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"Treehouse of Horror XXII"
- "Ah, Halloween. The one time of year when the squalor of our home works to our advantage."
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
- A good Halloween-ish quote. / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 11:32, September 4, 2016 (EDT)
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"Sleeping with the Enemy"
- "He who 'haw haws' last, 'haw haws' best."
- ―Nelson Muntz[src]
- Funny quote. / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 14:09, July 4, 2016 (EDT)
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"White Christmas Blues"
- "We can't afford Christmas. And when you can't afford Christmas, you've failed as a family. That's what all the big stores say."
- ―Marge Simpson[src]
- A Christmas-themed quote for December. / Loco87 ( / Contribs) 15:21, November 26, 2015 (EST)
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- I'm a little 'eh' on it, but it is Christmas themed. --Nick97 (talk ~ contribs) 12:05, November 30, 2015 (EST)
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- This one is saved 'til next December (December 2016). / Loco87 ( / Contribs) 10:27, December 1, 2015 (EST)
"Paths of Glory"
- "Sour juice came out of my front tail."
- ―Ralph Wiggum[src]
- Ralph strikes again.. / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 10:27, January 22, 2016 (EST)
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"Treehouse of Horror XXI"
- "You have beautiful eyes."
- ―Edmund
- "They're just dots in circles."
- ―Lisa[src]
- Funny quote. / Loco87 ( / Contribs) 15:07, October 11, 2016 (EDT)
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"Pokey Mom"
- "How did someone so sensitive end up here?"
- ―Marge
- "Well, if you really got to know, I shot a guy named Apu."
- ―Jack Crowley
- "Oh... well, you know, lots of people shoot Apu. It's just a $100 fine now."
- ―Marge[src]
- I like this quote. The Solar Dragon 13:57, October 7, 2016 (EDT)
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"The Great Phatsby: Part One"
- "The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in the mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function."
- ―Homer[src]
- Good quote. / Loco87 (Talk / Contribs) 11:08, May 23, 2017 (EDT)
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"I Am Furious (Yellow)"
- "I'm a rage-aholic. [Sobs, very emotional] I just can't live without rage-ahol!"
- ―Homer[src]
- Fun quote. / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 11:44, June 1, 2017 (EDT)
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"Marge Gamer"
- "Mom, I'm gonna give you life the way I imagine you gave me life: by pressing alt-F5 repeatedly."
- ―Shadow Knight[src]
- Fun quote. / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 08:59, July 21, 2017 (EDT)