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The Simpsons: Tapped Out "Havana Wild Weekend" episode tie-in content update/Gameplay

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Gameplay[edit]

Cuban Midlife Crisis[edit]

Cuban Midlife Crisis Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on November 9th:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Is everything all right, Homie? You have that "I-ate-everything-in-the-fridge" sad look, but there's still food in the fridge.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I've got those things Lisa plays on her sax.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png The blues?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png No, the keys. Keys to the same sucky car I've been driving for 20 years.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It doesn't even have a brand. There comes a time in a man's life when he wants to drive a brand-name car.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png We can't afford a new car, but maybe you can boost your mood by fixing up your old car. In some cultures, men express themselves by personalizing their cars.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png In my culture, men express themselves by not expressing themselves... then going nuts.
Task: Make Homer Fix Up His Car (30m, Homer's Car or Simpson House)
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Goodness, Homer, where did you find all those tubes?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Under the hood. There was a whole closet full of old junk in there.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Is it safe with all that stuff taken out?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Safer than ever, since it doesn't go. Time to get a new car!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Cuban Midlife Crisis Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Dad, I need your help.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png If it's women trouble, there ain't nothing that can't be fixed with a Mexican divorce. Oaxaca's the fastest, Jalisco's the cheapest, and Acapulco'll throw in another wedding.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png No, I need your help picking out a car. All I know about them is how to hire people to drive you around in them using your phone.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png You got it! Whatcha looking for -- pushrod V-8, Edelbrock cylinder heads, four-piston brakes?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Brakes, definitely. And a motor. And one of those cup-holders that can hold a big cup or a little cup. That's a must. Although I'd settle for big-cup-only.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png I'll take it from here, son.
Task: Make Homer List Out Required Features (30m, Retirement Castle or Simpson House)
If the user has Grampa: Task: Make Grampa Scour the Classifieds (30m, Retirement Castle or Simpson House)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It only has 1,958 miles, that's amazing!
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png That's the model year, ya ninny.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I wondered why someone from the year 500,000 was selling their car so cheap. Figured it was the rise of the robots or whatever.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Cuban Midlife Crisis Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I can't drive this old hunk of junk. My investors will lose confidence in my dinosaur theme park before we splice gene one!
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png That's why we're going to fix it up. Okay, first we need to read the manual, then we need to make a checklist...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ugh! Working on a car should be manly, like binge-watching a TV show or eating a giant sandwich. This is like homework.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Did somebody say homework?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I did. Did somebody say binge watching TV and eating a giant sandwich?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You did.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And I'm off!
Task: Make Lisa Fix Up the Car (3h, 1958 Car)
If the user has Grampa: Task: Make Grampa Fix Up the Car (3h, 1958 Car)
Task: Make Homer Eat a Giant Sandwich (6s, Simpson House)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I don't remember this unsightly blemish.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png That's your reflection in the hand-buffed wax, idjit.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png My reflection looks fat! Can you buff me out -- or at least buff me more buff?
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png You don't deserve a beaut like this!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Deserving is un-American. Make with the keys, old timer.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Cuban Midlife Crisis Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You know what, Dad? As a sign of thanks for fixing up this car, and picking it out, and unknowingly letting me pay for it with your credit card... I want you to have it!
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Really?! That's the nicest, and quite possibly only nice, thing you've ever done for me.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png And to show you my appreciation for your appreciation, I'm going to let you take her on her maiden spin.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Now treat her like a lady -- open her door, push back her seat, and go to town in her!
System Message Tune in this Sunday at 8/7c on FOX to see Grampa get his groove back!
Task: Make Homer Make Vroom-Vroom Sounds (30m, Pristine 1958 Car)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Cuban Midlife Crisis Pt. 5[edit]

After the user logs in on September 21st:
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png You ruined the car without leaving the driveway!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Like you were going to do any better with it. You're old!
System Message Swap back and forth between both versions of the 1958 Car!
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png This car makes me feel young again -- young like a baby. I need a nap.
Task: Reach Level 19 and Build the Retirement Castle
Task: Make Grampa Ogle the Chassis (4h, 1958 Car)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Premium gameplay[edit]

Cultural Appropriation[edit]

After the user logs in on September 21st:
Tapped Out Bumblebee Man Icon.png Ay, ay, ay! Estoy tiredo!
Tapped Out Bumblebee Man Icon.png Necesito una siesta!
Tapped Out Database Icon.png Overlooking that one of those words is not actually Spanish, I'd like to point out that you're not, in fact, Cuban.
Tapped Out Bumblebee Man Icon.png Astute observation. But there aren't actually any Cubans in town. I'm the closest thing available. Just roll with it, okay?
Task: Make Bumblebee Man Have a Siesta (12h, Havana Private Home)
Note: Cletus can do the job too, though it's not premium.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10