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Season 26 Episode Quotes
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Homer: You're my son and you will hate what I hate. Angled parking, lemons, Kickstarters by famous guys who already have lots of money, and this boat!

Marge: They've been at it all night.
Lisa: I know, but they're not gonna waste a whole Saturday inside.

Homer: Marge, I want you—my wife—to draft my fantasy football team.
Marge: I-I don't really know that much about the...
Homer: My team name is "Somewhere Over the Dwayne Bowe" and my password is "Annoyed Grunt." Draft with God, honey.

Marge: This has got to stop. If you don't go to work, you're going to get fired.
Homer: I can get another job. Who wouldn't want to hire a man who won't back down? I could be a prison warden or a Southern anything.

Bart: Hey, lame ass, Thanks to you, we're stuck on a stupid therapy boat.
Homer: I'm the lame ass? The only lame ass on this boat is you and all the other lame asses!

Homer: Brief Nudityyyy!!
Season 26 Quotes
Clown in the Dumps The Wreck of the Relationship Super Franchise Me Treehouse of Horror XXV Opposites A-Frack Simpsorama Blazed and Confused Covercraft I Won't Be Home for Christmas The Man Who Came to Be Dinner Bart's New Friend The Musk Who Fell to Earth Walking Big & Tall My Fare Lady The Princess Guide Sky Police Waiting for Duffman Peeping Mom The Kids Are All Fight Let's Go Fly a Coot Bull-E Mathlete's Feat