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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lou]]}} Hey Chief, we're gonna bust up that crack house tonight. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Clancy Wiggum|Wiggum]]}} We did that last night. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lou}} Yeah, but this time we got the right address. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]}} Hey, that's great. Listen, I need a new doubles partner. [[Lisa Simpson|My little girl]]'s a lead weight. | |
| − | + | {{qf|{{ch|Serena Williams}}}} You're dumping your own daughter? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Yeah, but only to crush my wife and [[Bart Simpson|son]]! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Serena Williams}} That's horrible! | |
| − | + | {{qf|{{ch|Venus Williams}}}} Yeah, that's pretty low. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} (''to Venus'') Hmm… you seem less disgusted, let's go! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers, Jr.|Smithers]]}} Oh, where did you buy that novelty hand, sir? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Charles Montgomery Burns|Mr. Burns]]}} This? Oh that's just fluid collecting. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} And it's gonna do wonders for our social life! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Yeah, it’s nice to entertain friends and have people over. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Ned Flanders|Ned]]}} Hey, you got a tennis court? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Keep walking, Flanders. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ned}} Will do... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Faster! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Abraham Simpson|Grandpa]]}} (''singing'') What's new, Pussycat? (''cracks his knee'') Owww, ow ow ow ow. What's new, Pussycat? (''cracks his back back'') Ohhhhh, god noooo! | |
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Revision as of 02:24, March 17, 2019
- Lou: Hey Chief, we're gonna bust up that crack house tonight.
- Wiggum: We did that last night.
- Lou: Yeah, but this time we got the right address.
- Homer: Hey, that's great. Listen, I need a new doubles partner. My little girl's a lead weight.
- Serena Williams: You're dumping your own daughter?
- Homer: Yeah, but only to crush my wife and son!
- Serena Williams: That's horrible!
- Venus Williams: Yeah, that's pretty low.
- Homer: (to Venus) Hmm… you seem less disgusted, let's go!
- Smithers: Oh, where did you buy that novelty hand, sir?
- Mr. Burns: This? Oh that's just fluid collecting.
- Marge: And it's gonna do wonders for our social life!
- Homer: Yeah, it’s nice to entertain friends and have people over.
- Ned: Hey, you got a tennis court?
- Homer: Keep walking, Flanders.
- Ned: Will do...
- Homer: Faster!
- Grandpa: (singing) What's new, Pussycat? (cracks his knee) Owww, ow ow ow ow. What's new, Pussycat? (cracks his back back) Ohhhhh, god noooo!
