The Simpsons: Hit & Run/Quotes
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- Homer: Moe, I need your chainshaw to cut off attacking zombies.
- Moe Szyslak: But then how will I defend myself?
- Moe: Well, better go comb my hair before the zombies get here. Oh, my life stinks.
- Homer: Oooh. I found my lost nacho!
- Lisa: I need to find my stupid brother. Have you seen him?
- Comic Book Guy: Yes, yes. Can't talk now. I must get the last copy of the new Itchy & Scratchy Adventures Comic. It's the controversial issue, in which they final kiss. Assist me, and I will help you with your dilemma.
- Comic Book Guy: That just got a bit more rare.
- Lisa: Now can you tell me if you've seen my pointy-headed nuisance?
- Comic Book Guy: Silence. I must get this comic into a mylar bag, before it deteriorates into near-mint condition.
- Lisa: FREEDOM!
- Comic Book Guy: Now to get this ancient treasure into its mylar sanctuary.
- Lisa: What about Bart? I asked you have you seen him?
- Comic Book Guy: I think I saw him at the Noiseland Arcade. Oh, video games are a waste of money. Now to go online and bid 1000 dollars for Itchy & Scratchy Corncob Holders. Terrific, terrific expense.
- Lisa: Principal Skinner, I really need to get back to my search.
- Principal Skinner: Will these gold stars change your mind?
- Lisa: Oh, all right!
- Agnes Skinner: This jerk's a worse driver than you!
- Principal Skinner: Yes, mother.
- Dr. Nick: Here are the principal's anti-fungal cream!
- Lisa: Ew!
The Simpsons: Hit & Run
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