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− | + | :'''[[Homer]]''': Happy Valentine's Day, and shut your gob. | |
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− | + | :''[Comic Book Guy kicks Sid (Nelson) and Nancy (Lisa) out of his bar]'' | |
− | + | :'''Comic Book Guy:''' Your music violates everything punk stands for, which is nothing! You are no longer welcome at CBGB's--Comic Book Guy's Bar. | |
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− | '''Homer''': They were the Bonnie and Clyde of their day. Their names were Bonnie and Clyde. | + | :'''Homer:''': They were the Bonnie and Clyde of their day. Their names were Bonnie and Clyde. |
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− | '''Marge''' | + | :'''Marge:''' A carnival? What's so romantic about this? |
− | + | :'''Lisa:''' Bye! | |
− | '''Lisa''' | + | :'''Bart:''' See you later! |
− | + | :''[Bart and Lisa run off into the carnival]'' | |
− | '''Bart''' | + | :'''Homer:''' For the next two hours, we'll be kid-free. It'll be just like the time we lost them at the mall. ''[Homer and Marge chuckle]'' That was the best Christmas ever. |
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− | + | :''[Shady releases Goofy from the gas chamber at the dog pound]'' | |
− | + | :'''Goofy:''' This place is no picnic, but it sure beats working for Disney. ''[laughs Goofy-style]'' | |
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− | '''Announcer''' | + | :'''Announcer:''' Here they are, all the way from outside of Texas, the Sex Pistols! |
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− | '''Franklin Roosevelt''' | + | :'''[[Franklin Roosevelt]]:''' To deal with the menace of Bonnie and Clyde, I'm recalling all our air defense forces from Pearl Harbor. ''[The crowd cheers]'' Somebody please remind me to move them back. |
− | + | :'''Japanese Ambassador:''' I would be honored to perform that duty. | |
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− | '''Bart''' | + | :'''Bart:''' ''[as Johnny Rotten]'' When I hired a guy named Sid Vicious, I assumed it would be a 30-year business relationship! |
− | + | :'''Jimbo:''' ''[as Steve Jones]'' I told you, we should have gone with Tom Responsible. | |
− | '''Jimbo''' | + | :'''Bart:''' ''[as Johnny Rotten]'' Slag off! |
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− | [After Nelson (Sid Vicious) causes the speaker to fall on Dolph (Paul Cook)] | + | :''[After Nelson (Sid Vicious) causes the speaker to fall on Dolph (Paul Cook)]'' |
− | + | :'''Rich Texan:''' Dang it! I wanted to know what else was bullocks! | |
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− | '''Dolph''' | + | :'''Dolph:''' ''[as Paul Cook, to Nelson (Sid Vicious)]'' Sidney Sheldon Vicious! Where've you been, chomping Wonka? |
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- Homer: Happy Valentine's Day, and shut your gob.
- [Comic Book Guy kicks Sid (Nelson) and Nancy (Lisa) out of his bar]
- Comic Book Guy: Your music violates everything punk stands for, which is nothing! You are no longer welcome at CBGB's--Comic Book Guy's Bar.
- Homer:: They were the Bonnie and Clyde of their day. Their names were Bonnie and Clyde.
- Marge: A carnival? What's so romantic about this?
- Lisa: Bye!
- Bart: See you later!
- [Bart and Lisa run off into the carnival]
- Homer: For the next two hours, we'll be kid-free. It'll be just like the time we lost them at the mall. [Homer and Marge chuckle] That was the best Christmas ever.
- [Shady releases Goofy from the gas chamber at the dog pound]
- Goofy: This place is no picnic, but it sure beats working for Disney. [laughs Goofy-style]
- Announcer: Here they are, all the way from outside of Texas, the Sex Pistols!
- Franklin Roosevelt: To deal with the menace of Bonnie and Clyde, I'm recalling all our air defense forces from Pearl Harbor. [The crowd cheers] Somebody please remind me to move them back.
- Japanese Ambassador: I would be honored to perform that duty.
- Bart: [as Johnny Rotten] When I hired a guy named Sid Vicious, I assumed it would be a 30-year business relationship!
- Jimbo: [as Steve Jones] I told you, we should have gone with Tom Responsible.
- Bart: [as Johnny Rotten] Slag off!
- [After Nelson (Sid Vicious) causes the speaker to fall on Dolph (Paul Cook)]
- Rich Texan: Dang it! I wanted to know what else was bullocks!
- Dolph: [as Paul Cook, to Nelson (Sid Vicious)] Sidney Sheldon Vicious! Where've you been, chomping Wonka?