First Church of Springfield marquee

The First Church of Springfield Marquee is a running gag in The Simpsons. It is a noticeboard outside of the First Church of Springfield that changes every episode it appears in.

List of marquees

Season	Episode number	Episode name	Marquee	Note	Picture
2	26	"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"	God, The Original Love Connection
	27	"Principal Charming"	2:00 Peterson Wedding 8:00 Hayride To Heaven
3	49	"Lisa the Greek"	Every Sunday Is Super Sunday
4	62	"Homer the Heretic"	Today's Topic: When Homer Met Satan
5	82	"Homer's Barbershop Quartet"	Today: What A F iend We Have In God Also: The Be Sharps	Someone stole the "R" from "Friend"
	88	"Bart's Inner Child"	Today's Topic: Be Like Unto The Boy
	97	"Homer Loves Flanders"	Loosest Bingo Cards In Town
	102	"Lady Bouvier's Lover"	Private Wedding, Please Worship Elsewhere
6	110	"Bart's Girlfriend"	Evil Women In History: From Jezebel To Janet Reno
7	132	"Bart Sells His Soul"	No Shoes No Shirt No Salvation
8	161	"Hurricane Neddy"	God Welcomes His Victims
	170	"My Sister, My Sitter"	No Synagogue Parking
	175	"In Marge We Trust"	Next Sunday: The Miracle Of Shame	Lovejoy reveals that they give you 5 "Q"s and only 2 "U"s
			The Listen Lady Is In
			Today's Sermon: Conquest Of The County Of The Apes
9	182	"Treehouse of Horror VIII"	Today's Sermon: Homer Rocks!	Homer wrote this after being the last human left alive
10	213	"Viva Ned Flanders"	Today's Topic: He Knows What You Did Last Summer
11	230	"Treehouse of Horror X"	Ned Flanders: Husband, Father, Wacky Neighbor
	234	"Take My Wife, Sleaze"	Today's Topic: There's Something About The Virgin Mary	Play on the movie There's Something About Mary
	237	"Faith Off"	Today's Topic: Life In Hell
	241	"Missionary: Impossible"	Bingo 7PM
13	290	"The Frying Game"	If You Were A Pastor, You'd Be Home By Now!
	291	"Papa's Got a Brand New Badge"	Tomorrow: Homer Simpson Funeral
14	298	"Special Edna"	Welcome Pissed-Off Catholics	First time a swear word is used on a marquee
	300	"The Strong Arms of the Ma"	No Outside Eucharist
	301	"Pray Anything"	God: The Original Tony Soprano
			Housewarming Party: Let There Be Light Beer
15	328	"Co-Dependent's Day"	We Welcome Other Faiths (Just Kidding)
	334	"Bart-Mangled Banner"	Is God Patriotic Enough?
16	337	"All's Fair in Oven War"	Church Pot Luck: What A Friend We Have In Cheese Puffs
	343	"Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass"	Rapture Threat Level: Orange
	355	"Home Away From Homer"	Today: Bobble-Head Moses Giveaway
	356	"The Father, the Son, and the Holy Guest Star"	Are You A James The Lesser Or A James The Greater?
17	359	"Milhouse of Sand and Fog"	Quit St3aling Our L3tt3rs	Nelson then steals the 3s
			Quit St aling Our L tt rs
	365	"Simpsons Christmas Stories"	Christmas Service Jesus: 2005 Years Young
	372	"Million Dollar Abie"	Jesus Hates You
	377	"The Monkey Suit"	Today: Church Council Meeting Topic: Religion
18	380	"Jazzy and the Pussycats"	Funeral Today: Homer Simpson's Vegas Wife
The Simpsons Movie			Thou Shalt Turn Off Thy Cell Phone
			We Told You So	First Church of Springfield title is missing
19	402	"The Homer of Seville"	Today's Topic: Jesus: The Real American Idol
	405	"Treehouse of Horror XVIII"	Scaredy Cats Not Wanted
20	435	"Wedding For Disaster"	Today: Shadrach, The Other Friend Of Meshach		200px
21	446	"The Devil Wears Nada"	Today's Topic: Marge
	455	"Postcards From the Wedge"	Free Wi-Fi During Sermon
	462	"Moe Letter Blues"	Get Your Ass In Here, Tim
22	469	"Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life"	Tomorrow: Bart's Funeral		200px
The Simpsons: Hit and Run		"Level 1" and "Level 4"	Next Sunday: The Miracle of Shame
		"Level 7"	No Shoes, No Shorts, No Salvation.
The Simpsons Winter Wingding	Issue 2	"The Christmas That Lasted Forever!"	Today's Topic: Joy To The World Again		200px
	The Simpsons Winter Wingding	Issue 3	"Yes Flanders, There is a Santa Claus"	Christmas Sermon! Welcome Once A Year Congregants!		200px
	Issue 4	"Off the Grid"	To Everything There Is A Season. And It's The Season To Turn Turn Turn Up The Heat