:
Gil That's right! Cast your bread upon the water, and it will return to you threefold.
Gil And it will help the Patriarch buy that helicopter that he's had his eye on.
On offer declined:
Gil I guess Ol' Gil's prayers won't be answered this time. *sigh* Amen.

Keepin' the Faith

Keepin' the Faith Pt. 1

After tapping on The Patriarch's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon.png Tim, your parishioner numbers are down again, and your flock just isn't as fulsome as we're looking for.
Rev. Lovejoy There's a lot of competition these days, Patriarch, what with all the new streaming services.
Rev. Lovejoy I haven't even started the new season of "Marvelous Mrs. Manson". It's not easy to motivate the masses.
Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon.png Not so, Tim. You just need to bring your A Game – watch and learn!
Task: Make the Patriarch Give Powerful Sermon (12h, Mega Church)
Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon.png And that's how it's done! *mic drop*
Rev. Lovejoy Careful! I'm still making payments on that thing!
Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon.png You just have to fire 'em up with the word of God. And toss a couple of lit firecrackers to wake em up.
Rev. Lovejoy It's easy to come in and do a rousing guest spot, but I'm a recurring character in these people's lives.
Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon.png You know, Tim, maybe it's time I found a Springfielder who can really inspire the supplicants of this suburb.
Rev. Lovejoy Ha! Good luck with that! There's no one in this town as committed to the word of the Lord, who also fits my vestments.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Keepin' the Faith Pt. 2

After tapping on The Patriarch's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon.png Marge Simpson, I hear you're a pious woman who likes to plant it in the pew every Sunday. Would you be interested in answering a higher calling?
Marge Selling medicinal marijuana? I'm doing that late in season 31.
Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon.png No, I mean taking over as Pastor.
Marge Hm. Let me consider that while I bake some cookies.
Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon.png Let me give you a hand with that while we chat...
Task: Make the Patriarch Bake Religious Martyr Cookies (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Marge Bake Delicious Non-Religious Cookies (4h, Simpson House)
Marge Those are some...interesting cookies, Patriarch.
Bart This Saint Bartholomew cookie is awesome! Is the pink frosting supposed to be his flayed skin?
Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon.png Heh heh! Yes it is, young man! Good eye! So Marge, have you considered my offer?
Marge Are there any perks to joining the ministry?
Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon.png You get to hear a lot of juicy deathbed confessions. Did you know Bleeding Gums Murphy killed a hobo in a hit and run?
Marge Yikes. Um... I think I'll pass.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Keepin' the Faith Pt. 3

After tapping on The Patriarch's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon.png I see that you are popular with the youth of Springfield. We could use that in the Church. Have you ever considered becoming a minister?
Comic Book Guy Hmm...I have always felt that I was destined for a larger emporium. My counter has been feeling a little tight lately. Literally.
Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon.png There's lots of room behind a podium. And in a nice purple robe.
Comic Book Guy I do like the idea of not wearing pants to work.
Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon.png You already deal in books about magical powers. Just come do it for our team.
Comic Book Guy Hmm. Tell me about your main characters, their special powers, and their one weakness.
Task: Make The Patriarch Struggle to Draw Similarities Between Superheroes and the Bible (4h, Android's Dungeon)
If the user Comic Book Guy: Task: Make Comic Book Guy Skeptically Read the Bible (4h, Android's Dungeon)
Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon.png Well, what do you think of all that, young man?
Comic Book Guy Fairly ridiculous. What kind of a father doesn't avenge his own son's death. John Wick, he is not.
Comic Book Guy And while your "Satan" has some potential as a villain, he lacks the nuance and pathos of a Dr. Crab.
Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon.png Well, if you ever change your mind, come by the church.
Comic Book Guy I will continue to worship at the altar of Fat Thor, thank you very much.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Keepin' the Faith Pt. 4

If the user has Herman: After tapping on Herman's exclamation mark:
If the user doesn't have Herman: After completing Keepin' the Faith Pt. 3
Herman Hey Padre, I hear you've been nosin' around town quite a bit lately. Something is up, isn't it? Biblical plague coming? Frogs? Locusts?
Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon.png No, nothing like that. I'm seeking a newly energized evangelical to help elevate Springfield's righteousness in these troubled times.
Herman Say no more -- I'm your man! I've been preparing for this day for a long time.
Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon.png Um, really? Why, that's good news for the Good News! Let's head over to the church.
Herman Sure thing, boss. But first, I need your help with a couple things...
Task: Make the Patriarch Bless Doomsday Supplies (4h, Mega Church)
Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon.png You know, Herman, I feel like maybe we're not on the same page here.
Herman Sure we are. We're both itching for the end of the world. Except you're expecting a savior, and I'm expecting a fortune. People are gonna need guns and canned beans aplenty. And toilet paper.
Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon.png *leaves*
Herman Where you goin'? I have a whole room full of MRB's!
Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon.png MRB's?
Herman Meals Ready to Bless.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Keepin' the Faith Pt. 5

