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Season 26 Episode Quotes
554 "The Wreck of the Relationship"
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"Super Franchise Me"
"Treehouse of Horror XXV" 556


Ned: Homer! This is my Freezerino.
Homer: Seriously, I am getting so tired of those stupid Flandersisms.
Ned: [pointing to the label] It's the name of the freezer!
Homer: Okily Dokahama?

Lisa: Hey, mom, can you pack me a dozen sandwiches in my lunch tomorrow? Meat, no meat, it's all good.
Bart: Sandwiches, mom, fill 'er up... And the garment bag.What's going on?
Marge: Are you kids eating your feelings?
Lisa: No, whenever anything bothers me, I harmlessly vent it to Maggie.
Bart: I smash fluorescent lights at the gravel pit. [coughs dust]
Marge: But that's so many sandwiches.
Lisa: Kids love them. We trade them at school.
Bart: They replaced cigarettes as our currency.
Marge: Bubble gum cigarettes?
Bart: Yeah, sure.

[doorbell rings]
Homer: [to Ned] What are you doing here, freezer stealer?
Marge: Ned's letting us use his freezer to store the extra sandwiches.
Ned: Well, I felt a little guilty for taking back what belonged to me.
Homer: Woo Hoo! Flanders isn't perfect!
Ned: [chuckling] Never claimed to be.
Homer: Yeah, and aren't.

Marge: Professor, could you say, "Welcome to Mother Hubbard's Sandwich Cupboard" without making any other noises?
Professor Frink: Of course I can, my dear child. Welcome to... Mother Hubbard's... uh... Sandwich—MCBOING BOING GLAVIN FLYVY HYVY GOYVYN. And now I'm running to the unemployment office... Blervyk.
Marge: [groans]
Season 26 Quotes
Clown in the Dumps The Wreck of the Relationship Super Franchise Me Treehouse of Horror XXV Opposites A-Frack Simpsorama Blazed and Confused Covercraft I Won't Be Home for Christmas The Man Who Came to Be Dinner Bart's New Friend The Musk Who Fell to Earth Walking Big & Tall My Fare Lady The Princess Guide Sky Police Waiting for Duffman Peeping Mom The Kids Are All Fight Let's Go Fly a Coot Bull-E Mathlete's Feat