Difference between revisions of "Hungry, Hungry Homer/Quotes"

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Lenny: "The team's been terrible since they got bought by the cheap heartless Duff corporation. Hey Moe, give us a Duff! Ah yeah, sweet Duff."

Homer: "Welcome to real life Lisa, you can't fight City Hall… aka, Blocko Land. So don't even try!"

Marge: "What kind of a thing is that to tell your children?"

Homer: "It's what I always tell them. I told them that twice yesterday and then again as they were going to sleep."

Homer: "Is this the executive office of the ball club."

Caretaker: "Nope, this is the equipment shed."

Homer: "Is that it?"

Caretaker: "That's where we keep the water heater."

Homer: "Is…"

Caretaker: "That's a tractor."

Homer: "I see."

Homer: "Kids, how would you like to go to Blockoland?"

Bart and Lisa: "Meh."

Homer: "But the TV gave me the impression that--"

Bart: "We said, "Meh.""

Lisa: "M-E-H. Meh."

Homer: "I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about to lie, or just finished lying. But not when I am telling the truth!"

Homer: "Got a problem, Bart?"

Bart: "The girl at school won't go to the dance with me."

Lisa: (childish singing) "Bart's got a girlfriend!"

Bart: "No I don't, that's the problem."

Lisa: (childish singing) "Bart's got a problem!"

Homer: "So I gave the guy directions, even though I didn't know the way. Because that's the kind of guy I am this week."