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The Wreck of the Relationship/Quotes

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Season 26 Episode Quotes
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"The Wreck of the Relationship"
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Homer: You're my son and you will hate what I hate. Angled parking, lemons, Kickstarters by famous guys who already have lots of money, and this boat!

Marge: They've been at it all night.
Lisa: I know, but they're not gonna waste a whole Saturday inside.

Homer: Marge, I want you-- my wife-- to draft my fantasy football team.
Marge: I-I don't really know that much about the...
Homer: My team name is "Somewhere Over the Dwayne Bowe" and my password is "Annoyed Grunt." Draft with God, honey.

Marge: This has got to stop. If you don't go to work, you're going to get fired.
Homer: I can get another job. Who wouldn't want to hire a man who won't back down? I could be a prison warden or a Southern anything.

Bart: Hey, lame ass, Thanks to you, we're stuck on a stupid therapy boat.
Homer: I'm the lame ass? The only lame ass on this boat is you and all the other lame asses!
Season 26 Quotes
Clown in the Dumps The Wreck of the Relationship Super Franchise Me Treehouse of Horror XXV Opposites A-Frack Simpsorama Blazed and Confused Covercraft I Won't Be Home for Christmas The Man Who Came to Be Dinner Bart's New Friend The Musk Who Fell to Earth Walking Big & Tall My Fare Lady The Princess Guide Sky Police Waiting for Duffman Peeping Mom The Kids Are All Fight Let's Go Fly a Coot Bull-E Mathlete's Feat