Difference between revisions of "Super Franchise Me/Quotes"

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Ned: Homer! This is my Freezerino.

Homer: Seriously, I am getting so tired of those stupid Flandersisms.

Ned: [pointing to the label] It's the name of the freezer!

Homer: Okily Dokahama?

Lisa: Hey, mom, can you pack me a dozen sandwiches in my lunch tomorrow? Meat, no meat, it's all good.

Bart: Sandwiches, mom, fill 'er up... And the garment bag.What's going on?

Marge: Are you kids eating your feelings?

Lisa: No, whenever anything bothers me, I harmlessly vent it to Maggie.

Bart: I smash fluorescent lights at the gravel pit. [coughs dust]

Marge: But that's so many sandwiches.

Lisa: Kids love them. We trade them at school.

Bart: They replaced cigarettes as our currency.

Marge: Bubble gum cigarettes?

Bart: Yeah, sure.

[doorbell rings]

Homer: [to Ned] What are you doing here, freezer stealer?

Marge: Ned's letting us use his freezer to store the extra sandwiches.

Ned: Well, I felt a little guilty for taking back what belonged to me.

Homer: Woo Hoo! Flanders isn't perfect!

Ned: [chuckling] Never claimed to be.

Homer: Yeah, and aren't.

Marge: Professor, could you say, "Welcome to Mother Hubbard's Sandwich Cupboard" without making any other noises?

Professor Frink: Of course I can, my dear child. Welcome to... Mother Hubbard's... uh... Sandwich—MCBOING BOING GLAVIN FLYVY HYVY GOYVYN. And now I'm running to the unemployment office... Blervyk.

Marge: [groans]