If the user has Sideshow Bob: After tapping on Sideshow Bob's exclamation mark:
If the user doesn't have Sideshow Bob: After completing Keepin' the Faith Pt. 4
Sideshow Bob Hello, my good man! I hear you're in the market for a motivated maven to move this town's citizenry into a more moral state.
Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon.png Hmmm. No offense, Mr. Sideshow, but I'm not sure you're the type of Pastor we're looking for.
Sideshow Bob Ah, but who better than one who has fallen low and risen again.
Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon.png Hm. Perhaps you're right. Who better to lead a congregation than a prodigal son.
Sideshow Bob Like the mighty rake that whacks me, no one has fallen and risen more than I!
Task: Make the Patriarch Watch Crazy Christian Cavalcades (4h, Mega Church)
If the user has Sideshow Bob: Task: Make Sideshow Bob Step on Seventeen Rakes (4h, Mega Church)
Sideshow Bob So, your Patriarch-ness, how soon would I be able to reach out to troubled families to offer one-on-one counseling.
Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon.png Well...
Sideshow Bob One family in particular, the Simpson family, could benefit from a visit. I hear they have a wayward son that needs to be... DEALT with.
Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon.png Why are you sharpening those enormous knives? Where did they even come from?
Sideshow Bob An ankle holster. My brother got it for me for the holidays and I can't live without it.
Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon.png The HOLIDAYS? No pastor of mine is going to refer to Christmas as the holidays. Don't you know there's a war going on, according to one dubious cable news channel? Get lost, pal.
Rev. Lovejoy How goes the quest to find my replacement, sir?
Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon.png Looks like you're still in business...for now.
Rev. Lovejoy I told you I'm not easily replaceable. This town has got more nuts than a squirrel's digestive tract.
Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon.png I agree, Reverend. I agree.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Dinner for Two

Dinner for Two Pt. 1

After tapping on Mabel Simpson's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mabel Simpson Icon.png Virgil, let's make a wager.
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png Alright, whatcha got?
Tapped Out Mabel Simpson Icon.png If you can beat me at games of my choosing then I'll cook dinner, but if I win you make us some of your famous wheel cakes.
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png I like those odds. You're on.
Tapped Out Mabel Simpson Icon.png Don't be so confident. The first game is helping Abraham with his schooling.
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png How is that a game?
Task: Make Mabel Simpson Home School Abraham (8h, Brown House)
If the user has Virgil Simpson: Task: Make Virgil Simpson Fail at Teaching Math (8h, Brown House)
Tapped Out Mabel Simpson Icon.png *laughing* Looks like I win.
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png He only knew the answers because you bribed him with my wheel cakes! I'll win the next one.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Dinner for Two Pt. 2

After tapping on Mabel Simpson's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mabel Simpson Icon.png The second game is hide and seek.
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png That'll be easy for us both. We both stand out like a jackrabbit in a gopher field.
Tapped Out Mabel Simpson Icon.png *putting on a stove pipe hat* Speak for yourself. You're it!
Task: Make Mabel Simpson Hide in Plain Sight (24h)
If the user has Virgil Simpson: Task: Make Virgil Simpson Hide in Wagon (8h, Mabel's Wagon)
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png Ha! I found you. You almost fooled me for a second. I thought you were Abraham Lincoln.
Tapped Out Mabel Simpson Icon.png *groans* Women love to be compared to him.
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png Hey, you're the one who put the hat on!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Dinner for Two Pt. 3

If the user has Virgil Simpson: After tapping on Virgil Simpson's exclamation mark:
If the user doesn't have Virgil Simpson: After completing Dinner for Two Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png Looks like we're even.
Tapped Out Mabel Simpson Icon.png Seems that way. But we won't be after the logrolling contest!
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png I hope you're in the mood for a swim, there's no way I'm losing.
Task: Make Mabel Simpson Have Logrolling Contest (4h, Springfield Lake)
If the user has Virgil Simpson: Task: Make Virgil Simpson Have Logrolling Contest (4h, Springfield Lake)
Tapped Out Mabel Simpson Icon.png *climbing out of the river* Ew some water got in my mouth.
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png *laughing* I did warn you, I'm a professional at this.
Tapped Out Mabel Simpson Icon.png Okay, Mr. Professional. Let's see how you like the taste of river water.
Tapped Out Mabel Simpson Icon.png *pulls Virgil into river*
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Dinner for Two Pt. 4

If the user has Virgil Simpson: After tapping on Virgil Simpson's exclamation mark:
If the user doesn't have Virgil Simpson:After completing Dinner for Two Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png That was fun, we should do stuff like that more often.
Tapped Out Mabel Simpson Icon.png It's not over yet. We have two more games to play.
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png *sigh* Don't be a sore loser. It's over.
Tapped Out Mabel Simpson Icon.png We have to go hunting for food either way. May as well keep the contest going.
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png Fine.
Task: Make Mabel Go Hunting (12h)
If the user has Virgil Simpson: Task: Make Virgil Simpson Go Hunting (12h)
Tapped Out Mabel Simpson Icon.png Since your basket is empty do you think you can carry two of mine?
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png *laughing* Anything for you. I guess hunting isn't my calling.
Tapped Out Mabel Simpson Icon.png Probably not, but you're still the logrolling king.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Dinner for Two Pt. 5

After tapping on Mabel Simpson's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mabel Simpson Icon.png We need a challenge that is the ultimate tie breaker.
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png I have an idea, how about something easy...
Tapped Out Mabel Simpson Icon.png I got it! We'll race to the border and back. Loser cooks up the dinner I hunted.
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png Mabel, wait. I need to ask you something.
Tapped Out Mabel Simpson Icon.png *grabbing coat* Ask me after I beat you!
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png Mabel, will you marry me? *gets on one knee*
Tapped Out Mabel Simpson Icon.png Oh, Virgil. I'm so happy.
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png Happy that you won our little contest, or that we're getting married?
Tapped Out Mabel Simpson Icon.png What do you think? *kisses Virgil*
Task: Make Mabel Simpson Race to Canadian Border (1h, Canadian Border)
If the user has Virgil Simpson: Task: Make Virgil Simpson Propose (24h, Canadian Border, Mabel Simpson)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20