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Mr. Lassen: I'm Mr. Lassen.

Nelson: You mean Mr. Less-than?

Mr. Lassen:So, a comedian, are you?

Nelson: I got a pretty solid ten minutes.

Marge: My biggest sin is that I dare to hope.

Marge: Well, anyway, Bart, you'll cheer up on our camping trip this weekend.

Homer: What camping trip?

Marge: The one you booked for us at Owl Haven. The one you have to reserve a year in advance.

Homer: Oh, uh, you told me not to do it a year ago. Remember?

Marge: I don't remember that.

Homer: You're right. No one can be expected to remember something from a year ago. Certainly not me.