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Gameplay

Cuban Midlife Crisis

Cuban Midlife Crisis Pt. 1

After the user logs in on November 9th: Is everything all right, Homie? You have that "I-ate-everything-in-the-fridge" sad look, but there's still food in the fridge. I've got those things Lisa plays on her sax. The blues? No, the keys. Keys to the same sucky car I've been driving for 20 years. It doesn't even have a brand. There comes a time in a man's life when he wants to drive a brand-name car. We can't afford a new car, but maybe you can boost your mood by fixing up your old car. In some cultures, men express themselves by personalizing their cars. In my culture, men express themselves by not expressing themselves... then going nuts. Task: Make Homer Fix Up His Car (30m, Homer's Car or Simpson House) Goodness, Homer, where did you find all those tubes? Under the hood. There was a whole closet full of old junk in there. Is it safe with all that stuff taken out? Safer than ever, since it doesn't go. Time to get a new car! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Cuban Midlife Crisis Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Dad, I need your help. If it's women trouble, there ain't nothing that can't be fixed with a Mexican divorce. Oaxaca's the fastest, Jalisco's the cheapest, and Acapulco'll throw in another wedding. No, I need your help picking out a car. All I know about them is how to hire people to drive you around in them using your phone. You got it! Whatcha looking for -- pushrod V-8, Edelbrock cylinder heads, four-piston brakes? Brakes, definitely. And a motor. And one of those cup-holders that can hold a big cup or a little cup. That's a must. Although I'd settle for big-cup-only. I'll take it from here, son. Task: Make Homer List Out Required Features (30m, Retirement Castle or Simpson House) If the user has Grampa: Task: Make Grampa Scour the Classifieds (30m, Retirement Castle or Simpson House) It only has 1,958 miles, that's amazing! That's the model year, ya ninny. I wondered why someone from the year 500,000 was selling their car so cheap. Figured it was the rise of the robots or whatever. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Cuban Midlife Crisis Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: I can't drive this old hunk of junk. My investors will lose confidence in my dinosaur theme park before we splice gene one! That's why we're going to fix it up. Okay, first we need to read the manual, then we need to make a checklist... Ugh! Working on a car should be manly, like binge-watching a TV show or eating a giant sandwich. This is like homework. Did somebody say homework? I did. Did somebody say binge watching TV and eating a giant sandwich? You did. And I'm off! Task: Make Lisa Fix Up the Car (3h, 1958 Car) If the user has Grampa: Task: Make Grampa Fix Up the Car (3h, 1958 Car) Task: Make Homer Eat a Giant Sandwich (6s, Simpson House) I don't remember this unsightly blemish. That's your reflection in the hand-buffed wax, idjit. My reflection looks fat! Can you buff me out -- or at least buff me more buff? You don't deserve a beaut like this! Deserving is un-American. Make with the keys, old timer. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Cuban Midlife Crisis Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: You know what, Dad? As a sign of thanks for fixing up this car, and picking it out, and unknowingly letting me pay for it with your credit card... I want you to have it! Really?! That's the nicest, and quite possibly only nice, thing you've ever done for me. And to show you my appreciation for your appreciation, I'm going to let you take her on her maiden spin. Now treat her like a lady -- open her door, push back her seat, and go to town in her! System Message Tune in this Sunday at 8/7c on FOX to see Grampa get his groove back! Task: Make Homer Make Vroom-Vroom Sounds (30m, Pristine 1958 Car) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Cuban Midlife Crisis Pt. 5

After the user logs in on September 21st: You ruined the car without leaving the driveway! Like you were going to do any better with it. You're old! System Message Swap back and forth between both versions of the 1958 Car! This car makes me feel young again -- young like a baby. I need a nap. Task: Reach Level 19 and Build the Retirement Castle Task: Make Grampa Ogle the Chassis (4h, 1958 Car) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Premium Gameplay

Cultural Appropriation

After the user logs in on September 21st: Ay, ay, ay! Estoy tiredo! Necesito una siesta! Overlooking that one of those words is not actually Spanish, I'd like to point out that you're not, in fact, Cuban. Astute observation. But there aren't actually any Cubans in town. I'm the closest thing available. Just roll with it, okay? Task: Make Bumblebee Man Have a Siesta (12h, Havana Private Home) Note: Cletus can do the job too, though it's not premium. Quest reward: 100 and 10